I just can't, folks

Land_of_the_Losers · 2020-03-07T09:58:13+00:00

A person cannot be judged by his past.

She's right you know. When I stole all of that money at gunpoint from those gas stations? Water under the bridge. Move on. Sure I also fibbed about it for years but sheesh, it was fun and I was young. Stop living in a bygone era.

Gemjab · 2020-03-07T09:55:57+00:00

I just spent $500 dollars it's no big deal I just fucked 20 girls no big deal right? I just raped 8 little girls come on my past shouldn't judge my character today.

We need to pull a china and everyone has to have a mandatory profile picture I need to see who's writing such retardation.

PM_Happy_Puppy_Pics · 2020-03-07T10:14:33+00:00

All I did was fuck 9 sixteen-year-old girls when I was a senior in HS. I might have gotten a few of them pregnant but they either aborted or had the kids but they claimed to be with other guys, so what is the problem? Listen, I might have 6 kids from 4 different mothers out there, but none of them are demanding child support (yet) so baby, let's just have a little sex with no condom. "kiss kiss"

MrRey93 · 2020-03-07T11:25:43+00:00

Stop judging whores for being whores, it's not fair!

fordsho · 2020-03-07T11:37:37+00:00

The god damn village bicycle sounds upset that she has lost all retail value 😂

RegRobillard · 2020-03-07T11:49:20+00:00

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Traksimuss · 2020-03-07T11:45:37+00:00

I hate people who say not to judge poeple based off of their past. It's always just a way for them to avoid being a decent human being.

CarlSpacler · 2020-03-07T12:13:13+00:00

Your past is the only way to be judged. Sluts will say anything to justify their blown out pussy :))

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2020-03-07T14:53:28+00:00

Funny, I want to be judged by my past because it cements the reputation I currently have. She doesn't want to be judged by her past because it cements the reputation she currently has.

TitySuker · 2020-03-07T11:31:04+00:00

Tell that to Experian, Transunion, and Equifax.

Autonomous_Freeman · 2020-03-07T12:23:00+00:00

A person cannot be judged by his past.

What about pedophiles? War criminals? Rapists and murderers?

Eastern_Car · 2020-03-07T11:46:01+00:00

just 20 haha

jw20401 · 2020-03-07T14:27:49+00:00

"Only" 20 men. Do you judge someone when they say they've been arrested "only" 20 times? See how absurd that is. That's almost 2 NBA teams

tw1nm3t30r · 2020-03-07T16:54:01+00:00

"Would you rather drink a brand new can of soda or one that has had 20 penises in it?"

Cleveland show hit the mark spot on.

RedditisCANCER999 · 2020-03-07T12:01:43+00:00

"i strangled my own child and killed their mother in a violent drug fueled rage, but remember you cant judge me for my past"

Yes we can you demented bitch, and we do and will keep on doing so.

you are damaged goods.

BatmanPooping · 2020-03-07T12:43:47+00:00

Fo real, where do you guys find all this shit? Is this even reddit? Do you guys register all these psycho women groups just to meme here? I’m curious

evergreen35 · 2020-03-07T18:39:34+00:00

Studies show that Women who have more than 5 partners begin to lose the ability to pair-bond, and have increased risk for depression.

SirKolbath · 2020-03-07T19:16:50+00:00

"Just"

Let's put this into perspective. When I was coaching youth football, I used 20 as my optimum team size. Larger than that and you have trouble getting everyone playing time and through drills efficiently. Smaller than that and you start having problems with injuries and fatigue.

You fucked an entire football team. There is no "just" about that.

I also note that your immediate response is to state that, in the future, you'll "just" lie about it.

Domebeers · 2020-03-07T19:34:44+00:00

proud of the guy for not being a simp

The_Mole_Dizzle · 2020-03-07T19:18:29+00:00

20 is the low average, I'd say 40 or 50 is the average

StingRayFins · 2020-03-07T20:23:45+00:00

Then don't judge your ex for leaving you, that's in the past.

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-03-07T23:33:28+00:00

I had this discussion with an ex.

She couldn’t remember her number (allegedly), but said “More than 10, but less than 15.”

She got irate when I said, “So 14 then.”

I’m not naive. She was in her 30’s, so I knew it was much higher.

I just thought it was funny that putting a definitive number on it would piss her off so much.

brcn3 · 2020-03-07T16:54:37+00:00

"Just twenty men." Unbelievable. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot barge pole.

redditspider1234 · 2020-03-07T18:35:27+00:00

That's not her fault, nobody told her. She is now learning that A key that can open many locks is called a master key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-03-07T23:25:04+00:00

"A person cannot be judged by his past"

The best indicator of a person's future behavior is observing past behavior.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-03-07T23:29:09+00:00

20 is also her IQ score.

djkbrown2001 · 2020-03-08T00:18:13+00:00

I was always told to add 3 to a woman's number then multiply the total by 3.

If she says 0. It's 9.

Ball park stuff but at least you have the whore factor priced in so that of you discover the true number later you not surprised or caught off guard.

My advice to men if you getting into a relationship always price in the whore factor.

ghebert001 · 2020-03-07T20:14:45+00:00

Nobody wants the high mileage vehiclea either...you can't be an old beater with a million miles and act as if you have the same value as a brand new Porsche.

hatefulreason · 2020-03-08T00:01:41+00:00

they don't say that about wifebeaters though

MDMCrab · 2020-03-08T02:51:07+00:00

She's definitely low balling it.

NotLuceBree · 2020-03-08T18:09:40+00:00

"Just"

Natuasi · 2020-03-09T03:23:52+00:00

20 x 10 + 8

djkbrown2001 · 2020-03-09T17:45:39+00:00

That's not 20. More like 69!

20 + 3

Multiple by 3!

EEE_Eddie · 2020-03-09T13:20:00+00:00

Why can't a person be judged by their past?

don_meredith · 2020-03-09T18:12:59+00:00

Is this a serious thread? Girl's logic is fucked by the no judging for the past thing, but 20 is in no way a high number.

snginc · 2020-03-10T03:37:00+00:00

I love when she says "especially the girls who criticize me. Are they very honest?" Women are far crueler with criticism than men. Are they telling the truth...yes they are!

ChadLadPronouns · 2020-03-10T19:52:32+00:00

My bank account, my choice.

pauliogazzio · 2020-03-14T21:00:52+00:00

I will tell my new boyfriend that in the past I only slept with a man

And when he finds out the truth, and says "our entire relationship is based on a lie", what does she think will happen? That he won't walk away?

Cabshear · 2020-03-19T21:47:47+00:00

Okay, so they are having trouble accepting the fact that actions have consequences. I believe it was Ayn Rand who mentioned when someone demands you “don’t judge them” they are just demanding a free pass for irrational choices. Usually, choices with destructive outcomes. Making value judgments is a rational process.

“Would a woman who has had sex with 20+ men be an ideal image of purity and loyalty?”

No probably not! Living with assumed Impunity never has a lucrative outcome.

IMO, The “don’t judge me” crap comes from their failed understanding of Christian belief and Jesus telling people not to judge others. Of course they missed the part where Christianity told them not to huge whores.

Existing-Cold · 2020-03-07T17:34:42+00:00

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Dumloko · 2020-03-07T21:16:56+00:00

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mimitchi86 · 2020-03-07T13:34:14+00:00

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Title	I just can't, folks
Author	Jabronskyi
Upvotes	407
Comments	98
Date	March 7, 2020 9:50 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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