steps up to the podium

AhEM

Fellow females of FDS! I, another obvious fellow female redditor, who is definitely a female and not a LVM man posing as a fellow female FDSer, have come to encourage you, nay, emplore you to stop all your hateful rhetoric when speaking about the men of the word and reddit because your hate on males is fucking pathetic and disgusting. How many lives will you destroy until its enough? How many males will you EAT until its enough for you?

blinks stupidly

I...uh...because...because cannibalism, yes! We have become manhaters and therefore MANEATERS! Yes!

goes cross-eyed

Don't you know that you females (and yes, that means me too, an obvious fellow female) are a subspecies to men?? (#KillAllFemales2020) there is nothing to appreciate with modern women. If we had the courage to just be normal, decent people then we wouldn't militarize people against this propaganda. Women like us are bad for women.

The nerve of us, to imagine we are strong independent women but we won't even split the bill for our dates. Hahaha. But how strong and independent are we truly if we are not bound and tethered to a man and pregnant with his child before we hit the wall at the dreadful age of 30??

Tick...tick...tick...

You hear that darling? Thats the clock and it's running as we speak. Every tick, every second, slowly but surely...tick tick tick.

panicked sweating

Go now, fellow females and rid yourself of these absurd notions you have of high standards and of being mean and saying hurtful things about LVM for how do you reconcile on the one hand trying to ban what your weak mind thinks is a hate sub, which implies that you dislike anything to do with "hate" and on the other hand referring to men as scrotes? You're all fucking hypocrites. Call us, I mean, uh... sweatdrop call MEN scrotes? You're all cunts.

starts crying

Calling men low value is LiTeRaL ViOlEnCe. STAP IT.

mic drop 🎤

exits stage left fellow FeMaLe, out! ✌

**many thanks given to the wonderful posters of the FDSSuperFans subreddit who shared their fanmail they received from angry butthurt scrotes and especially the scrotes themselves whos very words inspired this message and were literally quoted to write most of this 😁 I hope you all find this amusing because I sure had a lot of fun writing it! Who knew that larping as a man larping as a woman could be so entertaining?? 🤭