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[–]TheSnoz 90 points91 points92 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Men are like busses... They carry society.
[–]coofster55 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
o shit,,
[–]manint71[S] 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
waddup
[–]dat_boi_osw 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Noice
[–]matthew_lane 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Men are like busses...Under appreciated & vital for the continuation of an orderly society.
[–]morerokk 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When casually sexist metaphors backfire
[–]scyth3s 29 points30 points31 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why do all women generalize all men?
[–]feedmecarrots 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Two points!
[–]kutuup1989 16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
TIL I have 11 girlfriends I didn't know about. How did I miss that??
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Isn't it obvious?
You raped 11 chicks since you were born.
DUH!
/s
[–]baskandpurr 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Yes dear, you have to share a man with 10 other women. There aren't enough men to go around. That's not a choice you make at all.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I heard a nice quote some day which goes a bit like this.
"Women don't want men, they want princes"
Which IMO, considering ALL my relatives are female, is almost true.
[–]kaamraan 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Sorry you aren't good enough for your cousins /s
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Har har! ;P
I mean the people they want...Its insane.
[–]samsc2 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Let me guess. Tall, tan, beautiful, has lots of money, and will pamper them forever and not ever request a paternity test?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
You forgot thin and muscular.
[–]samsc2 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
how'd I forget that one. Gotta be big, thin at the same time with just enough bulk to be slightly scary if they hit them because girls are fucking weird.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Haha!
Yeah, a bit weird.
Nothing against the chicks in my family though.
My ideal woman is an impossibility too.
[–]samsc2 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
mine too. I'm going for that pretty, not horribly overweight if any at all, friendly, sweet/nice, won't fuck my head up, won't cheat on me, won't use me to cheat on someone they are with, and smells nice. So pretty much impossible to find
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
9_9
know any with cat/wolf ears, fur, and is 12 feet tall? ;D
[–]feedmecarrots 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thsi only happens because men are not a protected class. It was never funny, ladies.
[–]double-happiness 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men's issues are much like the bus service here in rural Scotland... badly neglected and underfunded
[–]andejoh 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd say it's because men have to carry women and sometimes other men and they only receive a pittance in return. I'd say it's because without men, women wouldn't get anywhere.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Am I the only one who doesn't think this is an issue? Casually prodding fun at our differences isn't sexism. Feminists kick off about this kind of stuff constantly and we (rightfully) laugh at them for being upset over trivial non-issues. This sub is descending into a male parallel of /r/feminism.
[–]boilingpoint84 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's funny I actually read that on a woman's dating profile! "Men are like buses... if it doesn't work out with one there are always plenty more on the way."
[–]samsc2 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish some of those girls who are having to share guys with a bunch of other girls...would move down here so all the lazy mean fat girls would have to improve themselves a bit to be a viable date again. So sick of the bloated princess horse girl with multiple kids but yet loves god and the Bible.
[–]RadicalShift14 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bridget Jones prefers the train
[–]robochicken11 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men are like buses, nobody cares about them anymore?
[–]revenjack 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always on time.
[–]Diablos_lawyer 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can always get on the next one.
[–]CaptainRandus 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women are like busses...... You probably have a lot of money if you don't need one.... (tee hee) (Okay, GO!)
just kidding. This is stupid. Yeah, we can all joke around, but we should be picking our battles.
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