Hell

boltzzzzzzz · 2019-04-28T10:30:26+00:00

Translation: I want a walking ATM. You must be totally aminable to everyone one of my demands regardless of how dissociated they are from my stated goal of marriage and a family. When this inevitably goes tits up, I'll blame you because that's all I know how to do.

Pass.

ImAWhoDat · 2019-04-28T10:46:51+00:00

Not tryna fuck but got baby fever, eh? Fucking knob. A 6+ ft. tall tattoo covered male who has money to take her to eat, live a life with her friends (not the male who pays for this of course), and vacations - the pipe dream of every do-nothing-bitch everywhere.

CSM_Pepper · 2019-04-28T11:47:11+00:00

Mentions her sign, shouting, ghettoskankspeak like "hmu" and "tryna holla", mentions loving food like it's original or not a fat tell, tattoos, height requirements, and baby rabies.

I count seven red flags. She's ready for the May Day parade in Havana.

Dantes7layerbeandip · 2019-04-28T11:09:52+00:00

Women like this are mentally deficient in all areas of self criticism and shame. I could never write a bio so entitled, vapid, and unironically narcissistic AND bring literally nothing to the table. Though its obviously a risky line of thought, I often have to wonder just how much our world would be improved if everyone of about this level of self-delusion and below suddenly disappeared. Think of the fat trimmed from society, think of all the resources saved.

commander_zoidberg · 2019-04-28T12:19:25+00:00

riding in the passenger side of your best friends ride

Younger millennials seem really obsessed with older millennial shit for whatever reason. This is a song by TLC called No Scrubs that was big when I was in High School 20 years ago.

obsessed w tattoos on you

Surface-level alpha proof. Typical.

I have baby fever and I want to get married. But I also want to still live a life w my friends

This story moves from farce to tragedy when she becomes abusive because she blames little Nevaeh or Chad/Tyrone Jr for her not getting any more alpha cocks or party invitations. Hopefully a concerned neighbor will call CPS in time.

TwilightSea · 2019-04-28T11:12:14+00:00

Seeing this shit is more evidence that being short is a goddamn blessing rather than a curse.

digitalEarthling · 2019-04-28T14:24:11+00:00

Women are dumb. No creativity. They are all NPCs. They have to parrot a no scrubs lyric from two decades ago. No original thought found.

SAddy97 · 2019-04-28T13:22:45+00:00

LOL every sentence is a red flag

most_slotted_floppy · 2019-04-28T11:39:50+00:00

I counted no less than 9.

AFthrowaway3000 · 2019-04-28T11:43:32+00:00

Heaven huh? More like hell.

GendhisKhan · 2019-04-28T12:27:03+00:00

How the fuck is she 22.

jeffry6uu · 2019-04-28T12:53:45+00:00

I counted 12

Devilsgun · 2019-04-28T16:38:52+00:00

What a fucking ~~mess~~ Typical Gemini Female

Note the inclusion of lyrics from the 1999 TLC song "No Scrubs"

THAT song is notorious for being one of the prime pieces of late 1990s "Pro-Hoe" Propaganda and the openly hypergamous lyrics are largely responsible for the shitcunt attitudes that a lot of women have had since in regards to non-Alpha men and their social status.

All it takes is one catchy tune and every fucking "strong, independent, intelligent/educated woman" turns into a herd-minded swivel necked shit-talking little bitch.
See also: Single Ladies by Beyonce

CMDR-Maxrhen · 2019-04-28T15:16:25+00:00

Bonus points for taking love advice from a dead woman that burned down her ex's home. Real model of inspiration there.

Fiftybucks11 · 2019-04-28T13:59:37+00:00

I love you guys, this sub has saved me from my nightmares. I wonder if having a name like that creates a true sense of entitlement? Or if it’s just a self created “street name,” from the entitlement?

gothiccheesepuff · 2019-04-28T19:15:53+00:00

God the 🤷 emoji should be completely eradicated, it never conveys any sort of good or positive attitude when it's used. It's solely for people to indicate that they KNOW they're being a fucking bitch yet don't give a shit.

