Thicker than what?

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2021-04-03T11:55:44+00:00

Translations for the uninitiated:

I have a 6 year old son

Don't expect any spontaneity, fun, or an end to my constant complaints about my ex.

I'm a thicker girl at 220 pounds

I'm an obese woman

I have two snakes, a tarantula, a mouse, and a dog

I am a weirdo, trying to look like the "I'm not like other girls" type - I got the dog to make it look like I am not a total weirdo. Check out my cool "alternative" septum ring. See? I'm unique cause no one else has one of those.

My favorite hobby is reading

I live in a fantasy world in my head.

while chill music is playing

I smoke weed

I love anime and manga

I got developmentally stuck at 14 years old and I need to read cartoons to cope with the fact that my life is functionally over

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Shiny_Snorlax_1961 · 2021-04-02T18:19:59+00:00

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goodmansaysfuckyou · 2021-04-02T19:28:20+00:00

OP the post is fine as it is a bailout. However, your title sucks ass.

We are here to showcase women's unreasonable expectations. We don't do profiles of women who are simply unattractive and/or fat. Your title only points to the fat/obese thing.

A more appropriate title could be something along the lines of: "Single mother of one kid and a zoo is looking for a man or a zookeeper to chill and read anime."

I will leave this one up, but next time put a bit more effort into the post title.

Thanks,

bskeevy · 2021-04-02T18:34:45+00:00

You think any of those animals get nervous when she walks toward them, thinking this might be the day that they’re lunch?

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-04-02T19:25:40+00:00

a bull nose ring for a cow

how fitting

JohnDoe721 · 2021-04-02T18:23:25+00:00

Snake poo is terrible smell

Joh_Ghurt · 2021-04-02T19:09:08+00:00

And yet another fine example for a study on consequences.

You do stuff, things happen and you have to deal with consequences.

She had careless fun at 21, perhaps even had a relation with the child's father but got rid of him, was alone with buckets of ice-cream and now she's desperate.

Her options? Another 12 year of loneliness until she's 39. If she spent that time wisely, she could work at losing 100 pounds. But what are the chances she'll be wise?

polishknightusa · 2021-04-02T19:14:14+00:00

Surprised nobody said anything about the nose piercing. She has a decent face so what she's saying is: "I have a lousy body, deal with it and oh, I'll make my face look bad too!"

thisisnotyourconcern · 2021-04-02T19:25:37+00:00

220 pounds? Oh God, I've put on a stone in weight during the pandemic and I weigh 190 pounds... and I'm a 6ft man!

Thicc? No love, what you meant to say was 'asteroid'.

TheUnspecialist · 2021-04-02T19:33:11+00:00

"A thicker girl at 220lbs" 😂 somebody please hire her to market a bad product.

Fun-Transition-5080 · 2021-04-02T19:21:12+00:00

tuba sounds intensifies

All-Access- · 2021-04-02T19:39:40+00:00

220!!! wow.... Unless shes a 6 foot 3 dude that goes to the gym 5x a week, no body is going to find that attractive.

And whats with those pets?! i guess she just wants to have something in the house thats scarier than her

happychickenpalace · 2021-04-03T04:43:40+00:00

Rule of selfie = the larger the proportion of the face occupying the photo, the fatter the body.

nitro-666 · 2021-04-02T18:52:53+00:00

Nice undead eyes.

me_at_myhouse · 2021-04-02T21:07:09+00:00

Eating is a common theme in her household.

Snakes eat mice.

Dog eats snakes, tarantulas, and mice.

And it appears she eats everything else.

2021-04-02T22:14:13+00:00

It was considerate of her to wear the ring in her nose that cows wear, to let viewers know she's a cow even though she cropped out her bovine body from the pic.

1Badshot · 2021-04-02T22:20:58+00:00

Thicker than a barrel of oatmeal!

Fun-Transition-5080 · 2021-04-02T22:49:17+00:00

I wonder if the local Golden Coral ties a chain through that nose ring and pulls her away from the buffet when she’s had too much.

Snowman4168 · 2021-04-03T00:10:01+00:00

At least she’s honest and isn’t bitching and moaning about how no men like her and real men like curves only dogs like bones etc. Yeah she’s fat and I’d never date her, but could be a lot worse.

rantanon97775 · 2021-04-03T08:00:51+00:00

-"Im thicker/curvy" - Shows only face = Landwhale

Loud-Bottle-7879 · 2021-04-02T19:39:17+00:00

A “thicker” girl. At 220 she believes she is above average size but less than thick. Amazing.

Ivan_The_Reddish · 2021-04-02T21:02:47+00:00

The thing that gets me is she could have kept her legs closed and snagged some weird engineer who makes bank, who wouldn't even care that he makes 4x what she does because it's so awesome they have the same interests.

yomo86 · 2021-04-02T22:24:57+00:00

Remember men. 220 is the number she is willing to share. My bet would be somewhere around 250-280

SylvestorTalone · 2021-04-03T05:05:46+00:00

That has to be an old picture as well, no way does she weigh 220 and still have a normal looking face, not unless she's like 6'2.

i_wind · 2021-04-02T18:19:29+00:00

My future

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2021-04-02T19:09:55+00:00

Get in line for the 7th place.

thebabylonbull · 2021-04-03T00:48:19+00:00

Thicker? Most guys can’t deadlift 220lbs 😂

ONEJOHNSON · 2021-04-03T02:12:16+00:00

Thicker than the side of a building. And as erotic.

Melek_Taus666 · 2021-04-03T02:38:26+00:00

Bull ring in nose, probably a feminist... run for your lives!

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-04-03T05:01:01+00:00

She has mental problems. She's eating her mental issues.

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-04-03T12:30:26+00:00

I don't understand how they look so good in photos

newtomtl83 · 2021-04-03T12:46:25+00:00

So she weighs more than the average man.

SligoistheSauce · 2021-04-03T18:15:02+00:00

220 is not thick, it’s obese.

DrDog09 · 2021-04-03T23:50:06+00:00

Jeez she weighs more than I do.

CartNip · 2021-04-10T22:12:06+00:00

Ah I understand why it’s only her face

jzdelona · 2021-04-02T19:34:20+00:00

She likes to sleep with the tarantula on her face, any takers?

NickTesla2018 · 2021-04-02T22:05:51+00:00

Sex War survivor with the thousand dong stare.

rookeryop · 2021-04-02T23:52:50+00:00

A tank?

destitiution · 2021-04-03T00:51:22+00:00

You know she’s fat AF when she did not spell “thick” as “thicc”

mustangfrank · 2021-04-03T23:56:40+00:00

She weighs 40 pounds more than me.

danger_noodl · 2021-04-04T23:46:21+00:00

I feel sorry for the dog

BioStu · 2021-04-04T08:30:50+00:00

This seems like we’re just clowning fat women now. This is low effort

Title	Thicker than what?
Author	Illhavewhathe
Upvotes	119
Comments	67
Date	April 2, 2021 6:10 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/mipz0a/thicker_than_what/
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