My alimony is about to run out "looking for my next ex..."

DeakinFrost · 2020-03-11T08:27:24+00:00

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Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-03-11T08:29:55+00:00

What a shame. My dick wonders about a lot of things, like how someone so hung up on "your/you're" can confuse "wonder/wander" so easily.

4 kids. How many fathers?

Miggymoggy · 2020-03-11T08:39:06+00:00

Any man thinking about settling for a single mother should get his arse to the nearest sperm donating clinic, get a few used specimen cups of sperm from different men and drink the contents as you have failed in life and have sunk lower than the titanic.

Single mothers are outright trash but men who get with single mothers are way worse.

debanked · 2020-03-11T09:14:32+00:00

know the difference between you're/your

wondering dick problem

Yeah, it's wandering, Webster.

RedMeatTrinket · 2020-03-11T08:31:52+00:00

Reminds me of my ex-wife. She never saw anyone after the divorce. Then the child support ended and she’s got a regular now.

exiledinrussia · 2020-03-11T09:38:36+00:00

My dick wonders why she’s blasting the fact that she has 4 kids on a hookup app.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-03-11T14:28:09+00:00

Thanks for the post u/Th3Pr00 .

While this profile qualifies as a bailout since she is looking for commitment from a man to provide for her and her kids, your title implies "facts not in evidence". There is nothing in the profile to say that she is receiving alimony and it is about to end. One may assume that just as one may assume that she is receiving a shit-ton of money in child support from her ex-husband but we cannot post a title based solely on conjecture.

We have enough issues with other subreddits trying to disrupt and eliminate this sub, we DO NOT need to provide them with examples of how we are being inflammatory and unreasonable. The content of the post is enough to reflect their poor behavior, poor choices, and self made misery.

NOTE FOR ALL: Titles must reflect the profile posted. I am going to leave this post here, but in future posts that have random titles that do not match the profile will be removed.

OldFashionMarine1 · 2020-03-11T09:16:19+00:00

This is a textbook example of Economics 101:

RENT A VAG=$100.

COMMIT TO HER= $1,000,000+

Overkillengine · 2020-03-11T09:07:51+00:00

Waitress single mom with 4 kids and a list of demands.

Because men love women with a bunch of bills that need paid and no free time for hanky panky (her free time is for taking IG photos lol!), and nothing else to offer.

The anthem is apropos because what I am seeing is a gaping money and time pit that would benefit me in no way whatsoever.

-Numbers- · 2020-03-11T10:04:22+00:00

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1Badshot · 2020-03-11T10:04:07+00:00

How do you suppose a 27 year old woman was able to get a picture of herself from 10 years in the future?

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2020-03-11T10:14:00+00:00

Posting pics of children on a vag bazar. Stay classy, mom.

SirKolbath · 2020-03-11T12:15:19+00:00

I wonder when women are going to realize that Tinder isn't Facebook and subsequently stop putting pics of their goddamn crotch fruit on their profiles.

2020-03-11T10:30:01+00:00

Got to have a fucking beard? Why? There's hardly any guys with beards also it's like 1 in 200 or even more.

The your/you're thing is hilarious, this thick cow has spelt "Wondering dick" it should be "Wandering". Wonder is like a sense of awe, wander is to move around. How stupid of her

DontNeedMuchMoney · 2020-03-11T10:20:46+00:00

How delusional can you get? A grammar nazi but also a fucking waitress with 4 kids.

Your ex is a lucky man, You're a plonker.

Was that correct? Genuinely don't know

chutneysophietbone · 2020-03-11T12:41:28+00:00

And this is how pedo kiddie diddlers get into kids’ lives.

EEE_Eddie · 2020-03-11T13:01:58+00:00

27 year old waitress with 4 kids and a list of demands. Where does the line start?

mgtowmuller777 · 2020-03-11T13:41:09+00:00

Sad but true fact: A lot of beta simps would fight over this used-up thot. Remember men: For women to get knocked up by chad and have a beta to provide is an "evolutionary jackpot". Thats the reason behind all this women on dating apps talking about their bastardlings, it is to activate the simp instincts in the regular matrix-connected man (aka Capt'n save a Ho).

AurelianWay · 2020-03-11T09:50:18+00:00

Feel sorry for the kids. Another low effort dregs of society woman. Looking for my next ex husband? 27 with 4 kids & divorced. Do these kids have the same dad?

