Dodging a bullet? More like dodging a missile strike.

loneliness-inc · 2021-08-08T04:36:33+00:00

To address the objection of: tHis mUsT bE fAkE tRolLiNg bEcAuSe mY pReCiOuS wYmYnS cAnT bE tHiS bAd.

Let's pop this annoying zit by quickly reviewing the five stages of grief.

You grew up thinking that wymyns were these magical beings who were sugar and spice and everything nice. If you'd just treat her nicely, she'll love you and desire you forever and ever, amen.

Then you stumble into our lovely forum, where you're presented with multiple examples each day, that completely shatter this worldview. This shakes your entire belief system. Your natural response is to grieve for the death of your childhood fantasy of what wymyns are and aren't. This is a painful process, almost like grieving for a loved one.

Here are the five steps.

Denial - this can't be true! Wymyns can't really be this bad! This must be an exception to the rule!
Anger - okay, maybe it's undeniably true, but it makes me feel bad. I'm hurt and I'm angry, so I'll lash out at you for being a hateful, muh soggy knees stick, bigot.
Bargaining - okay, it is true and anger just wasted my energy and accomplished nothing. Maybe I can find a way to make it work. Maybe I'll start pontificating with elaborate scemes to try and reclaim my childhood fantasy about wymyns. In this process, I'll blame feminism, consumerism, materialism, this race and that group. I'll blame anyone and anything that I think is preventing my perfect bargain from being bought by anyone.
Depression - okay, after denying until it became undeniable. After wasting my time and energy, being angry. After trying to bargain my way back into the fantasy. After realizing that it all failed anyway. I'm just sad and depressed, because I just realized that my childhood dream of wymyns died. Even worse, I realized that it never actually existed at all. This is incredibly depressing. Unfortunately, many men commit suicide in this stage....
Acceptance - after all else fails, I finally realize that women are what they are and aren't what they aren't. I realize that my own life has value outside of women. I learn to choose to not put up with bullshit anymore. I don't get angry, I don't bargain and it doesn't make me sad. I accept women for what they are and choose accordingly on how exactly I will and won't interact with them.

We understand that every man must go through the five stages of grief and that it's an incredibly painful process. We're here to support you with brotherly love through this difficult process. However, we will not allow you to drag down the hole forum into your first 4 stages of the grief cycle. If you aren't ready to be helped, we can't help you.

Having said all that, can this particular profile be fake? Of course! Just assume that everything on the internet is fake. If you want to say that this is fake, you better come up with a good argument or good evidence. Otherwise, just stay quiet.

Cheers!

lurkerhasarisen · 2021-08-08T04:28:51+00:00

She doesn't want a lowlife because she has finally figured out that both of the adults can't be lowlifes, and she already has that position by seniority.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-08-08T05:34:33+00:00

It's usually VERY bad news if a woman doesn't have custody of her children. Considering how gynocentric the courts are, a woman has to fuck up pretty bad to be denied custody. There are some things that can do it tho: criminal activity, child abuse/neglect, addictions, etc.

Basically, a woman being a single mom is one red flag. But a mom denied custody of her children is about 10,000 red flags.

RUN! RUN AWAY!

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-08-08T04:25:51+00:00

Honestly, who among us wants to won'k?

BANTTIMMY · 2021-08-08T04:52:12+00:00

I would love to say it has to be fake but back in my days of participating in the absolute dumpster fire that is modern dating I read a 6 paragraph profile that was entirely composed of a divorcee dumping on her ex and was followed by a list of demands that the next man had to meet because REEEEEEEEEEE the EX. I wish I had saved it, it was so bad I showed it to my buddy for a good laugh.

The really sad part of this one is that the mommy at home already has a provider husband, his name is "Uncle Sam" and you cannot compete with him even if you wanted to.

TheSigilStone · 2021-08-08T05:10:55+00:00

Her interests:

Food, food, and even more Food!!!!!!