[deleted] · 2019-04-28T19:41:50+00:00

Translation: I'm a whore with high expectations

CollieJoe · 2019-04-28T14:44:45+00:00

Seven. Seven red flags.

[deleted] · 2019-04-28T19:09:24+00:00

15 flags

spaghetti_hitchens · 2019-04-28T19:54:02+00:00

I'm a Gemini and really do have two sides

At least she's being upfront about be unstable and bat-shit crazy.

I am a Gemini and know it's a bunch of horseshit.

RioOfTheWind · 2019-04-28T20:16:33+00:00

She's definitely in her 30's if she's using "Hit me up", "Tryna' Holla" and referencing 90's TLC songs (T-Boz was still alive when "No Scubs was released!) I'm no spring chicken but thankfully I'm still in good enough shape and sharp enough to still have hobbies and work that put me in touch with young people. I don't think I've heard any of them use that slang in at least 5 years. That slang is more of a Gen-X very early millennial thing.

Fhaze1117 · 2019-04-28T20:17:04+00:00

You little boys in this sub who won't MAN THE FUCK UP! and take her up on her generous offer. Ugh y'all disgust me!

But not too worry. There.are.simps.bombarding.her.inbox.already!

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-04-28T20:20:46+00:00

What does this ho look like to demand so much?

meerita · 2019-04-28T21:44:16+00:00

Can someone translate me the "if you tryna fuck don't hmu"? Whad does she means?

hunnerbunner2000 · 2019-04-28T15:41:47+00:00

I counted all of them

Someguywithakeybo4rd · 2019-04-28T17:19:06+00:00

Think I counted 17

bigboilerdawg · 2019-04-28T18:49:07+00:00

At least her name isn’t Nevaeh.

LotBuilder · 2019-04-28T23:03:12+00:00

The only surprise about that profile is that her name isn’t Nevaeh.

Ranidaphobia · 2019-04-28T23:46:07+00:00

I love food

Women are just walking cliches. They all write this.

rationalthought314 · 2019-04-29T08:28:28+00:00

Women put a lot of emphasis on traits that are more difficult if not impossible to fix namely height. Even with money, if a guy was not born with it he has to work for it which will make him unavailable a lot (and lead her to cheat because of lonely feels!)

Men often want women who aren't fat which they can fix by exercise and healthy diets and good looking which also can be fixed by exercise, healthy diets, and if need be some cosmetic surgery something men can't use for height or muscles.

ChiTownBob · 2019-04-30T02:24:14+00:00

>really have two sides

Translation: Multiple personality disorder. If she does something wrong, it is the other personality's fault.

>if you're broke don't hmu

Translation: Gold digger

>if you're riding in the passenger side of your friend's car don't hmu

Seriously. She's a gold digger.

>I love food.

As evidenced by thunder thighs.

>obsessed with tattoos

Shallow.

>baby fever

Translation: Looking for an ATM.

>you need to be 6'

Shallow.

>wants to go on vacation

Gold digger.

This woman's so radioactive, swiping left is not enough You have to disinfect your phone.

mblazin1532 · 2019-05-04T07:08:19+00:00

There's so many red flags you'd think you were on a shark infested beach during mating season.

drunkenmonkey66 · 2019-04-29T02:44:08+00:00

I have not browsed a dating site in a very long time, I remember seeing some unintelligent post but damn, some of them I see here are just ridiculous ...are they real?

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-04-29T05:51:14+00:00

Degenerates like that belong on a ... ... subreddit like this

rigoexe · 2019-04-30T17:24:00+00:00

Seriously reads like a parody. This shit ticks all the boxes as far as modern entitlement thots go, except for the 2 kids in tow, though that probably will be the case soon enough.

ruifaf · 2019-05-06T19:04:56+00:00

Heaven not heaven

Title	Hell
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	556
Comments	86
Date	April 28, 2019 10:19 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bi9uov/hell/
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