Hmmmmmmmm

Kaostheori · 2021-05-02T03:49:41+00:00

If you gotta ask, you know the answer.

PersonalZebra8993 · 2021-05-02T04:54:40+00:00

Since her name isn't censored, I imagine this just some advert for people to follow her.

Oh, and don't go on that username on Reddit....

jchetra83 · 2021-05-02T05:01:13+00:00

Lizzy’s a prick.

myerbot5000 · 2021-05-02T10:55:17+00:00

PS5 is $499. There's no way an evening with her is worth that. I doubt she's a good conversationalist, and I doubt she's five hundred bucks worth of good in bed, so I'm gonna take the console, Chuck.

DeltaRed12 · 2021-05-02T05:06:02+00:00

Gonna have to go with the ps5 dawg

Simres · 2021-05-02T06:15:51+00:00

Oddly specific

hotfwah · 2021-05-02T12:34:08+00:00

Ps5 doesn’t make that STUPID FUCKING DUCK FACE

victorianasshole · 2021-05-02T04:48:13+00:00

What's with hoes comparing themselves to console? Bitch if I had double the money needed for ps5, I would still buy another ps5 instead of taking out your used up pussy.

Manga_reader1 · 2021-05-02T06:48:08+00:00

I would rather have ps5 than aids

UnFocusMyChi · 2021-05-02T05:06:39+00:00

PS5. And I don't even want one. She just seems insufferable. Who is this supposed to appeal to? Even desperate virgins are gonna pick the PS5.

Probabil · 2021-05-02T12:25:33+00:00

Thotposting 101

Honestly i'd choose the oldest nokia with snake as the only game rather than any hoe posting her tits for attention

Melihfik · 2021-05-02T10:31:21+00:00

Ps5 lot more expensive than that hoe

Qwerzq- · 2021-05-02T09:33:36+00:00

I'd rather take a PS2 and a kick in the nuts

digikaipc · 2021-05-02T11:20:36+00:00

I can actually pick the ps5, sell it and buy a new processor for my pc

Nesayas1234 · 2021-05-02T12:38:35+00:00

Do those tits have 4k resolution at 60 fps? Do they have 1 terabyte of storage for Halo? Can I play Street Fighter on them?

No? Thanks, I'll take a PS5, at least I can switch it for an Xbox or gift it to someone

ADifferentPerson2369 · 2021-05-02T14:30:03+00:00

The PS5 obviously. One night is not very worth it. Especially if you value a gaming console more than some girl on the internet.

_pratik475 · 2021-05-02T13:06:08+00:00

Why do these women (not all) do such shit. They say don't objectify women and say stuff like "Me or the PS5" or "Me or the Lamborghini".

Like, fucking stop objectifying yourself first, then get mad at others who do...

Sensitive_Elevator_5 · 2021-05-02T07:13:21+00:00

So basically PS5 or AIDS, wow tough choice there. 🤔

botzongi · 2021-05-02T12:27:34+00:00

if you compared yourself to a console, you just lost.

Delethien · 2021-05-02T12:36:51+00:00

Clearly says one night. If your arranging an anniversary for that one night then you shouldn't really be surprised when she doesn't turn up

KingOfBabTouma · 2021-05-02T12:41:25+00:00

r/suspiciouslyspecific

Istoleapot · 2021-05-02T13:36:49+00:00

Hands down the PS5 looks way better graphically and won't shut down in the middle of being played with

Blaximus90 · 2021-05-02T12:16:25+00:00

Wow, how full of yourself can you be? Shame on the simps who you just know swarmed her with comments and unrequited hard cocks.

pr1ap15m · 2021-05-02T04:23:55+00:00

I know i’m gona catch a lot of shit for this but i prefer xbox. can this deal be for a new xbox? If i have both i won’t get shot done

TomasNavarro · 2021-05-02T06:11:54+00:00

I'd probably go with her. One night with a console, half the time spent on downloading, and a few hours of a game I won't be able to finish?

sublime90 · 2021-05-02T12:04:19+00:00

Well the key word is one night. For literally one night I'd pick her but for the rest of the year ps5

JG136 · 2021-05-02T13:38:15+00:00

Thats not ppd? CORNBALL

2021-05-02T15:22:59+00:00

Well I got the series x but still don’t stick your dick in crazy.

Tomato_Soupe · 2021-05-02T15:39:00+00:00

This is more like r/sadcringe

_theangrybadger_ · 2021-05-02T15:46:43+00:00

Remember men, just cuz she pretty don’t mean she’s faithful

Savixe · 2021-05-02T13:07:46+00:00

The fact you use a glimpse at your tits as convincing argument makes you nothing but an object for entertainment.

