Ex stripper, self proclaimed witch, wasting away as a line cook. Props to her 3rd grade teacher for calling it like it is.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-12-09T10:31:52+00:00

I hate to remove this post because the comments are great, but this doesn't fit rule 5:

Submissions must show a woman who is looking for commitment while also either complaining about jerks or promiscuity, needing her kids provided for, being entitled or unreasonable, or complaining that she "can't find a decent guy".

She doesn't meet any of that, despite being a complete pile of garbage.

Overkillengine · 2020-12-09T00:41:25+00:00

Did she not realize that she was not required to prove her teacher right?

Other points will be covered more than adequately by others shortly I presume, so I am going to go a bit in depth on one of the usual red flags - aposematic hair.

Unnatural hair colors seem to have an uncanny amount of overlap with being an unstable disaster, but I want to point out something about the dye job other than the hair color that is also a warning.

The quality of the dye job. Look closely at her hair. It's so fucked up and unhealthy it looks like some sort of artificial fiber wig.

This is her hair. It's part of her. Attached to her. And this is how she treats it.

How do you think she'll treat you? Not nearly as well I'd wager.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-12-09T00:59:44+00:00

I’ve been seeing the witch thing more and more, it means feminist/ anti-Christian.

SammySilver09 · 2020-12-09T01:39:21+00:00

I think the outrageous details in her bio hide the flagrant lies. First of all, what 3rd grade teacher, before 2020 😏, would tell an 8 year old they were a failure?

And I don't have a lot of experience with strippers, but does this girl look like she's actually got on stage and undressed for money? The unibrow, the wild hair style (not just the color), the dopey short bus look on her face, and zero sex appeal don't give the slightest hint of ex stripper.

lotsofhubris · 2020-12-09T00:35:30+00:00

Her 3rd grade teacher was correct.

Trippy_Goose · 2020-12-09T00:35:41+00:00

I couldn't imagine a more worthless match even if I tried. Good thing I'll inevitably be proven wrong lol

THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR · 2020-12-09T01:48:15+00:00

3'? bitch if you's a hobbit you need to tell me right now

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2020-12-09T01:21:08+00:00

my bile riseth

better to have never seen such a foul beast, than to have to banish the memory of its fearsome visage

0mrcynic0 · 2020-12-09T02:06:08+00:00

Seriously, if I didn't saw her chest, I would have mistaken her as a man with a weird hair & hair color - must be why she had the word "trans" in her sentence. I didn't know that was such a thing called a "midget stripper." And a witch, LOL. What are you going to do, make a voodoo doll of someone who bullied you online and pretend to hurt that person? Anyone identifying themselves as witches/vampires/whatever people come up from smoking weed/crack nowadays shouldn't be taken seriously.

Farmer

Farmer? Farming what? Validation?

Cats

Yes, future cat grandma detected.

Liberal

Your colored hair is already an indication.

Good job on being proud to be called a failure by your teacher, I'm sure men would like that.

Wargreymon559 · 2020-12-09T02:46:12+00:00

Thats your average California libera feminazil

Aronacus · 2020-12-09T00:42:08+00:00

Nearly dropped my phone.

NotoriousZMT · 2020-12-09T02:05:31+00:00

A stripper that didn't save her tax free cash for the future, got stuck working in a kitchen continuing to do blow which they mostly all do in both industries, and now wants someone serious to balance her unplanned disaster of a life. Sign me up...

manbro7 · 2020-12-09T03:51:13+00:00

Stripper for blind people?

2020-12-09T00:32:44+00:00

Good god! I think this one is the worst yet. *ex stripper *witch *most likely an absolute cunt

SuperbClick · 2020-12-09T01:00:56+00:00

Is anyone surprised by the cat(s) at this point

dbbeebs · 2020-12-09T02:20:15+00:00

She is attempting to show that she is a nerd. Look at her fingers that is a nerd sign. Now if she designated as a nerd she might have a few serious responses.

db- nerd

mimiczx · 2020-12-09T05:14:26+00:00

An unemployed stripper... You see something new everyday on Reddit...

atmus11 · 2020-12-09T02:20:52+00:00

3 grade teacher was the real witch here. Foretold your alignment and all baby

yoitsericc · 2020-12-09T02:35:07+00:00

Cue circus music.

dirttrack6531 · 2020-12-09T05:43:11+00:00

Somebody will fuck her.

