My best friend is unfortunately married and now pregnant by a clear LVM. It’s frustrating to see but hey- it’s her life. Anyhow, she sent out pregnancy announcements last month and she had written out nice messages to people on the back of each one. While it was sweet I remembered that she said she was sending out 125 cards! So I called her to tell her I got the announcement and then asked if she actually hand wrote messages on 125 cards. She said she wrote all of them except the ones her husband sent to his family in French (he’s a native French speaker). When I asked how many that was she said five. FIVE cards out of 125- which means that at 6.5 months pregnant she hand wrote 120 cards while this lazy slop wrote five. Could you imagine? Literally sitting there watching your pregnant wife write for hours and just doing nothing? Ugh. The depravity. That story is to say- ladies beware. LVM show up very subtly. If you find yourself doing most of the work with anything (project, task, holiday stuff, etc) then odds are you ARE with a LVM.