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[x-post Tinder] "What are the chances of you ordering me pizza?"

surfANDmusic

December 18, 2016
1567 upvotes
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Title [x-post Tinder] "What are the chances of you ordering me pizza?"
Author

surfANDmusic

Upvotes 1567
Comments 80
Date December 18, 2016 6:44 AM UTC
(9 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/5iz24o/xpost_tinder_what_are_the_chances_of_you_ordering/
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/x-post-tinder-what-are-the-chances-of-you-ordering.935594
https://theredarchive.com/post/935594
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Russian young blood going to town with his female classmate

121 upvotes
March 10, 2017
/r/PussyPassDenied

It's important to remember that we don't promote violence against women, but rather the justice of retaliation to those who have been wronged. Here's a gif of a chick beating the shit out of a guy after thinking he could get away with slapping her.

17 upvotes
March 14, 2017
/r/PussyPassDenied

Comments

[–]reddittrover 189 points190 points191 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

No follow up? This is a standard tinder date in the making.

[–]DurgsRbaad 46 points47 points48 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

"So what toppings do you want on it?"

[–]Moth92 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"Extra sausage and meatballs. Oh and onions"

[–]e4tshit 264 points265 points266 points 9 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link

Had a tinder date a few weeks ago, we got done screwing and she said she had a friend that owed her money but he's ducking her calls but she needs the cash because she has another date later that night. She then proceeds to ask me to loan her 60$ for her date. I so no, she then ask me if I'll buy her cigarettes because she's out. I say no. Never called her again.

[–]Xvx234 251 points252 points253 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

Get checked

[–]FatalisT88 35 points36 points37 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

[–]AyyyyLeMeow 15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

CAUSE SHOTGUN BULLETS ARE BAD FO YO HEALTH!

[–]deepz6 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

pellets

[–]CynixCS 17 points18 points19 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

a few weeks ago

For HIV postexposition-prophylaxives, that's WAY too late. They're recommended to be used as fast as possible, the time frame we're talking about is 24 hours or so.

[–]TreChomes 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

He's probably dead by now.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–]CynixCS 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

I have no clue what the English equivalent is. I'm German, my Londoning is limited. X.x

Anyways, usually you treat an HIV-infection with HAART - a mix of reverse transcriptase-inhibitors, integrase inhibitors, protease inhibitors and different booster substances.

Some of those substances try to stop the virus from transcribing its RNA back into DNA (hence why reverse transcriptase), others suppress the enzyme putting that viral DNA into the human DNA (hence why integrase), the last group tries to intervene if the other two substances didn't work and the virus is now forcing the cell to produce viral proteins by fucking up that process.

If you've just come into contact with HIV, you're being given a PEP therapy, IIRC that's mostly integrase inhibitors (so the limited amount of HIV you have in your blood can't actually put their genes into their target, the t helper cells) - that's also why your chances at being successful go to shit the longer you wait: once they've successfully infected those cells (the chances increase the longer you wait), you're not going to get rid of that virus ever.

[–]Kylde_ 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

What's this about?

[–]Ulkreghz 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Post-infection medical action.

i.e. if you contract HIV you've about 24 hours in which it hopefully remove it from your system before you're fucked.

[–]YourShittyGrammar 35 points36 points37 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Prostitute

[–]TheVagWhisperer 24 points25 points26 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

That 60 dollars was not for a date, it was for drugs.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Why would that woman need money for a date anyway

[–]imapeacockdangit 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She had a date with a lady.....Lady Heroin.

[–]TheVagWhisperer 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Well exactly. If she is jumping from dude to dude she isn't attracting quality guys. They'd pay for everything

[–]Tonydanzafan69 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"So I had a match on tinder a few weeks ago and the girl never responded to my text so I concocted a fantasy in my head about how it would've turned out and we totally boned then I rejected her lol" FTFY

[–]ThegreatPee 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Cigarettes are always Anal.

[–]canine_canestas 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Kiss my asstray.

[–]MelkorHimself 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Someone is a Leykis 101 student.

[–]braintiac 30 points31 points32 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link

And if she obliges?

[–][deleted] 114 points115 points116 points 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

Pizza for sex is a pretty good deal for a guy.

[–]electricalnoise 47 points48 points49 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Ehh. I can jerk off for free.

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points83 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Yes but can you get your dick sucked while eating pizza?

[–][deleted] 147 points148 points149 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

I'll see what my dog's up to

[–]FuncuzCapt-Save-A-Ho 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

How can you say that and not expect me to masturbate ?

