42 Yr old wanted Mr. Perfect: Handsome, financially secure, baby, after divorcing Mr. Imperfect

omegajelly200 · 2018-11-03T08:49:42+00:00

This one is an absolute goldmine, gentlemen. If there weren't two court cases, it would have to be triple checked as satire. Divorced husband. Wanted Mr. Perfect who was; financially secure, intelligent, handsome, could provide her with baby and could handle her as a strong and independent woman. Sued dating agency when they couldn't find her Mr. Perfect. Also, complains that friends don't invite her to dinner because they fear she'll prey on their husbands.

This woman has kids already, and describes herself as '5ft 2in and five kilos too heavy'.

Friend advised her to go to bars in Chesire where there are plenty of single men in their 60's who are afluent, who will die soon so she can inherit one of their houses! No objection to this astounding immorality, rather her only complaint was she didn't want a man headed for 70!

Stalgrim · 2018-11-03T13:10:03+00:00

These kinds of people are like shitty RPG characters. They've maxed out a useless stat for their goals and are angry that they can't succeed where it matters. The number of men who want a financially secure, fiercly independent, highly educated woman with a developed career, in her mid 30s to late 40s is probably in the single digits. Then throw on top of that their demand that they be Mr. Perfect? You have a better chance of winning the lottery.

Then when Mr. Perfect, who is in no way interested in their beta achievements, chooses an attractive, respectable woman in her 18-25s it inevitably pisses off these middle aged corporate types. It directly proves, every time, that their achievements are essentially immaterial to their goal and there's no second chance for them.

Welcome to the feminist generation. Acting like men has given you the results men achieve. Unfortunately nobody ever told you men don't want women who think, act and behave like middle aged men with an entitlement complex and an extremely limited ability of self-reflection.

But it's men's fault that they don't find this attractive.

KoloGupta · 2018-11-03T09:16:16+00:00

I'm sure where she is financially in life (living in an extremely expensive neighborhood) is due to her being a "hugely bright private wealth consultant", not because of her two divorces from wealthy men.

I'm sure she's a brilliant top producer at her firm 🙄.

Please_Be_My_Friend · 2018-11-03T11:52:03+00:00

3rd wave feminism has lied to women and created misinformed monsters like this. She’s 42 looking for the perfect man. The perfect man aged 42 is looking for a 23 year old with perky tits and no baggage.

Women use to know but forgot, no man with a million dollars in his pockets walks in to a dealership and buys a 42 year old Toyota Corolla with 300,000 miles and a wrinkled, flabby, and faded paint job.

Origami84 · 2018-11-03T12:12:02+00:00

For, on paper, Ms Burki — who is fluent in eight languages — is highly eligible.

And they start listing all her financial accomplishment. Bitch, you want a man? Lose all that extra fat, and for the love of god never ever refere to yourself as "an independent, strong woman".

wordjedi · 2018-11-03T09:18:15+00:00

Ms Burki, who says she is ‘5ft 2in and five kilos too heavy’

“Why do I have to pick up a guy who is 70?

I think she answered her own question.

Her husband’s colleagues were all hedge fund billionaires. They had crazy criteria for women — not to mention crazy sexual quirks.

This is her telling the story, so assume you're going to get once a month missionary with an overweight middle aged lady while she closes her eyes and thinks of England.

Ms Burki had a handful of brief flings before enlisting the services of Seventy Thirty, but few of them were satisfying and none lasted.

Couldn't get her randos to stick around, but she's sure with a legally binding marriage contract on his income, her new husband would be forced to stay...or else.

It's so romantic!

lestratege · 2018-11-03T13:46:19+00:00

Now 47, she fears her child-bearing years are behind her

She fears...

wine_vs_milk · 2018-11-03T15:04:13+00:00

Her husband’s colleagues were all hedge fund billionaires. They had crazy criteria for women — not to mention crazy sexual quirks. ‘They wanted someone definitely younger, definitely slimmer, definitely taller. They didn’t want me.’

Such crazy quirks! How could these literal billionaires expect such women to exist?

'I know I scare people away because I’m too earnest — not smiley enough — and I have a dry sense of humour. In my experience, that’s a turn-off to men. A guy needs to be reassured and admired. They say they want a successful woman, but they don’t.’

I've never heard one man say he wants a successful woman, but let's that pass. She's right that men want to be admired, just like women want to be desired. If you can't give him that, then why should he choose you? If you know what turns off the men you want, then why don't you stop it?

omegajelly200 · 2018-11-03T09:04:30+00:00

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

prepares harpoon

Spekofdust · 2018-11-03T14:08:37+00:00

Wanting your fucking cake and eating it too, along with someone else's and eating their's...

