Translation: if you dont have money to take me to a decent date don't give me a like , i don't like broke guys

disayle32 · 2021-06-30T17:29:12+00:00

"...but if you're Chadriguez I'll suck your dick."

TheUnspecialist · 2021-06-30T17:35:59+00:00

The angle game is strong with this one 😂. We all know what that means...

Gundamsafety · 2021-06-30T17:47:12+00:00

If you can't take a normal picture of yourself without filters and a very bad angle don't talk to me. I don't date broken girls.

You know she is trying a bit to hard to "look" skinny. Just look at the overhang from her arm to the bra, and the rather round cheeks/face. She herself is broken, but demanding perfection.

skint_back · 2021-06-30T17:31:13+00:00

Tengo la panocha grande

Rob141414 · 2021-06-30T18:06:07+00:00

We don’t like broke,debt ridden women either.The mass majority are broke asf.

ronoda12 · 2021-06-30T18:01:32+00:00

Lol I will show her the garbage bin. She can eat from that.

me_at_myhouse · 2021-06-30T17:59:41+00:00

Aye Caramba! Other than tits that seem to require two industrial strength garments to provide lift what exactly does she bring to the table?

Morelike-Borophyll · 2021-06-30T19:19:48+00:00

So demanding for a female that probably can't make a decent tortilla.

shitpancake1 · 2021-06-30T19:28:36+00:00

this type of ho you take out to a nice $300 steak dinner at some fancy place then you tell her you going to go take a shit and never come back

youthatguyoverthere · 2021-06-30T19:10:00+00:00

Oh I have the money but I'm not going to spend it on a gold digger

Pachydermatological · 2021-06-30T23:52:03+00:00

i've studied the physics-breaking features of bras for years, and I feel like I've just about cracked the code. The breasts you see here only compromise about 60% of the mass that our eyes are tricked into believing is all breast. this bra is doing four things. It is lifting the breasts, pushing the breasts together, filling the space under the breasts with padding, and filling the space on the outsides of the breasts with padding. Much like the overhead menu at McDonalds that has all the ingredients seemingly spilling out towards the customer, this bra pushes what are likely B cups into the shape of D cups, while having the 'goodies' spill out towards you, the customer who has to pay for them in the end.

Also, let us gaze upon some of the facial features here. At first glance, an untrained eye would remark at the natural beauty of this subject. But on closer inspection, you find that the skintone of her face doesn't match that of her neck, chest, midriff, or underarm. This subject literally has a new face covering her original. And there is no telling what horrific monster lies below the surface. If you look at her eyebrows, it becomes quickly evident that the shape you see is not natural. I encourage you to imagine natural-shaped eyebrows in place of the painted on ones she has. You have got to ask yourself, is she fixing the world's ugliest unibrow? or does she think these Nike swooshes look like natural hairs on her forehead? Either way, I don't want to see this subject prior to her hour-long ritual of putting on her face every day.

Also, it is my opinion that this woman is not a natural blonde. I believe she has naturally black hair, and changed that about her in an attempt to further trick a man into falling in love with her.

PirateDocBrown · 2021-06-30T18:35:36+00:00

Si la talla de tu vestido es más grande que la talla de tu zapato, no me des like. No salgo con ballenas terrestres.

smfuel87 · 2021-06-30T19:14:51+00:00

No me gustan pigs in wigs.

DreJ-X · 2021-06-30T19:41:27+00:00

This is so normal in latin girls nowadays

down_vote_militia · 2021-06-30T21:43:16+00:00

I see that fat-ass neck blubber, you aren't tricking anyone.

Lameador · 2021-06-30T18:11:04+00:00

She is pretty clear about what she wants, and what she offers. If the price is right, she might even be a good deal, as long as you obviously not commit to her.

WINDEX_DRINKER · 2021-06-30T19:23:24+00:00

She's going to break her neck if she cranks it any lower.

Dumloko · 2021-06-30T19:04:53+00:00

Las salidas decentes se reservan para las mujeres decentes

slipkid223 · 2021-06-30T19:53:46+00:00

Thotism is an international language

Samy541 · 2021-06-30T20:39:57+00:00

You know what, I'm all for paying everything at a date to get a nice night. But boy, if you are going to be obnoxious about it and with crazy high standards, you better be a strong 9.

This chick is a strong neine.

Aldabruzzo · 2021-06-30T20:57:16+00:00

"Who cares what I'm writing? Look at my grande tetas!"

ZZT-OOPsIdiditagain · 2021-07-01T01:49:57+00:00

And to think Reddit banned entire subs for correctly observing that they were being priced out of dating.

Natriumzyanid · 2021-06-30T19:53:25+00:00

Dont worry. I dont click "like" on fat whales

IrishScamPatrol · 2021-06-30T23:18:44+00:00

Fat bitch angles

DankCommander7 · 2021-06-30T22:16:21+00:00

2 words pump and dump. Go on vacay meet some skank. Dont even give her ur real name. I understand if u dont want to be bothered but for me life is short and im too old to care about the consequences. Im not gonna fall in love I just need to stick my dick in a wet hole every now and then. There aint much else to do where Im at. Playing poker and working in the garden can only entertain u for so long.

Machomuk89 · 2021-06-30T22:42:33+00:00

If you don't have the kitchen skills to make a decent meal don't give me a like, I don't like children.

Odd-Reference-32 · 2021-06-30T20:03:31+00:00

So you have chosen cats... and boxed wine.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-07-01T00:33:33+00:00

pass. doctor advised avoiding fats.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-07-01T09:24:23+00:00

Motorboat las tatas grandes!

Alturius · 2021-07-01T14:16:14+00:00

And I don't like jumped-up bitches with entitlement issues.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-06-30T18:07:18+00:00

If you don't have the time to learn some fucking English, don't give me a like. I don't like disfluent girls.

MrNeurotypical · 2021-07-01T02:22:41+00:00

I'd pay for the date just to give her a Dirty Sanchez at the end when she refuses sex.

BunchSuccessful · 2021-07-01T03:07:10+00:00

I agree

chuck-u_farley · 2021-07-02T14:35:18+00:00

Her: I' m not interested in sex

Also her: Look, I have tits!

Title	Translation: if you dont have money to take me to a decent date don't give me a like , i don't like broke guys
Author	krikowiak1777
Upvotes	360
Comments	94
Date	June 30, 2021 5:17 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/ob1vyf/translation_if_you_dont_have_money_to_take_me_to/
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