Stay home dad, higher income, pay the rent, prime caregiver for the kids, etc, etc.

The marriage is in it's final death throws. It's not horrible, but we argue sometimes and she always ends up storming out of the house with the kids to momma's house for a couple of days to a week.

Like, hello, they're more mine than yours. I know they were in her body and all, but taking the kids is like taking both cars. She can't even take care of them. No time, low money. She doesn't even make sure they get their vitamins ffs.

So I get to sit in this big empty house alone like an unwanted ghost, haunting the place. I'm literally haunting this house I can't leave until it's sold and I get to do it until she needs something from me.

Well, I can leave, but with no kids and double rent until it's prepared, cleaned and magically sold. Should I get a roommate or girlfriend or something? Wtf. This is getting old.