Yesterday I was at a bar and went out for a smoke. Here comes some rockpunk drunk slut. You could see that she would be quite attractive if it wasn't for her horrible lifestyle (nothing against rock or punk, but she was that type of filthy person who would drunkenly jump in the mud at punk concerts, or had sex with anyone for a cigarette. You know what I mean).

Her: Hey handsome, I don't have any money left, would you buy me a beer?

Me: No, no I won't. Why should I?

Her: pikachu face

Her: B...because...I'm a woman.

Me: Haha...yeah I can see you slightly resemble a woman.

Her: offended pikachu face intesifies

Her: So you won't buy me a beer? I can repay you (wink wink)

Me: Eh...nah...I'm good, thx. But I'm sure there is a plenty of guys inside who would take your offer.

Her: What the fuck is wrong with men these days?

Me: I guess men these days are finally starting to have some self respect.

Her: What do you mean?

Me: What I mean? Just look at your self. You look disgusting, dirty and drunk as fuck. You just offered me sex for a fucking beer. You can barely speak coherently and the fact that you're still standing and not collapsing on the ground is astounding. And you have the audacity to say "what is wrong with men"?

Her: silence

Me: You should re-evaluate yor life, but you won't, because it's easier to be irresponsible slut and play a woman card when it suits you, right?

Her: Fuck you!

Me: Ahh...here we go. It wasn't nice to meet you. Bye.

Later that evening I learned she had recently a child. Poor creature. Having this for a mother. smh

edit: just for a record. This happened in Czech Republic. Political correctness, feminist issues etc. are almost nonexistent here. That is why I spoke to her the way I did. Because I knew I can get away with it. I would never speak like that with woman if it was in US, or other feminist paradise.