Simp boy comedy.

Cryptolexicon · 2020-04-30T14:01:47+00:00

It's painful to watch - she has complete power over him, and leverage (public opinion, his child).

We'll be waiting for him.

TigPlaze · 2020-04-30T15:15:30+00:00

My God, doesn't he see he holds all the cards? He's fucking ROYALTY, for crisesakes! He could have just told her, "Fuck you, don't tell me what to do." If he dumped her trashy, B-movie actress ass, he could find someone better in all of 10 minutes.

Dump her and come home, Harry! You don't have to put up with this shit.

MrMagtow · 2020-04-30T14:51:10+00:00

That's because if you allow a woman to make decisions for you, you will be unhappy. But you're supposed to provide, stand tall, be strong. AKA be on her plantation.

bpdloveoflife · 2020-04-30T15:11:23+00:00

I am waiting for this shit show to spectacularly explode.

PtolemysChild · 2020-04-30T16:51:34+00:00

Only women find this to be romantic. A rich handsome man leaves everything behind for the love of his life. They’ve been making romantic novels and movies like this for decades! Girls love Megan because she’s living out their fantasy. Having a rich handsome man obsessed with you and turning them into your servant.

Sorikaner · 2020-04-30T15:33:00+00:00

As far as I understand, he had been warned against marrying that succubus, so I've got no sympathy left for him

I can tell that she's probably one hell of a nagging Bee(tch), but all that time in Hollywood could have benefitet her to the point where she knows how to make her V more addicting that cocaine, and thats why little (former) prince Harry couldn't take a single hint of a red pill before now, because he was all high on the V, but now when Meghan locked him down with a baby, the supply of the V has been decreased to almost nothing

shellbross · 2020-04-30T17:42:26+00:00

Duke of Sussex, 35, quit frontline royal duties to live in Los Angeles with Meghan
Dr Jane Goodall, 86, says she has 'been in touch' with Prince Harry since he left
Claimed the royal is finding life in the US with baby Archie 'a bit challenging'
Primatologist said she is unsure of how Harry's career will 'map out for him' Also revealed she thinks Harry will stop hunting as Meghan is animal-friendly

She's going to dump him "I love you but I am not in love with you, You've changed... You're not the same man that I met and fell in love with.. you're like a brother to me...."

Wait for it.

2020-04-30T14:13:52+00:00

inhales BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA inhalesHAHAHAHEHEHOHOHOHAHAHA

2020-04-30T15:11:06+00:00

Such a stupid Dude.

Couldn't see through her tactics.

weegee127 · 2020-04-30T13:53:22+00:00

Throwawayabdi_95 · 2020-04-30T17:44:03+00:00

I cant for the life of me respect him. He is a Britis royal and he is getting cucked by this post-wall, feminazi actress slut. If a royal can get cucked, what chance does the average Joe stand ? Even she probably cant stand him as women secretly love a dominant man.

2020-04-30T16:46:57+00:00

Thanks, i needed a good laugh today

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2020-04-30T17:11:27+00:00

Man that guy simped so hard and now is paying a huge toll for it.

Griever114 · 2020-04-30T15:22:32+00:00

Legit cannot wait for that shoe to drop and she either: divorces him, pulls allegations on him, etc.

captainchoas1 · 2020-04-30T16:40:30+00:00

What a dummy

argama87 · 2020-04-30T17:58:06+00:00

Just wait until her plan is complete. Once his usefulness has run out he will get to experience American style divorce rape without the protection he would have had within the British Monarchy. This guy was played like Gullible Smurf.

ChooseTheRedPill69 · 2020-04-30T18:58:12+00:00

She’s not even that hot lol, one night stand for sure but not dating material

upgrading2ubermensch · 2020-04-30T17:31:43+00:00

Typical foid. Now Prince Harry is paying the toll for burning the coal.

2020-04-30T18:45:48+00:00

the military, where men are still praised for being men.

baldeagle_100 · 2020-04-30T19:31:15+00:00

She is disgusting and he is equally for being so spineless and weak.

antifeminist3 · 2020-04-30T17:25:25+00:00

She is smiling, he is not and looks apathetic. Yup, she's in charge.

Harrymego · 2020-04-30T17:43:23+00:00

I sincerely hope he divorces her. She is crawling with cancer, and will eventually ruin his life.

johntheother · 2020-04-30T18:42:23+00:00

Didn't he have any military buddies who warned him about this?