[–]Marvin2699 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Apollo?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

I don't know man, after an orgasm I always feel guilty. After eating a Pizza I always feel happy.

[–]reddittrover 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I've found that only happens when you orgasm from masturbation. (Or an ugly chick I guess.)

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

How common is this? Does this actually happen in real life?

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points101 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

Yes my son, unfortunately. Don't let /r/twoxchromosomes fool you, an astounding amount of women are shameless whores.

[–]Koala-person 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

I hate hate that sub from my heart.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link

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[–]Major_Motoko 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

People want to feel entitled to be reckless and use booze/high/emotional as a scapegoat.

It's weak and wrong.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I personally don't think an encounter should be considered rape just because alcohol was involved. Drunk drivers are responsible for their actions; why are drunk fuckers not?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Drunk drivers are responsible for their actions; why are drunk fuckers not?

Great question. Well put.

But of course we all know half of drunk fuckers are. The half with penises. I don't even understand the mental gymnastics required to think like that.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yep. It's a law unfairly slanted against men. Further, in many places women cannot even be charged for fabricating a rape accusation, because we "can't scare people away from coming forward."

[–]aknutty 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Every day all over the world for thousands of years

[–]RationalistFaith1 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

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[–]nebuNSFW 136 points137 points138 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

I don't mind ordering.

Hope she has cash when the delivery man knocks on her door.

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points85 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, we saw that post too

[–]RadioactiveTentaclesCunt - 1 Word 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Do you know what an allusion is?

[–]Kylde_ 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

What magicians do?

[–]RadioactiveTentaclesCunt - 1 Word 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

No. It's a rhetoric device. It's when you refer to something well known to make a point.

[–]njm_nick 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic

[–]RadioactiveTentaclesCunt - 1 Word 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That is exactly the point.

[–]KingMjolnir 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

So fucking smart!

[–]Malkron 93 points94 points95 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

And completely original!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

TRULY GROUNDBREAKING STUFF

[–]OctaviousBlack 73 points74 points75 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

Another guy on r/Tinder tricked a woman into paying for her own cookies.

[–]FierceDeity_ 35 points36 points37 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

I was expecting her to flip when she found out it's not paid, that wasn't so bad

[–]Anonsubordinate 29 points30 points31 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

It continues.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You guys, this is serious. ONE OF THEM CRIED.

[–]FierceDeity_ 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

r/thathappened

[–]Velfess 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Is 1.5$ price of one cookie? :/ That's expensive... 110 grams (10 pcs) of Oreos cost 1.1€ :/

[–]send_me_scout_butts 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm pretty sure it's bigger cookies

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Girls actually do this crap?? Cmon guys stop being such pushovers man

[–]TwistmetalI fuck white knights 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Desperate people do desperate things.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

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[–]bannable01 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

CUNTALITY!

haha

[+]100McChickens -46 points-45 points-44 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Cringetality

[–]KneeHighBeeHives 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Do you mean cringe at his comment? If so, I totally agree haha. You have been downvoted to oblivion for being absolutely right

[–]100McChickens 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Yeah, i managed like -500 on a comment so i want -1k next

[–]KneeHighBeeHives 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't let it get to ya hahah

[–]RadioactiveTentaclesCunt - 1 Word 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Well, at least she took it well, haha.

[–]LordOfCinderGwyn 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"Counter-proposal I go home and jerk off"

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points47 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

I saw a thread on /r/Tinder where she asks for cookies and the guy really orders them for pickup and selects the option "Pay with Cash".

[–]Confirmation_Biased 53 points54 points55 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It's the top thread here

[–]Onthegokindadude 50 points51 points52 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Yesterday I was on Reddit too

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

7 billion unique access yesterday alone.

[–]jaydub1001 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That number seems a bit high.

[–]bryanrobh 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I mean this is the exact same thing as a guy opening the conversation with hey how are you want to suck my cock? What did this cunt think was going to happen

[–]grnrngr 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I mean this is the exact same thing as a guy opening the conversation with hey how are you want to suck my cock?

Not really. The guy is offering a sex act, which is something that can be accepted, mutually enjoyed, or denied;. The woman in this situation is asking for something, with the unspoken, implied promise it might lead to a reciprocal act.

It's totally different.

[–]bryanrobh 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Incorrect. She opened by asking for something she wants. in my scenario it is the same. he would be opening asking for something he wants.

[+][deleted] 9 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–]highenergysanders 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

And your is minus 12 lol

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