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[–]Alphy10187 points88 points89 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But that man is getting cake. Of the two, he’s the real winner. And also he gets to live free.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely he’s the real winner. I was just pointing out how women work. The day after a break up, they’re swallowing another guy’s cum and calling him pet names.
[–]Jesse_James9766 points67 points68 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She was probably doing that waaaay before the divorce
[–]limbojunkie40 points41 points42 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You can clearly see it on her face. Sure has the slut look.
[–]gmflag19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1000 cock stare
[–]Your_Coke_Dealer9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks like Sasha Grey
[–]jonneejim15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm. Happened to me.
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[–]jonneejim4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Nope. A fuck load of problems but no cake.
[–]Zikuhan3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Go buy a cake and eat it. Like right now.
[–]jonneejim2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Im on it!
[–]gottie11 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did you buy the cake??
[–]bayareaengineer20192 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know she’s already been doing that.
[–]alphastrike2121 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was done long before. Why would she wait anything?
[–]NewHum1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So what who cares?
There is a literally infinite supply of hot women if he ever wants to have another.
In the words of my high school classmate:
“Every year new girls turn 18”
[–][deleted] 131 points132 points133 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Resting bitch face.
Yep.. insufferable cunt confirmed.
[–][deleted] 48 points49 points50 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And to think she painted it on, too.
[–]34methylendioxy18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*cuntfirmed
[–]Red_Pill_Dynamics2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hi thot,
This is what I call 'having my cake and eating it too'.
[–]RLskeleton58 points59 points60 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Looks like he dodged a massive bullet. You can see her mid-post wall-transformation.
[–]lahire8721 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
> dodged
> divorce court
hmmmmmm
[–]MicroelectronicElk10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh, it grazed him
[–]rejac2187 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably no kids...maybe no alimony
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ouch. It's funny because it's true.
[–]XbabyjeezusX33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why the fuck do both of you/them look like high elves from Skyrim?
[–]house_monkey[S] 30 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marriage has that effect
[–]meridaville25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ex-wife looks like Sasha Grey lol
[–]LUOFY0344 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That was my first thought!!
[–]Blackfysh8825 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can I have a piece? Congrats!
[–]house_monkey[S] 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sure 😁
[–]khaoboy7414 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I've been up all night crying Don. My life is in ruins. Don't you even care?"
"I cared enough to get a cake!"
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! That's why we're getting divorced, you're a pig."
Hmmm, should I point out that it was actually you working your way through more sausage than a fat man at a hot dog eating contest? Nah, I'll just enjoy my cake.
[–]micestorff-8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
i lost the count how many times this same image has been reposted.
[–]GoHurtMyFeelings1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know, it needs to stop already.
[–]TsundereMan9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sasha grey really let herself go.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That smile is not one of a guy who got divorce raped
[–]cameanyway4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks kinda like sasha grey...
[–]ZeroBlink4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
... fuck can't even say "the cake is a lie" anymore
[–]tyboyy2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
another free man.
[–]shakethenuttree2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this has the same emotional impact on me as these wildlife conservation documentaries where they raised the young eagle that fell out of the nest by hand and finally release him back into the wild where he soars through the valley.
[–]Leon_Q833 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's got that never happy miserable cunt face. Imagine coming home to that hardboiled no fun allowed bag of shit?
MGTOW
I want cake now
[–]CardinalTetra1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Congratulations !
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HAHA. Love it.
[–]cthulusaurus0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I swear I know that guy. If you served/serve send me a pm
[–]shatterthecrystal630 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My man, happy cake day! Freedom!
[–]HeavyMeringue0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good for him.Start over ma'man.
[–]AcquireCurrencyMOB0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Happy cake day!
[–]sukinonmybalzak0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Getting married in the first place was a mistake. ISHYDDT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLCEUpIg8rE
[–]Sid_Vichous0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How could she divorce a face like that?
[–]Lolazos0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like sasha grey hit the wall
[–]r1chten0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks like an older Sasha Grey
She actually looks jealous! Hahaha.
I'm surprised she didn't fight for half of it.
[–]butterflycari0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love it!
[–]evanthemarvelous0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
good guy...
[–]hakoonamatata90 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God. Imagine being married to THAT.
Look at that smile!
[–]sacandbaby0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One of you looks very happy. Congrats.
[–]lmtdis0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/madlads
[–]ShadownShock0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
See that expression on her face? The "half-smile"?
That's a universal expression for spite. Seriously, all around the globe, it's just a human thing.
Tells you everything you need to know lol.
[–]gregg222470 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He looks so happy:)
[–]reizarfegroeg0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He looks like a waiter at a nice restaurant
[–]DiabolicAvenger0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brother looks like he planned this shit out WAY in advance and got to set everything so that he walks away with most of his shit!
Enjoy the cake!
[–]JohnPerera0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The price of his freedom is huge. He might lose half of his shit.
[–]jonneejim0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I did. A small chocolate one.
[–]iWllMuzzleLoadYou-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know this guy, we went to high school together. He’s a good dude. Dating a nurse now :(
[–]schlatt9-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that you
[–]Ericfyre-2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’s a good looking guy why would he think she’s attractive.
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