What the fuck happened to accepting compromise? What the fuck happened to realizing that time lurches every fucking forward no matter what you do?

I'm really curious as to how or why she is twice divorced? I'm willing to bet that, being financially independent, she lost respect for her more hard-working husbands and kicked them to the curb. And if you're trying to fart out a kid in your mid-40s after you already had three, you got issues. I'm also willing to bet she didn't raise her kids, but rather a series of underpaid and mistreated au pairs did.

Welcome to the wall, you overly entitled bitch.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-11-03T13:17:13+00:00

"Strong Indepandant Woman" and don't you forget it because her paper thin ego will make her repeat it every 5 minutes. No, friends don't invite you because you're selfish and insufferable.

BiggusDickus- · 2018-11-03T14:35:13+00:00

Honestly we are really walking into the realm of genuine mental illness on this one. Any woman in this situation at age 42 that actually thinks that a young, rich, handsome man is going to want her is flat out ready for a straight jacket.

And the fact that she wants more children, and thinks that is realistic at that age only seals the deal.

Good fucking lord. This is an absolute joke of a human being.

XteveMcQueen · 2018-11-03T12:44:54+00:00

I do NOT want to see that naked. Nope. Not going to do it.

Overkillengine · 2018-11-03T15:19:45+00:00

She's 47. So she is about 20-30 years behind the curve if that was her goal. Men that can afford to meet her demands can also afford to keep looking for an 18-25 year old with way less baggage, wrinkles, and entitlement; and who are still capable of bearing healthy children for them.

This gold digging skag got stupid and has priced herself out of her preferred market, and is now a prime candidate for being discovered in her cat filled apartment with her face gnawed off after overdosing on wine and hydrocodone.

But any advice she could and had been given to constructively avoid such a fate is of course objectifying misogyny.

bkrugby78 · 2018-11-03T14:56:37+00:00

Who the fuck pays 12,000 pounds for a dating service? I'm not even willing to pay 20 bucks. lol

PerfectNemesis · 2018-11-03T15:57:41+00:00

42 year old post wall with 4 kids (and divorced twice). Even if there were top tier men at the agency, why the fuck would the men go on a date with this hag? Another typical case of roastie chasing chad because she believes that she deserves it. Guess what, Chads have more options than what she has to offer. Chads are the true winners of hypergamy.

user_miki · 2018-11-03T12:12:24+00:00

Men are truffles for this woman.

ContradictFate · 2018-11-03T15:41:11+00:00

Dating agency, Seventy Thirty

Only 100 men

I imagine that the name probably isn't coincidental, even though it is probably the last bastion of hope before these princesses resort cat motherhood so female numbers should be higher. Meaning, while this woman bitching about ("seventy" %) 100 men, when there is probably only ("thirty" %) women for them like every other fucking dating site on the planet.

‘You want to believe you can have the Cinderella story, the happy ever after, and meet Mr Perfect who ticks all the boxes: financially secure, handsome, sense of humour, intelligent, adventurous and wants children.

All I can say is: Get fucked. You are the exact reason why the world sucks so bad and why online dating doesn't work for a large majority of people. We got a delusional Disney princess here, who acts like most 20 year old women do these days, looking for her prince charming, except she's one sprained ankle away from being sent to the glue factory....

I'm just going to say it again boys... Don't buy that "SMV increasing in men after 30 bullshit"... You are still just as irrelevant to these snobby bitches, only thing changing is that you have more resources for her to leech off of you whether it be money or that one last shot at motherhood. They never change their mindset and this is clear. A bitch like this, with so much going for her, just proves that: Not very attractive, a barrelful of cuck children to raise and still 100 different men did not stimulate her teenage fantasy of "I deserve it all just because"... Because pussy is valued higher than gold on the stock market in this day and age and they know that. Got to work at getting healthy and big in the gym and then you never have to worry about these liberal retard women coating online dating sites with "Just looking for someone to make me pancakes" or "I like my dog better than you" because you won't be on a dating site, you'll be with someone who is worth a shit and not these cunts that should stay firmly locked away in their fantasies for all eternity.

BaldorX · 2018-11-03T15:43:34+00:00

Man I love this shit.

deathtocontrollers · 2018-11-03T13:31:43+00:00

LMAO!

Commonpleas · 2018-11-03T14:11:57+00:00

For a hugely bright private wealth consultant...

"You want to believe you can have the Cinderella story..."

Hugely bright? Really?

askmrcia · 2018-11-03T16:17:51+00:00

They wanted someone definitely younger, definitely slimmer, definitely taller. They didn’t want me.’ Ms Burki, who says she is ‘5ft 2in and five kilos too heavy’, tried going out with single girlfriends, but it was never really her scene.

At least she's self aware. She had two failed marriages and no telling how many failed relationships she had.

