This was his opening message. What did he think he would achieve?

FurryBellyButt0n · 2020-06-16T21:47:33+00:00

How much longer do you think it will be until he sends you a pic of his pee pee or an eggplant emoji?

ybfdoesthattho91 · 2020-06-16T21:45:54+00:00

Emoji = I want you to be the conversation starter, I “couldn’t” think of anything better to say.

mightbethrowawayyy · 2020-06-17T01:08:17+00:00

Ugh, Hinge. It may be even worse than Tinder. On Tinder, at least a lot of the dudes looking for casual sex are upfront about it. Too many guys on Hinge are insidious and pretend they’re looking for “something more serious” and then start making sexual innuendos and hints hours, days or weeks later while you’re talking to them and haven’t even been on the first date. Guys like them are garbage regardless of their reason for their pushy, entitled behavior. I’m forever finished with OLD. You have more patience than me, sis. Good luck.

blackredrosepetals · 2020-06-16T23:39:45+00:00

This made me chuckle out loud 😂

fernprincess · 2020-06-17T01:06:57+00:00

That response is perfect 👌

throwmefaraway85 · 2020-06-16T23:01:12+00:00

Perfect 🤣🤣👏

thewetdog_ · 2020-06-17T01:04:27+00:00

Should have replied with: 🤮

warinmymind94 · 2020-06-17T02:13:01+00:00

That's hilarious and savage!! Well done. Now delete and block

reesewitherfork · 2020-06-16T22:20:25+00:00

Queen

Title	This was his opening message. What did he think he would achieve?
Author	ybfdoesthattho91
Upvotes	117
Comments	17
Date	June 16, 2020 9:18 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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