What does she expect to attract with such a dumb profile & shitty existence. Bailouts just grow from trees I suppose. Choices & consequences matter ladies, maybe after the first pregnancy whoopsie you should have evaluated the direction of your life.

Kurt751990 · 2020-03-11T11:54:18+00:00

Bitch im going to be asleep at 3 and if you wake me up over a taco im going go sew your grand canyon crotch up

houseoftolstoy · 2020-03-11T12:10:53+00:00

That baby in the kid pictures shows she did not wait long to start searching for another man after the previous relationship began (assuming it was even a relationship in that case). Would you guess that she has new insight for what she could do differently since that time, or is she finding that the waitress job is not quite able to get her very far (even with alimony/child support)? You might get one strike as an "honest mistake" from many guys, but she has gone past that already.

loneliness-inc · 2020-03-11T13:09:10+00:00

She knows the difference because “you’re” going to pay for everything with “your” money.

thenotoriousdougie · 2020-03-11T13:12:54+00:00

Has 4 kids, throws food at people for a living and is picky about who she will let cuck for the last 4 guys who inseminated her. Ok.

Scourmont · 2020-03-11T11:33:02+00:00

Be educated enough to know the difference between your/you're

Yet you don't know the difference between wondering and wandering. Yes, I have a wondering dick problem, it wonders how women are so stupid.

Tailtappin · 2020-03-11T12:16:00+00:00

My dick wonders about a great many things. Some things some consider to be unnatural.

FFS, if you're going to grammar nazi, at least know how to spell words yourself.

rebelauthor · 2020-03-11T12:27:55+00:00

She created a oxymoron situation for herself by excluding wandering dicks because she is gonna need someone crazy enough to let his dick wander into that trainwreck of a situation in order to find a man.

coomer_1352 · 2020-03-11T12:52:46+00:00

1433 instagram photos

Lmao

respectallwomyn · 2020-03-11T13:12:30+00:00

Face like a steamed cabbage.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-03-11T13:16:50+00:00

Wow, she went cream pie crazy there for several years straight. Put the dong down already.

U_N_I_X · 2020-03-11T13:24:41+00:00

Serious relationship is a joke for her , that's why she says "next ex-husband" She just doesn't give a fuck about love , she just wants the D. Also here's two questions: 1. Are her kids from the same father ? And 2. Would they even be happy if she reasons like this (no the word isn't correct, according to what she says ,this isn't reasonable at all!) . And over that she dare say "don't judge me "? What a joke !!

toeshotz · 2020-03-11T13:29:39+00:00

The last kid is still coming out of her and here she is looking for another cock to suck on.

BluepillProfessor · 2020-03-11T13:41:04+00:00

Only 4 kids, one fresh out of the oven. I think my dick would prefer to "wonder" someplace else "y'all"...

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-03-11T13:54:24+00:00

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Sir_Troll_a_Lot_ · 2020-03-11T13:55:23+00:00

Unless a woman is a debt free virgin, without tattoos, she shouldn't be asking for anything.

five_eight · 2020-03-11T14:17:16+00:00

"Must enjoy hearing "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD, ASSHOLE", and stand by to overhear "he touched me inappropriately".

MajIssuesCaptObvious · 2020-03-11T15:33:35+00:00

I can see the humor in "trying to find my next ex husband", but waitress with 4 young kids? She means it.

Mar_Ci · 2020-03-11T15:57:51+00:00

And she still swipes you left because you're chubby.

2020-03-11T12:01:32+00:00

4 kids? Where do I sign up? I can’t wait to be a stepdad! Forgetaboutit!

Long_Range_Shooter · 2020-03-11T14:09:32+00:00

Twenty Seven? She looks mid thirties.

noobie107 · 2020-03-11T14:40:38+00:00

it's been 9 years since the last girls-gone-wild dvd was released

2020-03-11T14:51:25+00:00

wondering dick problem

Besides the grammatical faux pas, can we all just address the fact that she has a wandering tit problem? As in, without support they would drag on the floor.

wmzyboy · 2020-03-11T15:02:47+00:00

“Must know the difference between your and you’re”

How can she make that kind of demand when this dumb bitch doesn’t know the difference between “wondering” and “wandering”.

