[Mod] Time for my confession...

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April 1, 2013

It's been suggested here and there by some of our more clever members. If you haven't figured it out yet, here's my confession.

Folks, there's only one way to a woman's heart. It's simple: You be a decent human being.

The moderators here started this project as an experiment for feminists, we wanted to see just how far-gone men really are in today's culture. Boy were we not prepared to see just how much all men are misogynists! No wonder women don't like you!

Honest confession time: I am not a red pill man. I'm not even a man at all. I'm a 42 year old woman and a staunch feminist. You've all been tricked.

It's crazy that you guys actually believe there's a shortcut, some sort of magic spell you can put on women to get them to like you. Have you tried just being yourself? You guys are all so clueless.

Try a compliment now and again. Hold the door for women. Be a good guy. And for christ's sake, stop thinking that being nice entitles you to sex!

Anyway, you've all been duped. I hope you've learned something from this experience. Looks like one woman was smarter than all of you. Might have to rethink your entire lives now.

Edit: April Fool's day is over. Hope you had a good one.

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Title [Mod] Time for my confession...
Author redpillschool
Upvotes 72
Comments 37
Date 01 April 2013 02:30 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit TheRedPill
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/3819
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1bf99f/mod_time_for_my_confession/
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[–]chiefroaringpeacock16 points17 points  (1 child) | Copy

If everything you've ever posted was a lie I must assume this is also a lie. I think you're an alien testing the population of earth to determine the best attack strategy.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

to determine the best attack strategy.

Go fer da nuts?

[–]Endorsed ContributorSarcasticus28 points29 points  (2 children) | Copy

The 1st of April always brings out shocking confessions.

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 41 points42 points  (1 child) | Copy

I swear I didn't plan to announce it today, it's just that my monthly flow schedule put me in the mood to confess today. You wouldn't understand it's my feminine mystique.

[–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

I feel so filthy and used.

[–]Colorful_Harvest22 points23 points  (1 child) | Copy

Thanks lady! I just went out and did exactly what you said: be myself. I saw a gorgeous goddess sitting by herself in a coffee shop. I brooded for like 43 minutes staring at her from across the shop and trying to work up the courage to go talk to her. I finally went up to this beautiful angel and after complimenting her on her beauty, I asked to sit down. We talked about rainbows and sunshine and I complimented her on how pretty her hair was. She must of been struck by my charm because her eyes rolled back a few times. I asked her out on a date and she just smiled at me and patted me on the head. She said "lets just be friends." Aww gosh darn it ): ! I may have struck out initially, but I know if I show her what a nice guy I am, she'll eventually fall for me! Thank you again!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

I was just about to say, "who cares, just look at what you people help to create!"

[–]trigaderzad26062 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Stay tuned! Coming up next...he actually says it!

[–]RedHonest5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'm actually 13 years old. Hey pubes.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lady, you're alright!

[–]101992 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I like this sub. No, seriously :)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (8 children) | Copy

I read this right after finding /r/thebluepill I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE

[–]ThoughtPorn724 6 points6 points [recovered] | Copy

Thanks for the laugh, I'm pretty sure if we made a men only club discussing fruit they would parody it and spend an excessive amount of time circle jerking in it lol.

[–]dunedain4412 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Pears are my favorite.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy

My goodness... absolutely no time for us over there.

Seems like we've tried to have a discussion with them several times and it's just fallen to "haha, no, you don't deserve discourse", as they say, fingers in ears, 'tra-la-la-ing' away.

[–]cocojocojo1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

Anyone who attempts to have a sensible discussion in /r/TheRedPill is banned, your hypocrisy is manifest.

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

That's not even remotely true. Anybody who comes here guns blazing using the word misogyny every other sentence, they're banned. I have yet to have a sensible discussion with somebody who opposes.

Speaking of having no point and just insulting here...

[–]soulcakeduck0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I have yet to have a sensible discussion with somebody who opposes.

I honestly think if you cannot have a sensible discussion, that is your own fault and not "everyone else's." It's possible to have a sensible discussion on any topic.

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Not really my choice if people want to try or not.

[–]Futsushi1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ok, that sub is one of the strangest I have seen. It is such of mix of redpill hate, plus confusion and then they say shit that totally validates what is on TRP. Weird.

I really am all for women to be treated equally and many of the TRP users here seem to be as well. Having an understanding of gender roles and identity does not make you a bad person or a woman hater.

When I read the shit in there I actually rage. After reading TRP for a few months and acting on it with my wife she is 100% in favor of this sub, I was becoming so Beta it was killing our marriage. Now, things are back to where they should be and she is much happier.

Thanks for theredpill and the whole manosphere.

[–]phrakture3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Have you tried just being yourself?

They likely have, and discovered they are boring, lonely, sad people. So they need something to cover it up

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Like make up?

[–]kill_ass1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thank god we can all stop pretending to be bettering ourselves! ROOFIES FOR EVERYONNNNNE!!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

sometimes i feel like such an idiot for immediately believing this for a couple minutes...god damn

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy


[–]toysjoe1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy




[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You sneaky sonofabitch.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy


[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Called this months ago. Turn over the keys.

[–]PuempelsPurpose0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy


[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Fuck april fools!

[–]MustNotFfff0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You are one sassy lady!

[–]16 MGaiusScaevolus0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Over 3,000 dumb cavemen fooled. Indeed the vagina is quite clever.

[–]chaconne0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy


[–]Sword11-2 points-1 points  (2 children) | Copy

Wow, just like a woman to try and trick men... Oh wait that is standard... Thanks for reinforcing everything red pill is

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

didnt read the whole post, eh?

[–]Sword11-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

No :(

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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