[50-F] leftover wants you to buy her favorite perfume and other "silly" women stuff and feel great about it because you're deeply beautiful

michael1962-01 · 2021-04-07T16:48:49+00:00

Exquisite years model.

Aged like a fine wine.

Now you put some scent on her heart - and you have your unicorn, your disney princess.

Old_snowboarder · 2021-04-07T18:33:34+00:00

And they wonder why older men need viagra. It's because women are like this, that's why.

coloradocaniac · 2021-04-07T17:02:08+00:00

The Creature from the Flab Lagoon!

Joaquino7997 · 2021-04-07T18:07:52+00:00

She's 50 years old (or so she says). She's gonna have to do a LOT better than "buy me my perfume."

Just say 'no.'

Anonymous_fiend · 2021-04-07T17:09:36+00:00

If you put beautiful is in the heart and an attitude you know you aren't pretty at all. At least she's honest with herself and knows she's not physically beautiful.

42252252 · 2021-04-07T17:00:48+00:00

It never bodes well to see the oldies using teen lingo. "E.J" always makes me think of some paramil coca farmers when these types say it, not laughter.

mustangfrank · 2021-04-07T20:33:40+00:00

Me no loco

meerita · 2021-04-07T23:13:02+00:00

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silly_birb · 2021-04-07T21:30:04+00:00

i bet that perfume costs like 2 prostitutes in their 20s

NickTesla2018 · 2021-04-07T17:33:38+00:00

What is "Hell no?!" in Russian?

Devilsgun · 2021-04-08T01:02:12+00:00

Indeed, she did age like a fine wine... That had no cork.

She's stale, bitter, moldy, nasty all around, kinda dusty looking, easily shattered, and essentially worthless.

OscarMatzerath · 2021-04-08T05:48:25+00:00

The bow tie over the cleavage, yikes!

Gaiinahat · 2021-04-08T02:56:24+00:00

She needs perfume to cover up the old lady koochie smell.

Duplicarus · 2021-04-08T05:25:54+00:00

So i keep seeing these women in their 40’s and 50’s looking pretty rough. What’s the deal? Then they have the audacity to call themselves beautiful when their skin as the tightness of a deflated basketball. Is the middle aged life of a woman just the embodiment of Cope Strategy?

itsandrewbuck · 2021-04-22T05:07:08+00:00

She doesn't need expensive perfume. They need to wheel that bitch into Earl Scheib. She needs the whole paint job.

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