This post is tongue in cheek, so please don’t take this too seriously.. And I get that not all parts apply to all women and each woman is different.

Women: “We want men to flirt with us when we are feeling it. We will be very subtle about when we need to be flirted with, and need men to read the signs at the moment we feel like and not otherwise but we won’t say it out explicitly.

Sometimes we are at work and need to be taken seriously, but we might also be hinting to this one guy we like and he needs to read that it’s just for him that we are being flirty. Why can’t he read it? Is he dense?

We also want men to make the first move, make us feel beautiful, but not be creepy, which can depend on whether or not we like the guy.

We want to be independent (or submissive) and be respected for our individuality/profession and be taken seriously, but be able to express our sexuality.

We also like bad guys, which is super hot even though they are not the best for long term stuff..

We want a man to be strong, playful and provide. Yes to a guy who can provide, but also know when he needs to stop focusing on providing and start being playful. Also we might find the guy who provides boring as he’s not like the bad guy who’s super hot.

Sometimes we will use small slights as red flags if needed, because we are overwhelmed with male attention and not sure how to weed them out and we don’t have a better mechanism in place. Some of our flags work and are true, but it’s also seems random and we wonder why men are the problem.

And we will pick any one of these points at any given moment and tell you why you are wrong.”

That last part is maybe why men are confused in this era?

I get that men are also flaky, indecisive, assholes etc etc..

Thoughts?