What are some examples of shit tests girls will throw at you right after you got their number?

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May 26, 2020
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I’m at the phase where I just secured the number from this girl off Tinder. What are some shit tests I should look out for over text? Not looking to have a stupid ass conversation, my goal is to get something set up, anything I should look out for?


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Title What are some examples of shit tests girls will throw at you right after you got their number?
Author ev214
Upvotes 85
Comments 45
Date 26 May 2020 11:01 PM UTC (10 months ago)
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[–]J-Shykes82 points83 points  (2 children) | Copy

Don't put up with flaky behavior. Know your worth and know when to fold. It took me a long time to learn that lesson.

[–]babybopp26 points27 points  (0 children) | Copy

This. Dudes just don’t get this. A girl flakes with no excuse or good reason, ignore and move on. Also OP, don’t over invest into her till you meet first and find out that she is not a he or a 350 pounder

[–]robot3000_0111 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

I agree. In addition I don't accept any shit tests after a number. Women dont create obstacles for men they're attracted to

[–]hiddenpersona109 points110 points  (14 children) | Copy

Don’t play the text game. Be bold and invite her out to things. If she says busy or maybe, don’t reply and move on. She will come back eventually. Maybe a month later when she is drunk and horny. If not, delete her number and move on.

[–]PsychedPsyche92 points93 points  (12 children) | Copy

But if you’re being realistic, 90% of those girls won’t come back like that. Cast a wide net, ask a girl out once, if it don’t work, ask again in a week or two just in case she had a legit reason to say no.

Just have low expectations and don’t ever stress about having to move on to the next one.

[–]phisch1328 points29 points  (11 children) | Copy

Lol exactly. Girls have an unholy amount of options on Tinder. For every 10 numbers I get off tinder, maybe 2 turn into sex. At best. I’m sure I could be better at closing, but I ask once and that’s it. They don’t typically come back if they flake/say maybe. I’m not about to pine after a Tinder hoe.

It’s super easy to get numbers, but it’s unreliable if you’re looking for regular, new sex.

[–]jasondougies11 points12 points  (3 children) | Copy

2 lays out of 10 numbers is very high what are you saying dude. you probably have a lower closing rate than you claim

[–]phisch136 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lol it’s not high at all. It’s not 2 out of 10 matches. That’s 2/10 numbers. Consider that of the 66 matches I got since February, I got 6 numbers. So it’s really 3/66. I wouldn’t call that exceptional.

And technically, it’s an undershoot. I got 3 lays out of the last 6 numbers I got. I just know that’s not an accuarate representation overall, I just had a lucky streak.

I do not get a number from most chicks I message. But I think if I do get a number, it turns into something 20% of the time.

[–]ging-furikusu6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yeah 20% is bs more like 1 in 100 numbers more realistic for normies. Only gigachads can have 20% ratio

[–]absolutelynp0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

what is a reliable source of pussy then?

[–]phisch133 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Being a chad.

Idk, going to the bars during non pandemic gets me better than online crap.

But whatever the reliable way to do it is, I haven’t nailed it down.

[–]absolutelynp1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah I want to start with tinder and read about it game wise. I hoped itll be a consitent pussy source but I think its just a way for the 100% of women getting to the top 10% of men faster for a fling. I too will probably having a hard time showing some status online.

I guess you have to have some hunting grounds in day and night game and just do it "on the side" while being there. Annoying.....

Lets meet here again when we have nailed it down.

[–]Noodlesoupe21 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Social circle and plates

[–]absolutelynp0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

what do you mean by plates? use a plate to get other plates? If so Im listening.... social circle is not an option, Im a wierd loner

[–]Noodlesoupe20 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I mean a plate is more reliable than trying to find new ons all the time. Just give her a booty call or whatever. And fix the loner thing before you pull chicks

[–]nastyhumans-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sounds like you've got a high body count, brother. Are you getting checked for STDs?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Appreciate the advice brother

[–]DifficultContext33 points34 points  (6 children) | Copy

Deciding on an actual date and then changing it at the last minute.