Caesar_Not_Dead · 2020-03-11T15:25:31+00:00

What is with basic bitches and MUH TACOS I'M SO QUIRKY LMAO

Ithomasfreedom · 2020-03-11T15:40:29+00:00

This makes me sad. The kids are going to pay the price.

heyhooha · 2020-03-11T08:21:14+00:00

Wtf?!

armoredcore48 · 2020-03-11T13:40:56+00:00

Mmmm such lovely lady.. why you bash her you incels!!!! Man up!! /s

Sir_Troll_a_Lot_ · 2020-03-11T13:53:50+00:00

A 27 year old who has 4 kids and is divorced, is asking for too much if she ask for anything at all.

lordumoh · 2020-03-11T14:08:19+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-03-11T15:58:14+00:00

alimony and child support for these women is unlimited, just like unlimited ammo cheats in counter strike

2020-03-11T16:28:59+00:00

She is a waitress with 4 kids. She also looks pretty young. Most likely those kids have different fathers. But she has her demands!

StingRayFins · 2020-03-11T17:39:29+00:00

She's asking for a pure BETA to be her slave...

asdf333aza · 2020-03-11T22:46:14+00:00

"Don't ask for much"?

With 4 kids from another man, you shouldn't be asking for shit. You a certified hook up. A pump and dump truck stop. No one wants that pre-made family bs. And you know everyone of those brats and going to irk you because all they got is a mom. No dad around to instill respect and discipline.

2020-03-12T00:40:23+00:00

4 KIDS! 4!!!!!

I-am-the-lul · 2020-03-12T06:57:28+00:00

find my next ex husband.

Is this an attempt at humour, cos if it is, it fails to be anything but a black flag.

^{Black Flag: Instant deal-breaker, do not engage, not even worth P&D.}

Stahlboden · 2020-03-12T10:43:33+00:00

Wondering dick is when your dick wonders whether going inside that hole worths the trouble.

2020-03-11T09:20:19+00:00

Here is want I want...

Not a mention of what value she offers?

I imagine she also means wandering and not wondering. Ironic with her grammatical demands lol

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-03-11T13:53:14+00:00

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PhantasyBoy · 2020-03-11T14:04:28+00:00

FOUR kids. That’s four children sired by some other dude(s). Where do I sign up for this awesome life?

MikepGrey · 2020-03-11T15:20:49+00:00

wow.... ya guess her hubby went on welfare so he doesn't have to pay her money anymore, hence her need for a new sucker

2020-03-11T15:21:45+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

mimiczx · 2020-03-11T17:11:16+00:00

Easily a solid contender for WAATGM 2020.

Waitress with 4 kids looking for love WAY OUT of her lane...

cenaluc · 2020-03-11T19:12:16+00:00

I would prefer to date, fuck and marry the devil.

2020-03-11T21:34:04+00:00

Look I’m not categorically against single parents dating (huge fan of my husband’s younger “half”-brothers) but WHYYYYYY put pictures of your CHILDREN on a dating app? That’s just asking for all kinds of trouble.

akihonj · 2020-03-11T21:45:02+00:00

Have to take a hard pass on this one.

pentin0 · 2020-03-12T08:32:36+00:00

At least she isn't claiming to be a virgin

ElDiabloWHVN · 2020-03-12T16:16:43+00:00

Her fanny must be like a windsock.

busterbrown78 · 2020-03-11T20:40:50+00:00

since when has a "wondering" dick against the rules? it can wonder all it wants without issue...

fuddubandha · 2020-03-11T22:15:23+00:00

Tacos with bbc hotdog while he watch her eating

2020-03-12T04:08:20+00:00

27 and 4 kids?

How.The.Actual.Fuck?

teslacars · 2020-03-12T18:04:25+00:00

White trash

DeltaPeng · 2020-03-14T04:08:37+00:00

"Don't have a wandering d* problem" "Has 4 kids"

Hmm...unless she's widowed, sounds kind of hypocritical there.

"Don't ask for much"....just ~3-5x the cost of dating anyone else

Sake99 · 2020-03-14T17:45:37+00:00

She is not 27.

halfastgimp · 2020-03-20T03:18:15+00:00

Doesn't pick up on *wondering" dick, wants someone to be smart enough to know the difference between your/you're...

Title	My alimony is about to run out "looking for my next ex..."
Author	Th3Pr00
Upvotes	423
Comments	156
Date	March 11, 2020 4:03 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/fgr7do/my_alimony_is_about_to_run_out_looking_for_my/
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