Common Tinder shittest I’ve gotten recently

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March 16, 2018

So I made a bio that says “No one over 160 lbs PLEASE” and it’s fucking great. My matches have skyrocketed (15-20 per day) and I barely even open anyone myself. ... because almost every single girl who opens me, refers to my bio.

It’s a great qualifier and puts them in my frame from the start.

There’s one shittest however that I’ve experienced responding to a ton of times now; girls who open with “I’m 165 lbs :/“

It seems no matter how I respond, it’s like it never really shuts the shittest down. When I amplify They’ll almost always go on about it.

Just looking for inspiration, twists, SOMETHING that can become my go to answer, in this case where they open with that.


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Title Common Tinder shittest I’ve gotten recently
Author TheChadded
Upvotes 61
Comments 50
Date 16 March 2018 06:57 PM UTC (3 years ago)
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[–]Merwebb284 points285 points  (16 children) | Copy

"well, we will have to weight you without any clothes on and see if you make it"

[–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen57 points58 points  (7 children) | Copy


[–]mrbfs 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy

Any thread you can point to with a compilation of the best online shit tests that work as qualifiers other than the sidebar stuff.

[–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen-1 points0 points  (5 children) | Copy

What "online" shit tests?

[–]mrbfs 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy

Stuff you can put in your profile to increase SMV or apparent SMV - Like the no chicks over 160

[–]blackedoutfast12 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy

no, because if someone comes up with a good line or something that actually works very well, if they ever post it on the internet it kills it. all the creepy neckbeards and Pajeets who lurk here will start using it until it doesn't work anymore. i'm serious, it goes from being unique and clever to girls saying "you're the 3rd guy today who has said that"

i guarantee you that right now dozens and dozens of low SMV guys have already copied OP's line about "no girls over 165 lbs" into their tinder profile.

stop looking for some magical cheat code to use on women. improve yourself and become more attractive.

[–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

You are using that word but you do not know what it means. Also my bio is empty.

[–]Blackhawk24790 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This man has his profile pic game on point.

[–]TheChadded[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children) | Copy

Smooth as a motherfuck.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy

I really wish I was this clever...

[–]Merwebb0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I wish i was it in the middle of the heat, not after.


[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Best answer here

[–]Endorsed Contributorcholomite1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is why I love this place.

[–]MrBowlfish-3 points-2 points  (2 children) | Copy

This may come off a little "player" or sleazy. It's a little obvious and on the nose. I'd prefer to play the plausible deniability angle.

[–]africansn0w7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

But it's Tinder...

[–]rattamahatta1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Respond with an example.

[–]lIIlllIIlIIllIlllIIl 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy

Remember how fragile women's sense of self-worth is. They're not like you and me. Their ego is not built up from years of hard work and self-improvement. It's built from years of betas telling them how great they are. When they read your bio they lose a little bit of their self-worth, and then desperately need some validation to recover that loss.

Don't give it to them.

[–]TheChadded[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

Exactly, it’s a thin line and a case of balance, hence why I’m searching the “bulletproof” response... or as close at it can get.

[–]lIIlllIIlIIllIlllIIl 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy

I agree with the others in this thread. "I guess I'll have to see you naked in person to judge for myself."

Use her thirst for validation to your advantage.

[–]TheChadded[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah, clever. I get it now. Thanks dude.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Shouldnt you give some validation after having had sex with them? Not enough to stop them from craving for it but enough to give them an incentive to please you

[–]raxical21 points22 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yeah, this is a common technique in the seduction community.

The example I've seen is with hair. "No short haired girls." Then you'll get all the girls that are happy that they qualified saying, "Hey, I don't have short hair" and you'll have all the short haired girls messaging you to see if they qualify, "Is this hair too short?" etc.

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev41 points42 points  (7 children) | Copy

"Lose 5 lbs and come back."

Also, 160# is at least 30 lbs too much.

[–]ReefaShark7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

I was thinking 140 tops

[–]Big_Daddy_PDX3 points4 points  (4 children) | Copy

This comment should be higher.

[–]WoodWizzy87-4 points-3 points  (3 children) | Copy

I’ve seen a lot of women that work out at like 5’7” 160 lbs and not an ounce of fat....

[–]Big_Daddy_PDX2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

That’s BS. I’m 6’ and I’ve cut to 160 before with 9% BF.

[–]WoodWizzy870 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

My sister is 5’7” dance coach and I’ve seen her at 157 lbs. and abs poppin right around 15-18% my guess

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

She sounds hot

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy

"What are you going to do about it?"

[–]anonanonetc13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

Haha, well you’ve got a couple dates to make weight.

[–]feminazi_oppresor2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Haha my bio ends with 'Will only swipe right and bang girls 9.5 and above'. Get tons of matches so they could 'see if they were a 9.5'

[–]Endorsed Contributorleftajar3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

Are they actually 165 pounds? If so, why the hell would you want to date them?

[–]super_doofus 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy

They aren't

[–]Endorsed Contributorleftajar3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

A&A all the way then. "Whoa there Jabba... "

[–]MrBowlfish4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Have you had a bowel movement today?"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

So I made a bio that says “No one over 160 lbs PLEASE”

Holy fuck lol this is great

[–]IronJohnKwando1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

say "hey siri how do I unmatch on tinder"

[–]nowboarding0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

How many matches were you getting before?

[–]2gunsgetsome0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Well, is your requirement <160# or not?

Who TF cares what they say unless it's obvious from her pictures that she's a 98# gymnast. Then, sure have some banter.

[–]NoRiskNoRise 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy

Thx and sorry also, copied it

[–]TheChadded[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Wish I could take credit for it!

[–]mbillion-4 points-3 points  (5 children) | Copy

Holy shit, any woman under six foot at 160 is unhealthy according to height and weight charts. Hope you like them tall. You trying to pass fat chicks shit tests?

[–]DumbledoresFerrari0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

No, 5'8

[–]mbillion0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

so at a 160 pounds a 5'8" tall woman would be medically considered obese

I guess you like what you like

[–]DumbledoresFerrari2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

5'8 160lbs = 24.3 BMI, healthy

Are you putting 160kg in lmao

[–]mbillion2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

BMI of 24 you are at the high end of the healthy range, 25 is considered obese, 24 is considered not.

And it depends on age as well whether that BMI is considered healthy. In any event that woman is either in the obese range, or just under the obese range.

To each their own, just saying I dont really understand the efficacy of seeing if you can get fat chicks to shit test you and calling that a win.

also - not all women are 5'8'', what if she is 5'5''

[–]DumbledoresFerrari2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

No 25 is overweight. 30 is obese.

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