Holy shit guys. buckle in. This is just too good. Saw this chick on a TV morning show while getting ready for my day and just burst out laughing. Had to go to my computer and write this post.

Watch the whole segment if you want a good laugh. You might need to VPN to Australia to watch it. Or you can read an article here

So here's the rundown. Girl claims to have sex addiction because she feels the compulsion to hook up with every guy she can get her paws on. She then goes on TV to explain her sex addiction and convince the world that she's definitely not a slut now that she's found a nice betaboy who she can finally "settle down" with after being piledrived by six different cocks on rotation. Just listen to the hamster-wheel on absolute overdrive. The bearings are about to shoot off!

"Yeah, I know was having sex with 6 guys at the same time but that doesn't make me a slut ok."

On Wednesday, Nadia opened up about the shocking details of living with a sex addiction that she developed after her divorce. 'It came to a point where it was really affecting my ability to go about my day... I was finding it very difficult to focus at work and at one point I left on my lunch break to have a casual encounter with someone I had just met online,' she told The Morning Show.

Oh no! The poor woman couldn't work because she was so horny. Honestly that is a good enough excuse to have sex with a stranger on your lunch break. Why wouldn't it be? Remember guys. If you ever get a hard on at work just go jerk one out in the break room. Nothing to be ashamed of.

'Having that encounter was very lonely and very empty and I realised it wasn't filling me at all.' 'We are quite comfortable with thinking of addiction as something that's tied to something quite tangible, like an illicit substance or alcohol, but we have a very hard time as a society accepting that people can be addicted to something less tangible, like love or sex,' she explained.

'But addiction is a cerebral process, it's got very little to do with the substance of choice and so much more to do with chasing that high, that dopamine hit that we all get when we engage in something pleasurable.'

Take this from someone who has kicked porn, game, and internet 'addictions'. There is no such thing. Only a lack of rationality and a lack of responsibility.

'Growing up I never had a stable male role model in my life, so when I became a young adult I was looking to romantic relationships for that,' she said.

Daddy issues. Go figure.

Although Nadia understands that constant sex may sound like a dream for some, it was far from it. Although we all have our own indulgences and vices, her vice was an addiction that wasn't healthy.

'It can be quite toxic for a relationship because it is like a bottomless pit and it was impacting my life to the point I wasn't able to function,' she said.

'When it comes to the point where it's impacting your ability to go about your life is when it's really an issue.'

Now Nadia is in a happy and healthy monogamous relationship.

In the TV interview she talks about how her new, post-wall betaboy capture helped her through her horrible 'sex addiction'. Of course she couldn't just take resposiblity for herself! No one can see something is effecting them negatively and make themselves stop doing it right?!

Anyway, if this doesn't perfectly showcase the Pre-wall/Post-wall dichotomy in action then I don't know what does. Thot rides the CC for years until she finds a nice Beta who she can lock down into a 'monagomous' relationship. More still, she's even demonstrated that not only will she cheat on her partner, she totally justifies it to herself, indicating she will have no qualms about doing the same thing to her new partner.

AWALT, gentleman. Monogamy is for chumps.