Come get your npc queen

ITtears · 2019-05-15T02:05:46+00:00

I think this is the perfect image for representation of this sub. Fat and ugly and demanding

midnightblood · 2019-05-15T02:02:52+00:00

She’s barely a 4 and also she’s a single mother so she’s more like a 2/10

smallSackBigShaft · 2019-05-15T02:09:39+00:00

Ugh fuck I fuckin nutted ropes of jizz all over myself

Lis456 · 2019-05-15T02:33:40+00:00

Dairy queen

JavascriptIsTerrible · 2019-05-15T02:47:44+00:00

Don't worry the real dad won't bother you. In fact, I ate him.

verideth_01 · 2019-05-15T15:49:46+00:00

She literally looks like she just railed some hard club drug and posted. Sad where this generation is going.

GoyInTheStripedPJs · 2019-05-15T04:30:23+00:00

If you want a whore, buy one. If you want a queen, find a single mother on a hookup app

ChiTownBob · 2019-05-15T02:43:23+00:00

999 cock stare.

How could that delusional landwhale actually get laid?

The thirst is real. Especially at 3am when the bars let out.

PM_ME_YOUR_RC51 · 2019-05-15T03:36:10+00:00

This is just straight up disgusting. If I wanted to come home to a farm animal, I'd marry a pig.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-05-15T02:02:50+00:00

WTF am I looking at?

guypierre · 2019-05-15T03:54:13+00:00

Imagine being a chunky bloated dude demanding for someone to treat you like a king? You"d die alone with maggots and flies!

Andrew_Dufrense · 2019-05-15T02:26:31+00:00

I can't treat you like a queen m'lady, for I am mearly a dunce amongst the peasants. I hope you and your king shall find a way to quash your issues and raise your children to become royalty. In the mean time, would it be to your liking to wear my cap?

Imperial_Plastics · 2019-05-15T10:23:40+00:00

I live nextdoor to a single flytrap of the same name... saddled with two 'great' kids and slowly reeling in this total beta buck into being Mr. Mom.

She is infamous for having banged every firefighter in the area and having fucked her mother's husband on the regular. Yet she lacks the shame to leave the vicinity and her kids have to wear her rep.

The worst part is the arrogance... she is a bucket of yuck, aging like the tuna you forgot about in the back of the fridge and yet she clings on to the remnants of her faded beauty as if she shits cotton-candy.

White bitches... if they were 'pretty' in high school, they never lose that poisonous sense of entitlement, no matter how ruined they start to look.

keithrockz · 2019-05-15T04:38:08+00:00

She looks like Benny Hill in a bra and wig

GerinX · 2019-05-15T03:42:40+00:00

Eurgh. No. Just no.

Full_Mane · 2019-05-15T06:07:16+00:00

How she gonna be fat, but have no tits at the same time? And be a single mother? Smh, shit ain't adding up.

Broncoli · 2019-05-15T02:25:22+00:00

whoa boy.

rykotxet · 2019-05-15T02:51:12+00:00

Mom whale on drugs that looks like a psychokiller. Great deal 👍

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-05-15T02:59:50+00:00

Treat her like a queen? She should be treated at the l̶o̶o̶n̶y̶ ̶b̶i̶n̶ psychiatric ward.

coolmw93 · 2019-05-15T03:58:24+00:00

Wow awesome! Gotta love treating an overweight, ugly, single mom like a queen.

kratos649 · 2019-05-15T09:14:43+00:00

We also know she's not too smart. How do we know? Because she thought that would be a good picture for her dating profile...

kaolin224 · 2019-05-15T06:53:32+00:00

She looks like she stinks.

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2019-05-15T03:05:33+00:00

Dairy Queen

oh_no_aliens · 2019-05-15T03:51:51+00:00

You want a queen, swipe right.

You want a whore.. or rather, anyone is better than her.

moroots · 2019-05-15T04:06:10+00:00

The Late Great Andre the Giant does not deserve to have his family legacy sullied like this

LiteralWarCriminal · 2019-05-15T07:03:28+00:00

It's Hacksaw Jim Duggan!

boisdevie · 2019-05-15T07:44:44+00:00

All she offers are holes that men can masturbate into. What a truly spectacular waste of a life - I bet her parents are real assholes.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-05-15T11:04:16+00:00

Okay cupcake. You be the queen and I will be King Henry VIII.

Cookiedoughjunkie · 2019-05-15T04:22:02+00:00

I think that's a guy...

2019-05-15T04:43:26+00:00

That is one nasty bitch there

xseiber · 2019-05-15T10:16:41+00:00

24yo, what a waste of a good age. Wish I was 24 again.

seattlebouncer · 2019-05-15T11:48:00+00:00

It looks like she put her bra on backwards.

tharkyllinus · 2019-05-15T11:37:35+00:00

Looks like a built in hockey mask.

willyj19 · 2019-05-15T12:21:53+00:00

Can't be treated like a queen if you look like cattle

LCDR_JOW · 2019-05-15T12:29:40+00:00

Fat, but no tits? God truly is a humorous god.

whatevruminator · 2019-05-15T04:58:59+00:00

Is that her attempt at a 'cute' face?

CptFizz · 2019-05-15T06:19:45+00:00

treat me like a queen

yeah, I'll treat you like the queen of warts

Thot_patrol_nanoda · 2019-05-15T07:32:50+00:00

Face of America

xonoma89 · 2019-05-15T07:49:32+00:00

Yikes man that spooked me when I saw her face scrolling.