And since we´re comparing two objects for entertainment, the PS5 wins.

maxtraxv3 · 2021-05-02T03:55:56+00:00

they do know they still say delived even if your phone is on yor off?

Quix_Nix · 2021-05-02T07:05:41+00:00

Seems specific

Wallstreetgme · 2021-05-02T13:43:17+00:00

Ps5 never gave me chlamydia

DHAN150 · 2021-05-02T03:56:30+00:00

This just seems like some guy bitching over a thot making a clear thot post.

RandyTheGodMarsh · 2021-05-02T10:45:28+00:00

Id smash and dip

chilliconcarnty · 2021-05-02T05:26:10+00:00

Someone is justifying locking themselves in a room with the PS5 rather than getting out there to get some. Doubtful this situation even happened

Malgus1999 · 2021-05-02T13:19:49+00:00

How is this a pussy pass denied?

Leplivo · 2021-05-02T11:02:50+00:00

Neither

Kingsley_Doga · 2021-05-02T11:39:27+00:00

Even if all of the above weren't the case, I'd still choose the Ps5 honestly.

SavageDriller · 2021-05-02T13:34:39+00:00

Ps 5

jzr171 · 2021-05-02T13:45:39+00:00

PS5 any day. People like that are the absolute worst to be around anyway.

PaleontologistNo780 · 2021-05-02T14:06:54+00:00

I'll take the PS5

strifelord · 2021-05-02T14:10:56+00:00

Her ex obviously chose her for the night lol

jontheawesome12 · 2021-05-02T14:17:47+00:00

Bruh cod bo3 zombies is better than sex. Like no offense to my partner but if I’m horny and start playing zombies, imma get soft and focused on getting that wonder weapon. Preferably with them sitting beside me.

Bozadactle · 2021-05-02T14:19:24+00:00

Power on virtual reality porn... *grins

lord_sydd · 2021-05-02T14:19:57+00:00

r/oddlyspecific answer to her tweet

i_am_shattered · 2021-05-02T14:21:42+00:00

r/SuspiciouslySpecific

Hashtag_Nailed_It · 2021-05-02T14:23:12+00:00

r/murderedbywords

Ike_Rando · 2021-05-02T14:25:59+00:00

Save for a couple porn stars, no woman is worth one night over an entirely functional PS5.

bm_alot · 2021-05-02T14:34:04+00:00

Still would smash

GunnzzNRoses · 2021-05-02T14:37:52+00:00

No shade but that's what you get what you cuff a hoodrat. Learn from it, go for the ladies with character.

disasterman0927 · 2021-05-02T15:00:43+00:00

PS5. Gotta beat that first boss in Returnal.

_Loup_Garou_ · 2021-05-02T15:01:31+00:00

Doesn’t really sound like pussypass is being denied here. At all.

Rev_Irreverent · 2021-05-02T15:05:47+00:00

I am an xbot and i'd rather have a ps5.

Pale-Fig5100 · 2021-05-02T15:31:21+00:00

One night of happiness or 10 years of happiness?

LuckyStMarks · 2021-05-02T15:48:37+00:00

uberrogo · 2021-05-02T15:54:37+00:00

One night with her, I own my own ps5 and can play whenever I want.

EddieGrant · 2021-05-02T16:02:33+00:00

I'll take the one night.

akashneo · 2021-05-02T16:08:59+00:00

Is she giving the ps5 if he tells her no.

latearrival42 · 2021-05-02T16:13:35+00:00

....I'll take the ps5 I guess..

Wizard_Jesus · 2021-05-02T16:22:11+00:00

Nice titties tho

AnOpinionatedGamer · 2021-05-02T07:47:51+00:00

I'd go for her, PS exclusives don't interest me

_BigSur_ · 2021-05-02T14:10:41+00:00

Top Golf is a blast tho...

HeavyObject420 · 2021-05-02T09:19:56+00:00

Its always nice to see some justice served

Browncoat1980 · 2021-05-02T11:22:40+00:00

Hello, Police? I just witnessed a murder...

Hereisthestupidprick · 2021-05-02T13:40:06+00:00

I'd pick a night with her since that's all the time I need to harvest organs and sell to the highest bidder

neck-pillow · 2021-05-02T14:14:04+00:00

Her body is a 10 but her face screams "one night stand"

Strypes4686 · 2021-05-02T15:35:50+00:00

The PS5 is hard to get...... and the fact that she went out with her ex lie that makes her easy.

Nothing worth having comes easy. PS5.

Title	Hmmmmmmmm
Author	hsm4ever10
Upvotes	4514
Comments	136
Date	May 2, 2021 3:44 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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