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[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™[M] [score hidden] 3 years ago stickied comment (2 children) | Copy Link
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Is that the best you can do with your title selection?
[–]DemDelVarth273 points274 points275 points 3 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
Not going to lie she isn't wrong. He ran a train on her then went and had a baby with her implying the train 8 years ago didn't result in a baby, the baby came 8 years later.
[–]SylvestorTalone120 points121 points122 points 3 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for clarifying, I was sitting here trying to work out what the fuck she was prattling about. I guess the fault that was his in this case is becoming involved again with some whore he ran a train on with his friends back in the day.
Imagine explaining to your friends that you're committing to the girl you all ran a train on eight years ago.
[–][deleted] 68 points69 points70 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Imagine explaining to your kid how you met their mother
[–]Zinista49 points50 points51 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well you don't have to.
The kid might one day stumble upon this archived tweet & your b/s story of catching her eye across a crowded room will have a very different connotation.
[–]DatAfricanAmerican0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BRUH 😂😂😂
[–]SvartanattenJr. Hamster Analyst26 points27 points28 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I think she withheld the pregnancy and he just met the kid and did the math, took a test and found out it's his. My friends half brotherwere told his dad walked away. Well kid found him at age 12 and his father did not know that crazy wamen had pooked a hole in the condom not that he had a son.
The kid never returned to his crazy mother and his dad is a great guy while she is an alcoholic abuser so, she knew she wouldn't get custody so pretended to have no idea who the dad was.
I think she had over 10 kids with 5 men. 4-5 grandkids. None wants her in their life but her eldest son basically gave her a house so she wouldn't become homeless.
She freaking tortured her children..
[–]coke5015 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sometimes I wonder how many deadbeat fathers that abandoned their kids (according to mom) don't even know that they are fathers.
[–]3HardWaySr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I was just a baby boy my momma used to tell me these crazy things. She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, she used to tell me he hated me. But then I got a little bit older, and I realized she was the crazy one. But there was nothing I could do or say to try and change it, cause that's just the way she was.
[–]BobbingForBunionsJr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A hood rat's reasoning is as muddled as her morals and standards.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was lost, too. WTF was she saying?
[–]TheRiverInEgypt53 points54 points55 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This is what you get when you have boys raised by single mothers.
My father sat me down at 13 & said:
“Most of your fuckups in life are fixable as long as you don’t end up in prison or knock a girl up.”
I nodded & he continued:
“As you get older & start getting with women, aim for quality women over available women but accept that you are going to make some mistakes, & I could tell you “don’t stick your dick in crazy” which is great advice but I couldn’t follow it when I was coming up so I don’t expect you to be able to either - the dick wants what the dick wants, just make sure that if you do stick your dick in crazy, be damn sure to stick it into her pooper.”
[–]rellik13xx5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Your dad's a great dad.
[–]TheRiverInEgypt9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He has a beautifully fucked up sense of humor which thankfully I inherited.
When I was 12, he sat me down in the living room for a talk.
Son, your mother & I always wanted to have three kids...
(I was the youngest of three & gave him a look of yeah so where are you going with this)
... but the way things are going, we have come to the realization that we may just have to kill one of you so we decided that we should have a spare...
This was how I found out that I was going to have a little sister in a few months...
[–]rellik13xx1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Awwww.
[–]yomo863 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny anecdote: back in basic training our seargant always told the new recruits that as soon as you are not 100 percent sure never take the word of a woman you slept with seriously, especially when you are a safe bet meal-ticket wise. And 8/10 times he had to explain to new guys that having sex the last time in February does not quite translate into paternity in November.
[–]HeftyAdministration80 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was a very slow train.
[–]babushkja0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
What the hell does a train mean. Slang for orgy?
[–]DemDelVarth1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So its one girl and a guy fucks her and cums in her and then the next guy slides in and it goes on and on till like 8 dudes have shot their loads in her.
[–]babushkja0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Man what kind of depravity this culture has come to... Hope the dude gets a DNA test at least
[–]ThrowawayCOVID9990 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not to mention an aids test
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeI never flair my posts101 points102 points103 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
It's his fault she fucked all his friends?
[–]gunrunner192652 points53 points54 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cuz, whore! 🤷♂️
[–]FreshNothingBurger40 points41 points42 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not his fault that this woman decided to be a slut and cum dumpster, no.
It's his fault he decided to humor a certified slut, raw dog and impregnate her, yes.