There needs to be a movement to get men to stop banging everything that moves so women don't act like this

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-12-09T06:49:25+00:00

I assume they actually are a trans because there isn’t another explanation for why talking about people who are anti trans features so prominently in the profile

I mean they could be one of these extreme online feminists who gets into rifts with other strands of feminists who oppose fake women and sex workers but that doesn’t seem to need to take up valuable real estate on a profile

Being born a man would explain aspects of the appearance and why they “don’t want” kids (because they can’t have them). Granted some women don’t want them but it is still suspicious

Say what you like about single moms on dating apps but with the rise of people transitioning when young their one upside is you know for absolute certain that they were born a woman. And that is an alarming thing to even have to say

IoannisP · 2020-12-09T07:53:09+00:00

Excuse me, that's offensive, it's called "strong and independent women feared and misunderstood by patriarchal systems of oppression" because "witch" is a derogatory, archaic and outdated term that only reinforces harmful and offensive caricatures of legitimate lifestyles like spinsterhood and/or crazy cat ladyship.

I'm a heteronormative, cis-gendered male, and even I think you're a part of the oppressive system that keeps empowered women from breaking the glass ceiling that keeps them from reaching my dick.

tikanderoga · 2020-12-09T00:32:14+00:00

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loneliness-inc · 2020-12-09T01:01:29+00:00

And what are you now?

Because you don't look like a success. Unless you're speaking about success at failing!

RoodAwakenin · 2020-12-09T02:11:58+00:00

This leads me to the paradox of which came first: the depression or the anti-depression pills.

Mick_Donalds · 2020-12-09T02:42:58+00:00

This may be a troll job.

I hope it's serious though. You can guarantee who she votes for, that much is certain.

Autisticus · 2020-12-09T04:45:59+00:00

That is a picture of an actual frog

A_Walt_Whitman · 2020-12-09T05:57:56+00:00

Sounds like her teacher was named Hoe-stradamus

boiiihowdy · 2020-12-09T08:22:20+00:00

I know for a fact she said she works out "sometimes" just because she didn't want to admit it's "never"

thisisnotyourconcern · 2020-12-09T02:57:01+00:00

Based 3rd Grade teacher, that's all I'm saying!

MrNeurotypical · 2020-12-09T03:46:30+00:00

She's so gross she's not even gross. Probably trans. Finally got boobs and that was just enough to get a few desperate guys to do her. Of course she doesn't want kids...

DrDog09 · 2020-12-09T04:08:31+00:00

What's with the hair? She get run over by the machine that stripes the roads in her area?

kratos649 · 2020-12-09T04:12:08+00:00

Also, in a rare moment of honesty she describes herself as "cancer". Seems accurate.

GSFleming · 2020-12-09T05:01:26+00:00

So many red flags flying on this one she could be a frigate in the Spanish navy.

picatostas · 2020-12-09T07:45:03+00:00

Where was she a stripper? At Tatooine's Cantina?

GermanAlex1999 · 2020-12-09T08:14:30+00:00

"Work-Out: Sometimes"

Bitch, when?

2020-12-09T08:21:13+00:00

I'm willing to bet she is on the Female Dating Strategy sub reddit, calling guys scrotes, LMV and similar names when guys pump and dump her, this woman is unfortunately quite representative of the modern female looser, who upon realising that she has nothing to offer any clear thinking man, resorts to shaming and abuse.

RampantRyanLion · 2020-12-09T04:09:29+00:00

Stripper? Taking your clothes off for John's in exchange for crack is not stripping.

Ibeprasin · 2020-12-09T04:10:30+00:00

She’s just trying to get some D before quarantine?

Dinomiteblast · 2020-12-09T07:32:07+00:00

Im just happy for the nsfw filter...

C20H25N3O-C21H30O2 · 2020-12-09T08:00:41+00:00

What a train-wreck.

TheREexpert44 · 2020-12-09T08:37:09+00:00

"Ex stripper"

Doubt.

2020-12-09T08:53:12+00:00

Ofc she’s all for the mask with that hideous mug

Pie_sky · 2020-12-09T09:02:58+00:00

It is like she tried to become even more unattractive than she already was.

2020-12-09T09:26:29+00:00

Jesus Christ!!

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-12-09T10:26:28+00:00

That teacher is an accurate fortune teller!

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