REDDEAT1 · 2020-04-30T14:09:19+00:00

OP LINK?

sneroreinp · 2020-04-30T20:28:27+00:00

Imagine being part of some of the most powerful people on the entire planet - the 0.1% of the 0.1%. And letting yourself be overpowered by some hoe with huge ambitions. The men in the royal family truly are cucks beyond belief.

2020-04-30T17:34:11+00:00

Hahahahahahahahaha. This is good shit.

2020-04-30T17:46:54+00:00

Blink if you need to be rescued

_MCMXCVI_ · 2020-04-30T18:38:04+00:00

That's what you fucking get. You're a prince and you can't even keep your woman in check. What a pathetic sack of shit.

markus_brutus · 2020-04-30T21:03:11+00:00

Didn’t take long to see the truth once the honeymoon period ended.

depressionasap · 2020-04-30T23:40:00+00:00

cuck of the century

joltek · 2020-05-01T00:00:35+00:00

Harry's no longer a prince... he's just a simp now. LOL

ReimsHistoriae · 2020-04-30T17:56:34+00:00

If a were a prince I'd be slaying high end poon like there's no tomorrow, but instead he married this hag and now has become King of Cuckland. I mean, the game is rigged against us peasants, and privileged guys like him who have all in their favor screw themselves up like this?

-Network_Reunited · 2020-04-30T18:11:50+00:00

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahh

Hi_must_go · 2020-04-30T18:28:53+00:00

I browse this sub while taking a shit so I can smell the posts not just read them

badaboomxx · 2020-04-30T18:37:23+00:00

And imagine this going on for more years..... poor bastard.

kayfab · 2020-04-30T18:45:59+00:00

all that for a stupid piece of warned out pussy

washingtonpanther · 2020-04-30T19:46:34+00:00

still cannot believe this idiot.

she is a LA 5 AT BEST ON HER BEST DAY.

ffs, if you're gonna simp out, go for someone like Morena Baccarin or Hayley Atwell in her prime.

this bitch is the spam of famous actresses.

burnslow13 · 2020-04-30T20:25:14+00:00

All he has to do is dump her ass and come back, It'll be like Princess Diana all over again. Yeah, she'll get some money and property out of it but there is no fucking way this guy is going to get divorced raped....He's still a royal and his grandmother is the queen of england

parsons525 · 2020-04-30T20:59:33+00:00

I feel sad for him. He seemed to grow up a lot. And then this.

mimiczx · 2020-04-30T21:14:24+00:00

He never had a chance. Unbelievable how things have turned in just a year.

Unfigured · 2020-04-30T22:01:47+00:00

More freedom in the army.

tyskater4 · 2020-04-30T23:47:25+00:00

Why buy the cow when you’re getting the milk for free?

capofudo · 2020-04-30T23:47:59+00:00

What a retard

2020-05-01T00:49:20+00:00

I used to miss the army, when I was depressed. Life was so much simpler in the army. Maybe he's depressed?

gevalher · 2020-05-01T00:57:43+00:00

A divorcee kiss a prince and turns him into a frog!

2020-04-30T17:47:25+00:00

This is a masterful Gaslighting job!

ashleyriot31 · 2020-04-30T17:53:41+00:00

If she divorced him, she wont be getting much since hes not that rich anymore right?

Toasty_Nuggetz · 2020-04-30T17:56:12+00:00

God i hate that cunt. That smug, massively entitled, self-satisfied look she always has on her face makes me wretch. She thinks she has the whole world wrapped around her finger. But little does she know, her time is up. The wall is quickly approaching, she will soon fade into obscurity and marrying/ruining a prince will be the last noteworthy thing she ever does with her life.

JustArtist8 · 2020-04-30T18:05:59+00:00

Lord of the Cucks

Sal_Yodada6502 · 2020-04-30T18:11:24+00:00

If a simp cries in a forest and there's nobody around to hear it, does the tear dropping on the forest floor make a sound?

when_its_too_late · 2020-04-30T18:18:10+00:00

Imagine someone actually makes a reddit account with a username that hints at it being him and lurks on the sub...

BoxofMistakes · 2020-04-30T19:56:06+00:00

She realizes this is it, right? There's no good outcome for her if it ends. If she divorces him she won't get much, if anything and she'll be widely hated for the rest of her life.

Harry could be a complete bastard and nothing would happen to him. I mean Prince Andrew was a pedo with Epstein and no one gave a fuck.

the_count1234 · 2020-04-30T19:58:06+00:00

Color me shocked haha

Treeclimber4 · 2020-04-30T20:01:51+00:00

I'm normally not one to kick a man while he's down, but DUH.

