Carol has found the solution to her problems!

20cansofSpam · 2018-11-24T14:15:01+00:00

She still got her princess party.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2018-11-24T14:57:06+00:00

Absolute proof women want to get married for one reason and one reason only.. they want the party and the attention. It's not about love, building a life, or being there to support someone.

Never marry.

Cursedpurpose · 2018-11-24T14:45:50+00:00

Like watching a parasite without a host.

Otters-Pocket · 2018-11-24T14:24:40+00:00

I hope she receives treatment for her mental health issues soon.

boomboompow_90 · 2018-11-24T14:23:10+00:00

Will she have to pay alimony if she divorces? And if so, will she complain that there are no good women out there?

Chrislaw101 · 2018-11-24T14:37:24+00:00

This is embarrassing......😳

TB409 · 2018-11-24T15:11:11+00:00

Lol loser

devilmane · 2018-11-24T16:16:59+00:00

Did she ever realise that she could be the problem?

SirKolbath · 2018-11-24T16:33:11+00:00

And she’s probably still going to cheat.

Roto2esdios · 2018-11-24T16:14:56+00:00

She went her own way. Who blames her? ;-)

Joroda · 2018-11-24T14:48:31+00:00

Hi, my name is Carol. And I'd like you to meet my wife Carol. Hi, hi.

u_dwg · 2018-11-24T14:54:29+00:00

I’m sure night still consisted of passing out on the couch after finishing a 1.75L bottle of wine, half eaten pizza and talking to her cats about how awesome she is.

otakuzod · 2018-11-24T16:51:24+00:00

Unbridled narcissism. I'm gonna guess that you don't get along with other women.

jonjp806 · 2018-11-24T15:29:46+00:00

Why does her face scream unstable? She looks crazy and is for pulling this kind of stunt.

Tex236 · 2018-11-24T18:17:29+00:00

She’s pretty attractive (physically) and had enough money to do this stupid princess party - meaning she likely attracted multiple viable male suitors between the ages of 18-40 (22 years or adult dating). Nothing came of it.

All of this leads to one conclusion... she has to be a total head case.

BewareTheOldMan · 2018-11-24T20:10:04+00:00

A 40-year-old woman marries herself - this is funny and pathetic all at the same time...

Brokemgtow · 2018-11-24T16:07:12+00:00

Men in Japan marry waifus whom still have the essence of type of women prototype. Women marry themselves who loves who more.

Canadeaan · 2018-11-24T16:48:07+00:00

good for her.

but I ask myself; is them losing us winning?

or are we just both losing.

boisdevie · 2018-11-24T18:16:15+00:00

In a few years time will she accuse herself of being abuse and divorce herself?

BumKnickle · 2018-11-24T20:29:02+00:00

best thing about this is that is saves any potential future suitor from making a serious error.

imagine you met a girl and she ticked all the boxes (to you) she was smart funny, sweet pretty etc, then you found out she literally married herself, you would make your excuses then leave.

LawyerInTheMaking · 2018-11-24T20:53:51+00:00

She married herself, sparing a simp out there from a lifetime of child support and alimony.

God works in mysterious ways, I’m telling y’all.

kyledontcare · 2018-11-24T21:54:11+00:00

Of course becoming a better woman never entered her mind, either.

shermanstreeet · 2018-11-24T21:24:42+00:00

The diamond cartel can only be a cartel if there is a demand for their worthless rocks.

Now that more men are giving up/not caring, they have to manufacture demand somehow.

The_Man11 · 2018-11-24T18:26:59+00:00

How was the wedding night?

MXRNate77 · 2018-11-24T21:16:23+00:00

Wonder who she is going to blame when she gets bored with the marriage?

NeedHelpInHTX · 2018-11-24T18:57:08+00:00

Translation: Bitch got used up by so many Chad's that the DNA coursing thru the thot's system had the bitch become so batshit crazy that not even the simps wanted to deal because she friendzoned them then tried to use them for financial support after have Chad's devil spawn and now she had no choice but to marry herself because she knows now she's forever a single mom.

Did I win?

tharkyllinus · 2018-11-24T20:08:04+00:00

Her right man was never born.

divorce33 · 2018-11-24T23:00:44+00:00

She definitely has that slut face. In the end a slut only loves herself. Wish her the best! :D

LimousineLibtard · 2018-11-24T23:03:02+00:00

That is so unbelievably sad and pathetic. I guarantee you she cried herself to sleep after her “wedding”.

houseoftolstoy · 2018-11-25T00:53:47+00:00

I recall seeing an article about one person marriages, which was supposed to be satire. It was only supposed to be a joke!

If I had a relative that did this, no way would I be attending such a farce of a ceremony. I have to wonder what her family and friends think of this.

allodermate · 2018-11-25T02:20:29+00:00

"Man marries nintendo waifu"

"Woman married herself"

Sanctity of marriage is dead. Only 2 examples, so far. But the fact that this shit was even allowed. Marriagw, the vows, all a fucking joke now it seems

ladyelenawf · 2018-11-24T20:45:03+00:00

Jane Lynch did this so much better as Coach Sylvester on Glee.

BastaHR · 2018-11-24T19:47:34+00:00

U go girl! <3

NoremacKnom · 2018-11-26T03:33:38+00:00

That is the most sadcase thing I've ever seen. I pitty the guests.

theDukesofSwagger · 2018-11-26T14:00:00+00:00

Wow, the bitch took it to a level I didn’t even know existed.

SeawardLips · 2018-11-26T18:41:51+00:00

And the world was a better place

Naz-One · 2018-11-27T15:02:49+00:00

She's got a horse face. "Mr. Right" probably came, saw her, then left.

N0things · 2018-11-27T18:04:17+00:00

I am already in a relationship with my hand, y my name is not in news? ? Double fucking standards.

RoboMandrake · 2018-11-25T19:11:22+00:00

Sounds great to me - assuming she will be 'faithful to herself' and not bother any further men to put up with her. She can 'have it all' - housing, insurance, transportation, utilities, planning for retirement, maintenance, personal items, security, and so on.

As females have not been noted for an ability to self-correct, I'd expect feminism will continue to merrily spin its way the remaining distance to 'completely out of control' as it continues to pursue its goal of institutionalizing the enslavement of men in service of women.

I see a future where robotics, AI, sex robots, artificial wombs (or surrogates), egg-mart, and sperm-mart are common place. Where children squarely belong to a single party. However (unless the feminist disease spreads worldwide), this would be limited to the western cultures. The other cultures will continue pairing-up and breeding in the conventional manner.

Title	Carol has found the solution to her problems!
Author	sat_ta
Upvotes	468
Comments	91
Date	November 24, 2018 2:02 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/9zyoki/carol_has_found_the_solution_to_her_problems/
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