[–]Yapshoo8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not. But it is his fault he's in the situation he's in. He choose it.
[–]2ndEscape5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's his fault he stayed with her.
[–]SvartanattenJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ofc it is.
[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com55 points56 points57 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely atrocious: "cause him and his friend"?? That's a complete butchery of diction. That's the most offensive and outrageous misuse of language I have ever seen in my entire life. Somebody certainly needs to take a remedial writing class.
The rest is fine, I guess.
[–]panzer2222246 points47 points48 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Somebody certainly needs to take a remedial writing class.
she is a breeder not a reader
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[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
... It's a joke. See, I'm focusing on a rather trivial point and ignoring the fact that her life is an appalling radioactive hellscape of charred skeletons and rubble.
Nothing that I write is to be taken too seriously.
[–]Downtowndex7231 points32 points33 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always his fault
[–]goodmansaysfuckyouBig 🍆 energy misogynist30 points31 points32 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Should have jumped off that train before it pulled into the station.
[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sounds right about spot on to me.
Why is any thinking person expecting anything cogent from an American woman again?
Look, if you're going to throw pearls, you have to remember that you're throwing them before swine!
Expecting a woman to act as anything but a woman is insanity.
[–]afro-cigo-4 points-3 points-2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
im getting a feeling u dont like american women
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How can 'The Guess Who' be wrong?
[–]money-_-sun18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Single for life.✌
[–]SvartanattenJr. Hamster Analyst7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I have yet met a woman who is half as good in bed as a bag of amphetamine and some hardcore porn. Just saying the benefits of women are overstated...
[–]Ivan_The_Reddish4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A bag of amphetamines and hard-core porn implies conflicting goals.
[–]SvartanattenJr. Hamster Analyst-1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Speed and sex/masturbating is kinda, common. Hard to get hard but, well edging for DAYS is hard sober....
[–]IncorrigibleLee861 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Live a little and go on a few dates with the cute dealer{b4 she loses her teeth}. Free dope & get an experience that will ruin regular vanilla sex for life.
[–]HolyGourdofJerusalemcast off the shoes, and follow the gourd19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what a whore
[–]kaskntithies11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the most bizarre self awareness I've ever seen.
[–]KinkyApe8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Can please somebody translate this garbage into plain English?
[–]IncorrigibleLee869 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They met because he & his friends used to bang her. 8 years later, he is upset about her past. They already have kids now.
She is right. He knew she belonged on the streets & he still got with her.
[–]ZaLeeT2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm so confused. Seems like the biological father of her child is upset that she's been a whore or something
[–]Mikejonz1112 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The guy had a threesome with his friend and her and he impregnated her
[–]mr_kukRespaldado El Matador de Putas5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The missing episode of How I met Your Mother.
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[–]warlocc_Jr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Technically it doesn't actually violate any reddit guidelines, I checked.
But, in retrospect, I can see it getting heat on the sub from the easily offended.
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[–]MelaninTofu2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This doesn't even fit cause this is his problem
[–]plainnsimpleforever4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine feeling Ok to write publicly that you were a consensual subject of a gangbang. Gotta get those likes.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What are you trying to say? This is perhaps the most grammatically correct sentence that makes absolutely no sense.
[–]RoleplayPete2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are missing key details im willing to bet the farm on.
She didnt just fuck his friends back then.
She is saying she is a hoe, and is in trouble for Fucking his friends yesterday or last Tuesday, not that his friends were in her 8 years ago.
[–]dasanman692 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How did this go from fucking just one friend to fucking all of his friends?
[–]Atlas-K1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wake me up!
Wake me up inside-
I can't wake up!
Wake me up and-
Saaaavveee MEEEEHHHHH!!!!
[–]captainsaveahoe691 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Worst thing a man can do in life is have a child with a slut.
[–]Miru81121 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I don't understand this. Is that still english? They ran a train on her? What??
[–]Hugeknight1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Gangbanged
[–]Miru81121 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aaahhhhh
It is a special vernacular to be sure.
[–]MajIssuesCaptObvious1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like a troll tweet to me.
[–]machineghostmembrane1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This sentence is confusing.
[–]YodaOnReddit-Bot1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Confusing, this sentence is.
-machineghostmembrane
She is right tho. That 8 years should have never happened.
I wonder what is worse...
Finding out the girl you have a child with is a whore who's been run through more often than the Euro tunnel, or finding out that the girl you have a child with is the same girl you and your friends gangbanged and you only now realized she is the same individual...
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