Fabulous_Ambition · 2020-04-30T20:46:35+00:00

Cuck A Doodle Doo

sake23456 · 2020-04-30T20:50:23+00:00

Man I kinda feel sorry for him, Prince Harry is actually a pretty decent guy though if his marriage doesn't work out, he'll get no sympathy, neither from gynocentrics nor the men. It'll end badly for him if he ever gets divorced.

tw-1234a · 2020-04-30T20:52:09+00:00

Harry gets a crash course on relationships.

themenacehimself · 2020-04-30T20:55:36+00:00

Look how unhappy he is compared to her. His balls are in her pocket.

StaySafe2021 · 2020-04-30T20:56:17+00:00

She looks exactly like her mum.

I wonder if she gives bomb head to Harry, to keep him sticking and that's why he doesn't leave.

Buck_Wilde · 2020-04-30T21:00:28+00:00

Wendy William says they will be divorced or separated in 3yrs. ANY TAKERS On that?

2020-04-30T21:06:48+00:00

Ha Megxit.

sebastian0801 · 2020-04-30T21:13:16+00:00

He has to return his titels but i have some new for him.

Harry The Simp

Sumfuc · 2020-04-30T22:04:38+00:00

When he’s ready to dump the “strange”, he’ll be Prince again. He‘ll be fine.

JohnnySkidmarx · 2020-04-30T22:33:15+00:00

Ol’ boy screwed himself royally.

Migtowaway · 2020-04-30T22:41:21+00:00

this place called this one like a year ago

AWALT

RowdyBusch · 2020-04-30T23:31:25+00:00

shacking up with a halfsie.

Haywood_Jablomie42 · 2020-04-30T23:38:47+00:00

That's because he went from giving the orders to taking orders.

Shimakaze4 · 2020-05-01T00:18:27+00:00

I just don't get him, he had literally his pick of women, he's over 30 but easily could have picked the hottest 20 year old to break in and mold. But nooooo he goes for the old THOT. I guess she has talents.....

UnKnownSurviving · 2020-05-01T00:24:34+00:00

Harry is an idiot for knocking Megan up. Boys, take a look at this example and advise you not to follow his footsteps.

Now, he’s suffering as a result.

Ibelieveallwomen · 2020-05-01T00:32:02+00:00

When a prince would rather be in the army than married. That speaks volumes.

pmgtow · 2020-05-01T00:33:47+00:00

It is possible that the dude was supremely naive and literally thought the world was still chivalrous and was unaware of how bad things are.

yeetyeetmybeepbeep · 2020-05-01T00:49:24+00:00

He looks so miserable

MeltEarthToSea · 2020-05-01T01:45:48+00:00

Cucking costs. Yuck. 38 year old soon to be bare divorcee c-list celebritard SJW. What an odd, stupid pairing for a fucking prince. What a sad simp.

AndyTravelGuy314 · 2020-05-01T02:57:32+00:00

Prince Harry of the House Inbreds, Second of his name, The Divorced, King of Cucks and Manginas, Duke of Simping, Wanker of British Isles and Father of a Bastard

SH3LLz862 · 2020-05-01T03:52:51+00:00

He had it all and gave it up to a hooters girl.

attoj559 · 2020-05-01T04:05:01+00:00

Imagine how many people around him warned him of this but he chose his fate anyways.

yusukeurameshi91939 · 2020-05-01T04:23:33+00:00

The great British "simp"phony.

sachinator · 2020-05-01T08:26:24+00:00

Your life is fucked bro..

Eardwulf · 2020-05-01T08:58:48+00:00

r/mademesmile r/wholesome

2020-05-01T12:48:05+00:00

Just wait, something will go down which will wake him up. Some how idk How but, we'll see him back in London in no time and she'll be left on her arse with nothing.

klajditoci · 2020-05-01T21:31:21+00:00

i have commented before and will comment again.

Cant wait to have this guy here and tell us everything. When a prince cant satisfy them none of us wont.

So we leave in peace. 😊

3nchilada5 · 2020-05-01T00:48:55+00:00

1) this is daily mail, where everything is bullshit

2) literally less than 5% of news about the royal family is true

This has almost no chance of being true.

Why is this sub becoming a fake news tabloid distributer

Title	Simp boy comedy.
Author	redshieldheroz
Upvotes	857
Comments	179
Date	April 30, 2020 1:51 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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