AWALT: Johnny Depp's Wife Files for Divorce After a Less than Two Years of Marriage for "Irreconcilable Differences."

aanarchist · 2016-05-26T06:22:43+00:00

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andreas-mgtow · 2016-05-26T07:23:45+00:00

Obviously "not a true Alpha". He must not have held "frame" and must have had weak "dread" game. The only winning move is not to play. MGTOW.

aenigme · 2016-05-26T06:59:59+00:00

Seeking spousal support of course.

FanofLemmy · 2016-05-26T04:44:01+00:00

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victor_knight · 2016-05-26T09:55:55+00:00

It just goes to show you that a man can be a rich, successful, entertaining and basically an all-around great guy yet a complete and utter fucking MANGINA who will probably never learn his lesson. And that fucking bitch has a pussy that's worth $225 an hour tops. Seriously, I've fucked hookers better-looking than her for about that price no strings attached.

Griever114 · 2016-05-26T11:47:17+00:00

I guess we will be getting another set of Pirates movies to cover the cost of her bank raping him.

What a fucking cunt to leave him after his mother dies.

HyperMolecular · 2016-05-26T10:41:56+00:00

DUDE! Less than two years and she is seeking alimony!?!?!

Allanlemos · 2016-05-26T11:25:03+00:00

The sad thins is that she's probably gonna get spousal support even though she doesn't need it.Just like any american woman,she feels entitled to her man's earnings for all the "effort" she put into the marriage and the time she dedicated herself to him.That makes me sick.

RecQuery · 2016-05-26T16:19:45+00:00

I'll never understand why any of these "A" list Hollywood guys get married. They can have any woman they want.

Dicaprio is the only one of them with any brains at all

Numericaly7 · 2016-05-26T12:38:31+00:00

Poor stupid bastard didn't get a prenup.

hardtostarboard2016 · 2016-05-26T13:40:34+00:00

all marriages are like that.

2016-05-26T13:59:49+00:00

Anyone want to calculate how much he will end up paying for every thrust of that fine a$$?

BobScratchit · 2016-05-26T08:01:32+00:00

Hope her marriage with the government goes bad.

LeeryLucifer · 2016-05-26T11:29:14+00:00

I wonder if he made her sign a prenup? If he did, then she probably won't walk away with too much money. If he didn't, then as an American citizen he is a fucking idiot. And she's a straight up whore.

2016-05-26T14:55:29+00:00

even johnny depp isn't good enough for her, the department store joke is real

Ovendice · 2016-05-26T15:55:27+00:00

Let's hope that johnny depp's generation (unfortunately I'm in as well) is the last of the suckers and all of this complete fucking FARCE will finally be over.

Brokemgtow · 2016-05-26T18:22:43+00:00

Back to playing gigs with Marilyn manson

AreThoseGuysSailors · 2016-05-26T18:50:09+00:00

is it legal for him to donate everything? I'd do that, he's famous af and could get work easily.

2016-05-26T19:18:12+00:00

Just goes to show that a woman is never pleased. If Johnny fucking Depp, one of the richest, most attractive men on the planet, can't keep a woman, then a woman simply can't be kept.

Spout all the TRP garbage you want, you're just wasting your time.

victor_knight · 2016-05-27T00:02:47+00:00

I guess Vanessa Paradis (that queen of monkey-branching) is having the last laugh for now. Johnny Depp is already paying her and now he has yet another bitch (in addition to his first wife Lori Ann) to add to his monthly deductions. He can't afford to have too many more movie flops now or he might just end up like Robin Williams.

Botanical-Concepts · 2016-05-26T21:53:21+00:00

Damn look at that face.

Morranaii · 2016-05-26T22:46:12+00:00

let's see how much money she'll leave him :D

Morranaii · 2016-05-26T22:49:25+00:00

now let's think whether her pussy or sexual skills were any better than average girl? for sure her DEMANDS in bed could be higher because she 'is special, not some average slut' hahaha

Morranaii · 2016-05-26T22:53:51+00:00

she destroyed him.. "and now what you gonna put on your fucking tuxedo? you're not a man you're a boy!!! I dont want you anymore! You cant even fuck me properly!" I mean men are so fragile :/

and in fact he was HER trophy... not otherwise.

toxicgreencapsules · 2016-05-27T00:49:55+00:00

So, my question is:

"How much will she cost per per thrust?"

Willing to bet that he can have an orgy with high class escorts every night, and it will be cheaper than his ex-wife.

Title	AWALT: Johnny Depp's Wife Files for Divorce After a Less than Two Years of Marriage for "Irreconcilable Differences."
Author	JPDG
Upvotes	85
Comments	78
Date	May 26, 2016 4:21 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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