TRANSLATED: BALOOGA WHALE, looking for betabux to take of her and her child after riding the cock carousel.

EvolanderX · 2019-01-11T01:47:51+00:00

She looks like a character from a GTA loading screen.

ChiTownBob · 2019-01-11T01:25:42+00:00

>outspoken

Translation: I like to hear my voice. You don't need to talk.

>adventurous

Translation: Riding the CC.

>honest

Then admit that you want a bailout.

jasonmiles2014 · 2019-01-11T01:53:42+00:00

Before I am anything, I am a Mother.... fucking landwhale

Bruchibre · 2019-01-11T03:46:28+00:00

How the fuck can a woman describe herself as a Queen? Queen of what? My ass. Queen of obese high maintenance attention whore maybe.

RedditRouge00 · 2019-01-11T00:41:06+00:00

We call them “Sperm whales” where I’m from.

oirectine00 · 2019-01-11T01:40:05+00:00

"Chad left me with a baby, so I'm gonna be rude and lash out at other men because I make shitty life choices"

impossibruastronaut · 2019-01-11T03:40:35+00:00

It’s gotten to the point whenever I see or hear the word queen I immediately think of the trashiest women like this.

MistMart · 2019-01-10T23:55:51+00:00

Btw I did a typo I got greasy fingers from mac Donald's 😂

Xxtourlife · 2019-01-11T04:13:30+00:00

"Queens" don't need males to Take care of them and their Spawn cause she is a strung indipendint woman

Am I right?

Westernhagen · 2019-01-11T04:40:56+00:00

Queen... like the termite queen, a bloated monstrosity that is the progenitor of a numerous, parasitic and destructive brood.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-01-11T02:35:26+00:00

Wow, I can feel her contempt just from that horrible photo. Don't waste your time using birth control either.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-01-11T03:33:46+00:00

How revolting.

RedisDead69 · 2019-01-11T03:57:35+00:00

hardworking

takes a selfie in a dirty mirror

FireHole · 2019-01-11T04:36:12+00:00

"causal" My fucking sides

Lis456 · 2019-01-11T02:01:29+00:00

Traumatizing

hackerofthings · 2019-01-11T03:49:50+00:00

When I saw this, all I could think was “Diabeetus”

RetortsLikeAristotle · 2019-01-11T06:37:26+00:00

i am so disgusted by any woman who calls herself a queen.

JameisBong · 2019-01-11T08:32:10+00:00

Adventurous just means she expects to do shit with her kids on your dime. Please don't date single moms, I've been there and that shit sucks financially.

apost54 · 2019-01-11T04:39:51+00:00

Thank god she prefers correlational encounters

MistMart · 2019-01-11T11:41:27+00:00

Btw for the record I'd never ever consider dating a single mom!(for those thinking that) I'd never waste an erection on this land whale plus she not even good enough for a smash n dash dude I bet the snatch smells like fish anyway. Furthermore dating a single mom is like continuing someone else's saved game I dont know what respectable man would want to take care of another man's kids that's just insane these women are not marrigable material I bet the they resent the fact that their kids look like their dad as they will grow up.Plus not even that pretty to be havin this kind of attitude

SilverGryphon · 2019-01-11T06:08:31+00:00

Absofuckinglutely not. The entitlement of some women never ceases to surprise me.

catastrophicprophet · 2019-01-11T10:28:12+00:00

that facial expression is pure cringe

rohallor2 · 2019-01-11T11:23:47+00:00

Fat ugly nigger.

[deleted] · 2019-01-11T12:37:06+00:00

Just what the fuck is the wearing down there? It looks like a pair of underwear that's stretched to infinity. Gross!

TheYekke · 2019-01-11T13:48:28+00:00

I’m suspecting this character lives in an area with a bad male:female ratio. The mirror selfie with the duck face and crazy eyes tells me she’s done a mindjob on herself, believing her SMV is sky high.

Happily the market is more than happy to supply P&D’s by the characters that burn through these deluded women. If you want a whiff of what it’s like to have to cater to these delusions, YouTube Rebecca lynn pope ‘women have totally unrealistic’. Once you’re done laughing you realize all of them are like that minus maybe a few mormon and Amish women

[deleted] · 2019-01-11T16:15:41+00:00

"Q u e e n"

Nope. Next.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-01-11T16:53:14+00:00

What she calls "queen" we call "hoodrat."

[deleted] · 2019-01-11T17:05:54+00:00

Can anyone else actually hear the "Mmmmhhmmmm?"

Newbosterone · 2019-01-11T19:28:50+00:00

I think she's already had her causal encounter.

Erudite_Delirium · 2019-01-12T14:06:16+00:00

I don't think she realises that the trend/fad of high sitting underwear is to emphasise the flow of the hips and not, I repeat not to act as a bra for your gut.

alphabachelor · 2019-01-11T04:56:29+00:00

I’ve never seen a queen that dresses like that. Funny.

BoneMachineNo13 · 2019-01-11T06:35:07+00:00

Hooooboy. This is a piece of work. Epitome of this sub. Lol

Icynibba · 2019-01-11T13:06:42+00:00

Don't message her if you're under 6'

theDukesofSwagger · 2019-01-11T07:13:06+00:00

“Queen”

alleyteris · 2019-01-11T08:36:47+00:00

She is the Queen of all the fat dirty hoes around

formerlydeaddd · 2019-01-11T10:21:07+00:00

fingers crosseddddddd

[deleted] · 2019-01-11T11:11:57+00:00

queen of diabetes

OldFashionMarine · 2019-01-11T14:33:45+00:00

"don't swipe right on me"......lol. a fucking bull dozer couldn't move you to the right.

Devilsgun · 2019-01-13T07:48:11+00:00

Shirt says B L E S S I N G

Face says CURSE

InfiniteStream · 2019-01-14T10:53:01+00:00

At first, I read: "Before I am anything, I am a Monster" 😂

FuckTheTTC · 2019-01-15T07:39:18+00:00

"don't waste your ti"...stop right there. Say no more. I won't. Adios

Terrorinthecity1 · 2019-01-15T09:00:42+00:00

Lord have mercy

isuckatChess1 · 2019-01-15T12:33:23+00:00

Eww, go away wamen

I-am-the-lul · 2019-01-16T05:28:11+00:00

This is what you might get if you use the randomiser button in the avatar creator section.

0kool74 · 2019-01-11T01:32:46+00:00

UGH!!!!!! The only kinda casual encounter I want with that lard-ass silverback boogerwolf is target practice with my AR-15.

TRANSLATED: BALOOGA WHALE, looking for betabux to take of her and her child after riding the cock carousel.

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I BURRRRP TURNED MYSELF INTO A SINGLE MOTHER MORTY!

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Title	TRANSLATED: BALOOGA WHALE, looking for betabux to take of her and her child after riding the cock carousel.
Author	MistMart
Upvotes	212
Comments	85
Date	January 10, 2019 11:54 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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I *BURRRRP* TURNED MYSELF INTO A SINGLE MOTHER MORTY!

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I BURRRRP TURNED MYSELF INTO A SINGLE MOTHER MORTY!