Listen up F-boys, me and my 3 kids are tired of y’all

StormCountone · 2019-06-24T05:12:57+00:00

There is a clear misunderstanding here of the explicit intention that Tinder was designed for....

Nybaz · 2019-06-24T05:16:56+00:00

Wait... If she doesn't want a relationship, and she doesn't want a fuck boy, what does she want? A sugar daddy that will receive no sugar at all?

ugluk1 · 2019-06-24T06:44:53+00:00

Did you notice that the profile lacks the typical swipe left disclaimers? This hamster is getting desperate.

jimmyjoejimbob · 2019-06-24T09:16:22+00:00

Divorced twice with three kids?

Those are rookie numbers...

KingOfPomerania · 2019-06-24T09:25:17+00:00

Also, if you've been divorced twice by age 36 then it's highly likely that you're the problem!

KingOfPomerania · 2019-06-24T09:23:56+00:00

NOT interested in a relationship

nor am I interested in fuck boys

Pick one

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-06-24T09:22:09+00:00

We joke about the cock carousel, but this one is more like a gorey amusement park accident where the safety harness snaps, she's flung off the whirligig, sails through the air and to get impaled upon the weather vane on top of the corn dog stand.

frenchwolf83 · 2019-06-24T10:11:40+00:00

Another gold digger looking for free meals and trips. Nothing new under the sun.

Somethingingsome · 2019-06-24T12:39:49+00:00

Already calling guys losers when she's single with 3 crotch goblins? Hahaha

York_Phoenix · 2019-06-24T10:33:05+00:00

not looking for a relationship

not looking for a fuckboy

I literally don't understand what she could possibly be looking for.

sickdrupaler · 2019-06-24T11:38:03+00:00

"I'm crazy" - that is the only part of this whole thing that is the truth and that is relevant to anyone looking.

houseoftolstoy · 2019-06-24T11:52:25+00:00

Most of the profile is complaining about "fuckboys," and the little that is not is her request for you to entertain her without anything in return. Who among you is man enough to reel in this catch?

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-06-24T23:30:39+00:00

I was in the USAF from 2001-2005.

The branch doesn’t matter but the concept remains. The military is like 90% dudes, 10% women. Women aren’t stupid though we like to think they are.

Imagine if I told you there was a job you could do where 90% of your coworkers were hot women. That’s how women see the military. They are going into a job where she KNOWS her SMV will be automatically inflated based simply on her rarity on base. More alpha men fighting over less pussy.

Are they running away from problems at home? Head cases? Daddy issues? Probably. No woman in her “right mind” signs up for potential war. But other motivations take control.

In Korea ESPECIALLY they’re called “Osan Queens”. Because the ratio diminishes even further and the women who are strutting around in BDUs go on hypergamy HYPERDRIVE.

If this woman is ACTUALLY in the USMC, she is ACCUSTOMED to having her pussy literally WORSHIPPED.

PabloEscoba · 2019-06-24T13:22:34+00:00

She has a double-digit negative SMV, hence the frustration. Worthless to any man of value

RT-AC66U · 2019-06-24T05:53:08+00:00

Usmc?

jestersquall · 2019-06-24T12:54:21+00:00

fucks Chad on first date

coolmw93 · 2019-06-24T14:03:45+00:00

So wait, you're on Tinder, don't want a relationship, but don't want sex?

Just the benefits of a bf/friend with no sex huh? Hmmm

[deleted] · 2019-06-24T15:02:54+00:00

3 kids and divorced twice... and now the fuck boys are not interesting to her?

redditloadedwithnpcs · 2019-06-24T13:13:26+00:00

Is she capable of comprehending that's she's actually the real loser?

lPFreeIy · 2019-06-24T14:00:14+00:00

3 kids, but she probably has to run down a list of 11 dudes when asked who the potential fathers are

Anymation · 2019-06-24T14:06:05+00:00

You see that little thing that says USMC at the top? This trick either:

Is a Dependapotamus, and Doesn’t want the gravy train of tricare/bah to stop.