She had her chance. Quit crying and raise your daughters. I read most of the article and the only reason she wants a guy is to fit in with her social circle.

See this is how guys that follow a mgtow path avoid the feeling of loneliness. We have other shit to do that is more meaningful and fun instead of going to shitty parties with a bunch of married people.

She has absolutely no hobbies of her own or any other purpose in her life she's trying to complete.

Bestoftherest222 · 2018-11-03T20:30:55+00:00

AH female logic, what she wants is 99% of what other women want. She thinks she can compete in the higher end dating market that requires a 12k fee to enter. Joke is on her, that 12k fee is for those little thots ages 18-25 who raised the money via cam whoring as to gain access to men with money.

Those men with money want to fuck young whores, not find a post 30, post wall, overweight hag. She fell for the marketing thinking she was a 9/10 but she was a -9 in the market she entered.

She is a 3/10 in the single mothers over 40 market. She tried to punch above her weight class and lost miserably.

wathon2 · 2018-11-03T21:06:55+00:00

42 years old w/ 3 kids expects to pay 12k and find a millionaire beta husband. And they call men entitled.

[deleted] · 2018-11-03T17:04:24+00:00

Yeah.

3 kids. 2 failed marriages. (and a partridge in a pear tree.)

You all will pardon me for having little sympathy for this woman. From the article:

she worked hard in the world of finance to achieve her material dreams, starting in ship brokerage.

Before arriving in London six years ago, when her second marriage to a French civil servant ended, her income funded a home in Cannes, flying lessons, luxury African safaris, Swiss skiing holidays and a passion for sailing.

Today, she is impeccably groomed, in a Celine dress, with a diamond-encrusted Patek Philippe watch, a Van Cleef gold necklace and a Hermes Kelly bag.

She has her hair blow-dried professionally twice a week and shops for bread at Harrods, a short walk from her Knightsbridge home.

As well as her private wealth consultancy work, she invests in property. This allows her to privately educate her two youngest daughters, while paying for sailing holidays in the Caribbean, trips to the theatre and heaven knows what else.

But something is missing from her life, she says. ‘I’ve reached a stage where work no longer gives me the thrill it did.

I want something more meaningful. Material things don’t matter so much now.

Now, this is typical for the DailyMail. It trolls its readers, and looks for things to print to get them outraged.

I have no sympathy for a 47 year old woman with 3 kids who wears the tightest dresses she can to show off her tits. I give no quarter to a woman who couldn't make 2 marriages work. I hope she's paying alimony to her ex husbands.

This is a woman who has more than 97% of women in the world. She wants for nothing (except a man to ~~control and use and manipulate and use as a show horse trophy~~ spend her time with. Her children want for nothing (except, maybe, FOR THEIR FATHER(S).) She wears the most expensive clothes, eats the most expensive foods, and takes vacations to places your poor asses will NEVER see.

And it STILL isnt' enough.

Notice: She wants a man. But of course, she'll find a way to be dissatisfied with him. She'll find a way to dislike and disdain him. Probably why her two marriages failed.

This is why women have to learn to COMPROMISE and PICK ONE that works and MAKE IT WORK. BEcause, um, well, see that man you're married to? Yeah. Has it occurred to that peabrain in your head that, um, yeah, he is a human being and he has wants, needs, desires, plans, hopes and dreams, and YOU ARE THERE TO HELP HIM REALIZE THOSE.

FIRST you pick your great guy and THEN you go do all the other shit you want/need.

EDIT: You know what, guys? One of you young guys should go marry her. She's sexually experienced at 47 and 3 kids. She has to know her way around a dick. You can have some good hot cougar sex. Then marry her. Have some fun with her. Get some cool toys she'll buy you. Then, after about 5 or 6 years, divorce her, and petition the court for spousal support. It's a flawless plan, guys.

WAH_FML · 2018-11-03T17:14:20+00:00

She's essentially taken on all of the characteristic expected of a male and wonders why males aren't interested in her. How can they not see this?

Also, three kids and wants another one at forty-two? That'll be most men terrified of you, then.

remojackason · 2018-11-03T19:36:17+00:00

Why the fuck would she think a wealthy handsome eligible bachelor would want to raise her kids? Men don't value the same attributes in women as women do in men. Stupid roasties.

Nov51605 · 2018-11-04T03:51:30+00:00

oompa loompa doompada doo, why don't you want to live with a shrew ?

Blogginginvicecity · 2018-11-04T22:34:58+00:00

"She's lump! She's lump! She's lump!"

But for real, what's up with the Jabba-the-hut look? I hope it's just a Halloween outfit.

[deleted] · 2018-11-05T20:47:35+00:00

She's chubby. Even by American standards.

is Chelsea, West London a big deal? Again, Amerifat here.