TwilightSea · 2019-05-15T10:41:02+00:00

All I see is a psycho bitch

bacon_and_3ggs · 2019-05-15T12:24:04+00:00

Queen? She looks more Robert Baratheon than Dany or Cersi

sbp1991 · 2019-05-15T12:32:12+00:00

Great, an entitled, fat and titless bitch. What more can you wish for?

bestsparkyalive · 2019-05-15T12:44:02+00:00

Can’t wait for the downfall of society AMIRITE

TitySuker · 2019-05-15T13:31:59+00:00

Imagine the smell.

Help me out gents, I'm out of the loop. What does npc mean?

Westernhagen · 2019-05-15T13:43:08+00:00

How do I set my online dating filter for "fat, stringy hair, crazy people eyes, single mom" so that gems like this pop up every time?

WearDoWeGoNow · 2019-05-15T15:53:22+00:00

If a dude's profile read "looking for someone to treat me like a king", social justice warriors would be all over it calling him a misogynist and worse.

Hirudin · 2019-05-15T17:20:47+00:00

It would be fun to make a fake profile for a Japanese whaling ship to swipe right on all the profiles like this.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-05-15T17:23:14+00:00

Those can't all be warts she is hiding below her lower lip with makeup. My guess is herpes outbreak, acne would look different even if covered.

I-am-the-lul · 2019-05-15T20:49:24+00:00

She's a single mother, so that means some thirsty bastard banged her at least once... yeek!

Stunner900 · 2019-05-15T05:03:57+00:00

Looks like a dude

Imperial_Plastics · 2019-05-15T10:14:42+00:00

I live nextdoor to a single flytrap of the same name... saddled with two 'great' kids and slowly reeling in this total beta buck into being Mr. Mom.

She is infamous for having banged every firefighter in the area and having fucked her mother's husband on the regular. Yet she lacks the shame to leave the vicinity and her kids have to wear her rep.

The worst part is the arrogance... she is a bucket of yuck, aging like the tuna you forgot about in the back of the fridge and yet she clings on to the remnants of her faded beauty as if she shits cotton-candy.

White bitches... if they were 'pretty' in high school, they never lose that poisonous sense of entitlement, no matter how ruined they start to look.

moneybeatslooks · 2019-05-15T13:12:55+00:00

hard f**ing left swipe.

Needlecrash · 2019-05-15T13:14:31+00:00

OOF.

2019-05-15T13:31:12+00:00

This is the last image uploaded from the cookie Jar's Go-Pro before his internals were ruthlessly devoured and he was smashed on the floor. RIP Cookie Jar. "F"

frenchwolf83 · 2019-05-15T14:08:47+00:00

Wow, gozilla is on the way, just run ! 😁

SilverGryphon · 2019-05-15T17:16:15+00:00

How is she even a single mom? A lot of thirsty fucks out there.

meltboro · 2019-05-15T20:26:49+00:00

I made the same face when i opened the image

smallSackBigShaft · 2019-05-16T00:55:21+00:00

“Ugh fuck yea you wanna be a queen huh, yea pucker those lips bitch, ugh fuck yea”

so horny Beating off while talking dirty to her pic

dakd2 · 2019-05-16T01:12:52+00:00

this cant be serious, mmm right?

Devilsgun · 2019-05-16T02:55:37+00:00

She looks like she'd make a decent pork belly, or some moderately good bacon at best.

Fat, Flat, Fugly, Pugly, Chunky Mummy Monkey Butt CavernCunt

Pass the hoochie to the left hand swipe

devok1 · 2019-05-16T03:33:54+00:00

Queen of Mayonaise

megacondenser · 2019-05-16T10:05:12+00:00

I can smell her from here.

AntsCCW · 2019-05-16T15:00:57+00:00

Fat, moon face, greasy hair, no tits, single mother NPC.

Here, take half my shit.

washingtonpanther · 2019-05-18T03:14:14+00:00

Clown world.

washingtonpanther · 2019-05-18T03:16:53+00:00

Clown world.

washingtonpanther · 2019-05-18T03:17:32+00:00

Clown world.

washingtonpanther · 2019-05-18T03:20:54+00:00

Clown world.

washingtonpanther · 2019-05-18T03:24:51+00:00

Clown world.

washingtonpanther · 2019-05-18T03:35:17+00:00

Honk.

Doc_Sithicus · 2019-05-19T22:56:32+00:00

Best response by Ultron

figyg · 2019-05-20T00:39:04+00:00

🤢

jb_bls · 2019-05-21T04:42:32+00:00

Yikes

YYCchatterbox · 2019-05-23T15:56:56+00:00

What happened to her nipples?

Thatsyourissue · 2019-05-25T16:02:45+00:00

I can smell her stank from here

Harry_Teak · 2019-05-27T02:01:06+00:00

Sometimes they've hit the wall, sometimes they are the wall. Most seem to be trying for both categories.

marlinsgo · 2019-05-15T15:17:21+00:00

She looks like a bloated demon. Flush this useless piece of shit down the toilet.

tim99uk · 2019-05-15T16:25:27+00:00

RUN..RUN!!! DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER!!!!

Title	Come get your npc queen
Author	Subtlevibes
Upvotes	494
Comments	138
Date	May 15, 2019 2:00 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/borud1/come_get_your_npc_queen/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/come-get-your-npc-queen.345728 https://theredarchive.com/post/345728

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