-or-

Is a Devil Dog herself, and is so used to getting turnt out, she will only sit on green weenie, cuz that’s what she is addicted to and has trained her mind to interact with. Good luck undoing that conditioning.

It’s kinda like finding out that’s it’s not AIDS, just cancer. Either way you’re losing.

bablfish · 2019-06-24T14:53:29+00:00

1000 yard and 1000 cock stare ... she´s a keeper

Tracergold · 2019-06-24T13:24:48+00:00

It would appear that she truly believes "Real Men(TM)" use Tinder to find bitter old single mothers to spend all of their money on. Like, she truly believes that's what Tinder is for and that's what Real Men(TM) want from life.

Again, only in modern western society is such incredible stupidity seen. This is due to feminism destroying the natural biological framework of gender.

superstar9976 · 2019-06-24T14:52:27+00:00

She's just filtering for 7/10+'s, this is basically saying no uglies allowed. It's all virtue signaling so she doesn't seem like a thot

[deleted] · 2019-06-24T14:53:35+00:00

If she’s been divorced before, it may be because the dude is a dick or cheated or something. If it’s twice, she’s the problem

uberduger · 2019-06-24T14:59:44+00:00

So you don't want a relationship and don't want to fuck?

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON TINDER THEN?

I report profiles like this, because they're ruining Tinder - it's not a place to find a fucking free tour guide.

Look for a relationship or something sexual, but if you're looking for almost anything else, you're doing it wrong intentionally and are a piece of shit.

magicmikefx · 2019-06-24T15:24:37+00:00

If women would apply the criteria listed here maybe then we could have a discussion. But pure projection all the time. Me me me me.

GaryGewaltschiss · 2019-06-24T15:38:31+00:00

Did that that bitch really write anyways as "NE ways"???!

cleverbutnotoverlyso · 2019-06-24T16:20:37+00:00

She seems really classy !

SilverGryphon · 2019-06-24T16:36:26+00:00

3 kids huh and probably 3 dads and yet we are the assholes.

cenaluc · 2019-06-24T16:40:53+00:00

should I be a looser and stay hidden in the bar or should be finally grow up, take my responsibilities and be a real man?

Harry_Teak · 2019-06-24T22:09:50+00:00

She wants guys to be up front except when they're up front about their intention to throw her some dick. This means that she wants to be lied to.

crassrecords · 2019-06-25T12:17:55+00:00

What fucking mess

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-06-25T13:53:35+00:00

well she clearly has so much to offer, two ended marriages, three kids, tired of f-boys, just needs a tour guide to show her around.

iwilzkilz585 · 2019-06-25T14:54:35+00:00

Not interested in a relationship or a dick pic, on tinder, then what the fuck are you here for?

Hirudin · 2019-06-25T18:27:51+00:00

Fun fact: While the overall divorce rate hovers around 50%, the rate of divorce for couples where at least one of the partners is on their third marriage is 85%.

It's reverse Russian roulette. 5 of the 6 chambers are loaded.

makkenx · 2019-06-25T22:28:13+00:00

3 kids

two divorces

probably 3 kids from 3 different fathers

I can't think about somebody jumping into this black hole.

Charmingaxelotl · 2019-06-26T10:24:30+00:00

36 and still on tinder? Yet tired of fuck boys...

techtesh · 2019-06-29T15:05:38+00:00

Why can no be real and honest

She asks with 5 pounds of fake up on

MadeUpMelly · 2019-06-30T14:47:31+00:00

Her name is Krystal with a “K,” which, along with females with the names Brandy and Misty, are usually closely associated with/are trailer trash.

Title	Listen up F-boys, me and my 3 kids are tired of y’all
Author	dawgbone31
Upvotes	253
Comments	70
Date	June 24, 2019 5:03 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/c4ij57/listen_up_fboys_me_and_my_3_kids_are_tired_of_yall/
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