Now that I’m heading into my thirties, the fuck boys I’ve known for a long time wants to settle. Because they have multiple kids with multiple partners, are broke due to their dumbass decisions and now I’m getting messages from men asking how I feel about children

All because they remember that one nice chick from highschool or church or class or whatever.

And I keep the conversation going to see how far the audacity goes.

And it usually heads into splitting a mortgage either with/without a marriage

Then I find that sometimes the guy isn’t even on good legal status.

Wow. So I fit into YOUR plan and you dgaf how it benefits me. Like I should drop ALL my business and life for some dick attached to an asshole. I don’t even like kids but of course they assume.