LimousineLibtard · 2018-11-03T16:38:52+00:00

This hag is way past her expiration date. She would be lucky to get a fat old bum who lives under a bridge.

Devilsgun · 2018-11-03T16:43:05+00:00

Ol' Dumpy got a fucking LEGO head with Resting Bitch Face and a potato body and she's still expecting to pull in Christian Grey and his $$$

Fucking delusional.

LewisCross · 2018-11-03T17:04:01+00:00

Yeah.

3 kids. 2 failed marriages. (and a partridge in a pear tree.)

You all will pardon me for having little sympathy for this woman. From the article:

she worked hard in the world of finance to achieve her material dreams, starting in ship brokerage.

Before arriving in London six years ago, when her second marriage to a French civil servant ended, her income funded a home in Cannes, flying lessons, luxury African safaris, Swiss skiing holidays and a passion for sailing.

Today, she is impeccably groomed, in a Celine dress, with a diamond-encrusted Patek Philippe watch, a Van Cleef gold necklace and a Hermes Kelly bag.

She has her hair blow-dried professionally twice a week and shops for bread at Harrods, a short walk from her Knightsbridge home.

As well as her private wealth consultancy work, she invests in property. This allows her to privately educate her two youngest daughters, while paying for sailing holidays in the Caribbean, trips to the theatre and heaven knows what else.

But something is missing from her life, she says. ‘I’ve reached a stage where work no longer gives me the thrill it did.

I want something more meaningful. Material things don’t matter so much now.

Now, this is typical for the DailyMail. It trolls its readers, and looks for things to print to get them outraged.

I have no sympathy for a 47 year old woman with 3 kids who wears the tightest dresses she can to show off her tits. I give no quarter to a woman who couldn't make 2 marriages work. I hope she's paying alimony to her ex husbands.

This is a woman who has more than 97% of women in the world. She wants for nothing (except a man to ~~control and use and manipulate and use as a show horse trophy~~ spend her time with. Her children want for nothing (except, maybe, FOR THEIR FATHER(S).) She wears the most expensive clothes, eats the most expensive foods, and takes vacations to places your poor asses will NEVER see.

And it STILL isnt' enough.

Notice: She wants a man. But of course, she'll find a way to be dissatisfied with him. She'll find a way to dislike and disdain him. Probably why her two marriages failed.

This is why women have to learn to COMPROMISE and PICK ONE that works and MAKE IT WORK. BEcause, um, well, see that man you're married to? Yeah. Has it occurred to that peabrain in your head that, um, yeah, he is a human being and he has wants, needs, desires, plans, hopes and dreams, and YOU ARE THERE TO HELP HIM REALIZE THOSE.

FIRST you pick your great guy and THEN you go do all the other shit you want/need.

[deleted] · 2018-11-03T17:31:42+00:00

So many women these days are careening down this same path in life.

BluepillProfessor · 2018-11-04T21:09:44+00:00

I wonder what could be the problem?

She looks like an NFL linebacker and a hardened combat veteran but the problem is that she ACTS like one. I am certain that any man who dares to show any interest in her is immediately challenged and subjected to never ending nuclear shit tests. You can see in her face that she is a non-nonsense, I don't take no shit from no man, kind of girl. Not a shred of compassion, or kindness, or softness, or warmth is in her face or eyes in any picture. I would just bet she is not very helpful or sweet either.

It is a mystery.

Cristoff13 · 2018-11-05T22:18:11+00:00

She's smart, a successful self-made woman, looks good for her age (the "5kg overweight" line seems about right). She could find a decent guy easily. Doesn't want a merely decent guy though. Wants a good looking millionaire stock broker her own age. Seems genuinely bewildered that these men want younger women. Lesser men are invisible to her, which leaves her alone with her wine and her kids and her cats.

She had friends in the City and presumed they would introduce her to an eligible man. But the reality turned out to be very different...
‘The moment a woman divorces her husband, she’s out, because the wives fear you might set your sights on their husband.

Her friends by the sounds of it liked to bullshit about the great guys she could have if she divorced her decent but boring husband. When she did they turned around and said "oh we weren't serious".

ugluk1 · 2018-11-06T13:46:52+00:00

She's a porkbeast! How would you like to have those rolls bouncing up and down on your arm, as you both stroll down the strip in Las Vegas or something?

[deleted] · 2018-11-06T19:47:39+00:00

That's a PPD if i've ever seen one.

Title	42 Yr old wanted Mr. Perfect: Handsome, financially secure, baby, after divorcing Mr. Imperfect
Author	EnglishBob71
Upvotes	182
Comments	123
Date	November 3, 2018 8:42 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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