Because I didn’t see the wall hit me ... hard . I still deserve a 25 year old , tall blue eyed guy with a six figure salary who’s great in bed and will pay for my steak and wine 🍷 .... because I’ve pussy

313T · 2019-09-23T13:40:51+00:00

Is that a man?

RT-AC66U · 2019-09-23T14:01:55+00:00

She spent her life savings on lotto tix and lost and this makes the news?

eduardkoopman · 2019-09-23T14:20:35+00:00

mediocre should match with mediocre. It's the law of "out of your league".

captainsaveahoe69 · 2019-09-23T14:13:02+00:00

Says a mediocre woman.

Ibericvs · 2019-09-23T14:42:10+00:00

She hit the wall and bounced against a truck at 100km/h.

selfism_mike · 2019-09-23T13:50:11+00:00

When she reveals everything and then there is nothing.

FunFall6 · 2019-09-23T15:26:45+00:00

As a man, aswer me: Would you marry a woman who spent her life savings in ways to find... a man?!

DangZagnut · 2019-09-23T13:38:47+00:00

Yeah, she started about 15 years too late. You have admire overblown confidence though.

urbanphil0s0phy · 2019-09-23T15:33:36+00:00

She sure has a face for radio though.

ncarolina66 · 2019-09-23T15:40:09+00:00

Mediocre men?

She's like a -2

Has a face that can stop a Mac truck.

What, has she been working in the fields for the past 75 years?

Does her drivers license say Bob or Fred or Tom?

guestere · 2019-09-23T14:00:44+00:00

She thinks very highly of herself;

A couple of years ago, I too joined an expensive matchmaking agency. I had just come out of a seven year relationship, and was on the wrong side of 50.

I soon tired of online dating and receiving messages from over weight baldies who peppered their emails with childish emojis. I hankered to find Mr Right-for-me, a man who was suitably educated and a successful professional.

And so this is how I found myself, throwing money (my entire savings to be precise) to an upmarket matchmaking agency in central London. The agency claimed to filter out the undesirables, the mediocre and give clients the personal touch, so I handed over the hefty sum of £6,000.

ThaiEscapePlan · 2019-09-23T15:49:51+00:00

to quote Austin Powers: "That's a man, baby!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s

fredanderssen · 2019-09-23T16:04:18+00:00

The crux of the problem here is that men and women expect different things in a partner. A man wants a young, fertile woman as a partner (and doesn’t give a shit about professional success or education), whereas a woman wants a man with high professional success and education. In the case of this hag, it’s simply too late for her to be interesting to a highly educated, professional man. He’s interested in a 20-year-old waitress.

terminat2 · 2019-09-23T13:39:26+00:00

argh. the wall xD

Thedirtyscientist2 · 2019-09-23T13:51:41+00:00

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bieberblows · 2019-09-23T15:53:06+00:00

Looks like a dude in drag!

Ricky584 · 2019-09-23T13:45:37+00:00

"It's ma'am" relative ?

MikeRocksBoat · 2019-09-23T18:23:08+00:00

And this is the dressed-up-for-article version...

hotromeoforyou · 2019-09-23T13:45:02+00:00

Not enough money in the world to make me even speak to that hag for 5 minutes. Don't fuck women over the age of 25, unless you have some kind of fetish. No marriage or serious dating under any circumstances.

inushishi_no_kaze · 2019-09-23T15:37:52+00:00

The reason why women do anything is to set their minimum requirement for their partners because they only date above.

If at her peak in her 20s she was a 7 and now earns 6 figures (thx to her blowing the boss), then she thinks she "deserve" a man that is at least an 8 and makes at least 6 figures.

realitymeetirony · 2019-09-23T20:28:45+00:00

Looks like her face caught on fire and someone used a hammer to put it out. Someone really needs to get her to a doctor for that and mental issues. Because that is the definition of a delusion to think in your fifties while all dried up you get to pick and choose who you want. Nope, it will not happen for you lady. Just wait around for your retirement check from the government in a few years when you reach retirement. I say from the government because what women saves for the future? None that I have seen. They are into riding the success of men, period.

Burnvictim-Chad · 2019-09-23T16:26:40+00:00

If she spent all her savings on something as cheap as an elite agency how elite can she herself really be?

It's not that expensive.

GemStarCN21 · 2019-09-23T16:35:49+00:00

Dude! a little NSFL(Not Safe For Life).....I can't eat my M&Ms no more after this..

BiffBiffBiff27 · 2019-09-23T17:12:29+00:00

Looks like a Bichon Frise

massy525 · 2019-09-23T17:15:48+00:00

If her life savings got her to meet some mediocre men then that agency pulled off a miracle. As usual women have no barometer for reality.

Dmapguy · 2019-09-23T17:47:57+00:00

The Wall^TM +30 years.