NBA_MSG · 2021-08-08T04:52:57+00:00

Wow, hate to imagine that the woman on welfare with no job who goes after her multiple baby daddies for child support would end up with a lowlife

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-08-08T04:59:34+00:00

She has a vagina at least. Guys, get in line. Who knows, one or two among you will be the lucky ones.

^/s

coloradocaniac · 2021-08-08T06:20:35+00:00

Is this my brother's current wife?

jzdelona · 2021-08-08T06:10:13+00:00

I wish this were fake but considering the state of the world today I wouldn't put it past some shitstain to seriously post this..and get matches.

IJustLovetoEatBooty · 2021-08-08T05:20:36+00:00

Its posts like this that make me glad I'm sterile.

MastermindX · 2021-08-08T09:00:25+00:00

>I would like more kids

I wonder why she wants more kids if she already has 4...

>I don't won'k

>I go after my kids dads for child support

Oh. I guess she needs to keep cranking new ones out before the older ones turn 18 and her only source of income is gone.

fuzzy_brb · 2021-08-08T13:40:11+00:00

Women's career options in 2021: onlyfans, child support,nurse, "influencer".

TheBomb999 · 2021-08-08T04:26:56+00:00

The only man she can find that will care for her is Jesus.

coloradocaniac · 2021-08-08T06:22:06+00:00

Anyone wanna go in on owning a farm/ranch together where we all drop out of any possible contact with this kind of shit?

Jesus.

Right_Hand_Of_Kurze · 2021-08-08T08:38:47+00:00

😳

One-Move · 2021-08-08T13:27:00+00:00

Missile strike, orbital bombardment

LifeIsPeachy1993 · 2021-08-08T07:17:51+00:00

What’s this wymyns thing lol?

Joaquino7997 · 2021-08-08T12:10:43+00:00

Single mom who has 4 kids but only has custody of 2? And yet she wants MORE children? Seriously???

Currently on welfare and fighting baby daddies for child support.

Demands that the man have a job and will marry her by the end of the year??

GTFOH with that shit! If she needs benefits, then she needs to get off her ass and go get a job herself!!

P.S.: WTF is "won'k?"

DoctorFauciPHD · 2021-08-08T14:46:20+00:00

I dont want a lowlife either. Bye.

asdf333aza · 2021-08-08T15:31:02+00:00

Ma'am you are the low-life?

You're basically saying you don't want to date yourself.

And we don't want to either.

scorpnet · 2021-08-08T16:19:02+00:00

I feel sorry for the dads :(

Harry_Teak · 2021-08-08T21:53:19+00:00

Is there any flag redder than a woman who can't manage to keep custody of her offspring? I mean we live in a world in which a woman could damn near shoot heroin in court and get child custody in a divorce.

The only redder flag I can imagine is when the woman is willing to admit this up front, which is exactly what we have here in Exhibit A.

NoNameAvailableSee · 2021-08-08T09:41:10+00:00

Says she doesn’t want to work. At least she’s honest.

Plazmatron44 · 2021-08-08T23:45:08+00:00

Dodged the Tsar Bomba.

shivshenko · 2021-08-09T00:18:12+00:00

One of the users commented this: "I going to save this for the next time I need to kill a boner fast"

ahahahahaahahahahah

DashinDasherFoo · 2021-08-09T17:42:49+00:00

Honestly she’s better off just saying anyone want some pussy in exchange for you paying all my bills and being financially tied to me for life even if you leave

Scourmont · 2021-08-10T15:57:41+00:00

"Nuke this thing from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"

Southerndude62 · 2021-08-14T22:59:38+00:00

"I go after my kids dads for child support".

Also: "I would like more kids": make more kids with me.

Most women are emotional babies with zero brains, we get that, but this hoe has a head empty enough to fill the M31 galaxy in it.

Her lack of brains is insulting to the human race!

Stalinov · 2021-08-20T01:56:19+00:00

She doesn't work. Why is she worried if her time is being "wasted"? Her time worths nothing.

Title	Dodging a bullet? More like dodging a missile strike.
Author	ScaredOfDoors
Upvotes	414
Comments	78
Date	August 8, 2021 4:15 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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