So I'm in my last year of high school and while nearly everyone works at a supermarket, I do internet marketing and have my own online business.

There's this one girl that I've been in the same class with for about 5 years. She friendzoned me like 2 years ago (which I wouldn't really have a problem with if she didn't lead me on and, after promising not telling anyone about what happened, telling basically everyone), but nowadays she suddenly seems interested (randomly laying her head on my shoulder and constantly wanting to talk and touching me.). Luckily for me, I realized that I was infatuated with her and am completely over her, she's not even that attractive and literally doesn't have a hobby. Anyway, I used to earn about a dollar a day doing my thing, but now it's gone up to 80 dollars a day which is a good amount for a high schooler (17 y/o). So we were talking about what I do and she asked me if I wanted to buy her a new iphone, because she "only" has the iphone 6. I thought she was joking but she made clear that she was serious.

I told her that I would never do that even if I earned a million dollars a day, and that even then, I wouldn't even buy her a sandwich. I did this because I found her request so stupid that I had to exaggerate a little bit.

The look on her face was priceless.