Tyler789228 · 2019-09-23T18:24:22+00:00

She didn't get the alpha "she deserves", but still got attention so she's happy... One hour later she will be unsatisfied again.

onlyyouandiremain · 2019-09-23T19:48:05+00:00

with a face that could make an onion cry.

waterfat · 2019-09-23T17:51:04+00:00

Elite? Last at least pay for a make over first.

Looks like she has a dead dog on her head.

nuttyrunner · 2019-09-23T17:55:02+00:00

she's like an 3 maybe

Gravy_Gecko · 2019-09-23T17:56:44+00:00

She doesn't even deserve a mediocre man, so I'd say the dating service earned its money and then some.

banned_by_cucks · 2019-09-23T18:35:27+00:00

Face rougher than sand paper

smallSackBigShaft · 2019-09-23T19:21:46+00:00

Look at that. Type of chick to stand like that beside the sink when you wake up and say: “Really? Really John? Yeah. You know what. Forget it.” when all you did was not do the dishes

Raider_Scavver · 2019-09-23T21:16:44+00:00

She makes men rock hard.

The same way that Medusa made men rock hard.

LionelHutz4 · 2019-09-23T22:50:16+00:00

Face like a foot.

Wokchefjosh · 2019-09-24T02:44:24+00:00

Gross

GoodMan_Gone · 2019-09-23T16:07:55+00:00

How entitled people can be amazes me every time...

kona145 · 2019-09-23T16:26:30+00:00

Get your wrinkly ass outta here!

Thedirtyscientist2 · 2019-09-23T16:30:56+00:00

Peter Stormare really disappears into his characters. Can barely tell it's him.

stoneOwl2 · 2019-09-23T16:35:22+00:00

Uuuuuuugghhlllllleeeee🤮.I think that critter(are we shure that's a whammen?)should NOT be worried about mediocre men when it would have to climb 3 points to BECOME mediocre!!

Norlamin · 2019-09-23T16:47:12+00:00

Gobble gobble, the turkey brigade is here to steal all your money!

DeplorableToast · 2019-09-23T17:39:21+00:00

Life is hard for transsexuals ..

FallenITD · 2019-09-23T18:14:39+00:00

Oh...Ooooooh that’s a woman?!

fool4discgolf · 2019-09-23T19:02:13+00:00

Wtf do the men think of her?

madriverdog · 2019-09-23T19:05:10+00:00

mediocre is as mediocre does.

JohnnySkidmarx · 2019-09-23T19:34:46+00:00

Egad!

dhwojs · 2019-09-23T20:15:20+00:00

Lmao she looks like a literal Neanderthal

Cizzar · 2019-09-23T20:17:56+00:00

Wow, it's one thing to be stupid enough to pay 6k for what's essentially tinder when you look like a dried up mummy but letting someone write an article about it and proudly posing for a pic for said article is just on another level ...

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-09-23T20:44:14+00:00

An over the hill woman that looks like a hobo wearing a wig talking about mediocre men lol. I mean seriously, what man in his right mind at any age wants to walk around with that thing, not to mention waking up next to her yikes.

aquaticscrotum6969 · 2019-09-23T20:45:56+00:00

Whore-ndously ugly.

LastRedshirt · 2019-09-23T21:30:47+00:00

She looks like a steak.

Jarin01 · 2019-09-23T21:47:45+00:00

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

HumanzDisgustMe · 2019-09-23T21:58:11+00:00

Bitch looks like Jim from the office after his meth addiction. Who the fuck was she supposed to attract?

fritobandito214 · 2019-09-23T23:39:04+00:00

Nope, uh ah, no way, i'm short,fat, and gay now as far as this beast of a hooman will ever be concerned. Can you guys imagine the horror when this face gets angry and goes full on psycho on your ass for leaving the toilet seat up, wait........yupp i just soiled myself.

Cuntplainer · 2019-09-24T01:33:06+00:00

Man, looks like her face caught fire and got put out with a shovel.

Melted her tits too.

sliderboy · 2019-09-24T02:36:19+00:00

Well you met mediocre men? I’d say you were well matched. Enjoy your cats

duong9006 · 2019-09-24T02:48:22+00:00

Fold up ten times what she's spent and still "mediocre men" will be too good for such a face... Thank to reddit I've found Caitlyn Jenner's long lost twin sister, LMFAO...

tdghow · 2019-09-24T04:10:45+00:00

Looks like that Logan Paul dude is gonna look like in a few years.

ka0t1k · 2019-09-24T04:45:28+00:00

How much you want to bet her life savings was like $350 which she used in a last ditch effort to try to get a beta bux.

Flip_Angelo · 2019-09-24T07:02:11+00:00

She looks like Leatherface

eks_or · 2019-09-24T11:09:13+00:00

Dafuq is this? 🤣

iseehot · 2019-09-24T12:58:21+00:00

Wonder what her teeth look like?

brianocti · 2020-01-14T04:52:00+00:00

i was bouncer at insanely rough club by border, i saw someone with all facial bones broken, like a deflated balloon, couldnt un see it, now this, what was i saying about a balloon and bones?

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