Texting with you for a couple days and then throwing a LJBF.

Finally bringing up the fact she has a kid(s).

Just a few off the top of my head.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children) | Copy

Thanks for the advice, much appreciated. not sure what LJBF means, if you could define that I’d appreciate it. Good looks

[–]DifficultContext10 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy

Let's Just Be Friends.

One woman told me that after a date and I said, nope, not what I want and left her.

[–]akoslevai4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

This usually makes them so angry. "How dare you not to give me attention in exchange of nothing?!!"

[–]DifficultContext2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Or "No, no, I reject you, not the other way around!"

[–]RagingMayo0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

That doesn't sound like shit tests, but rather disrespect and red flags. You are right, best avoid.

[–]Ill_mumble_that0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

The majority of shit tests from tinder girls are red flags.

Tinder is shit.

[–]MrAnderzon25 points26 points  (3 children) | Copy

Keeping texting to logistics only. I can’t recommend this guide enough.

http://authorcloud.co/MrVs-Guide-To-Texting-Girls-dq16ldatn

[–]skyrunner227 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

Have read thru that guide multiple times whenever someone links it. Captures the vibe you should give off perfectly. Sidebar quality really.

[–]MrAnderzon0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Good contender that’s for sure. Almost any text related question on ASKTrp, this guide should be top answer. I got results from it. And I find every time I want to try it my way the results are not subpar.

[–]macheagle3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sir, thank you very much for this guide. Just out of intuition I’ve been doing lots of what the guide preaches, but there were some good points I have not previously considered. I am saving this guide. All the best, brother.

[–]GrooveDive8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

When I was introduced to the pill shit tests and frame were two concepts that I did not understand at all without experiencing it myself. People have given some good advice, but don't put too much thought into it. If you have the right mindset, passing shit tests should come naturally with experience.

[–]HumptyDumptyFellHard17 points18 points  (1 child) | Copy

Don’t text her right after. Wait a couple hours, maybe a half day. Tell her who you are and then try to set something up. Don’t seem to over excited either. Text only for logistics.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Love it, appreciate it man

[–]nothestrawberrypatch10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Leaving you on read. Just ignore her.

[–]mambomango15 points16 points  (2 children) | Copy

small talk —> ask her plans for weekend —> set something up with one text where you list the time, day, and location. Logistics only bro, but you gotta do 2-3 texts of small talk first with tinder girls

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

Appreciate it, good looks man

[–]IBETITALL420-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Don't even have small talk. Just logistics.

[–]waterbottle0122225 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

I see a lot of guys just saying wait to text her and ask her out... instead of actually saying shit tests that might happen like your question asks for.

Going to continue to be off-topic with them though lmao, don’t do that. Try to get her on the phone or on FaceTime, talk to her a little bit. Don’t do that texting bullshit. You wanna stand out from the rest. And as you can see in these replies... there’s a lot of “rest” to stand out from lol.

Her not being willing to do either is a sign that she’s just looking for validation and attention and not actually interested in meeting irl.

A shit test that might come up from this is her not giving you attention while talking, texting other men and shit like that. Disrespecting and not valuing you and your time.

Also talking to her otp and FaceTiming her, if it goes well, will actually raise her interest more and increase your chances of meeting irl.

[–]orma220 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

N o Loo l nev er fac etime a bitch u c u ck

[–]Forgottenshadowed3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

They'll keep you in texting first, come up with excuses to not wanna talk on the phone. It's frustrating.

[–]coldestmichigan1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Trust no bitch, take no shit. Walk away if that shit not working out.

[–]mrrooftops1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Who are you?"

[–]krusecontrol911 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I don’t care about looks or money, I want to get to know you.

Ha

[–]I_LOVE_CHIPS1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Whenever I get a number off bumble or tinder I wait few hours, sometimes a day then text "guess who"

[–]jackandjill220 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Good question.

[–]when_its_too_late0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

First off...A number of tinder...Really man? Thats such an easy way out.

Ask this questions when you talk to someone face to face and get their number.



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