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Nishuu-j217 · 2021-08-16T04:33:01+00:00

Next up: thinking about a woman is sexual assault cuz it's objectification

Particular-Nail-5133 · 2021-08-16T02:34:04+00:00

Insert BRUH sound effect

VeteranOfDepression · 2021-08-16T01:20:54+00:00

"it even affects the victim even though she may be unaware." how? this whole definition is a joke

back_againx13 · 2021-08-16T03:02:25+00:00

Look, I'm a female, and I think that putting this on par with rape is super insulting. The only way this would even rise to the level of harassment is if the masturbator told someone that he was thinking about them while jerking off. I've rubbed one out thinking of tons of people, and I'm confident that it has caused exactly NO suffering for anyone involved. Bullshit like this only undermines legitimate complaints of sexism by both men and women.

modsarebrainstems · 2021-08-16T05:36:03+00:00

Okay, c'mon now. Somebody needs to get their kid away from the internet. There's no way that any serious, educated person could possibly believe in any of this shit.

What bothers me is that we've allowed the most obnoxious, least responsible segment of society to dictate what's right and wrong. These are people with the minds of middle school children at best. Why can't we take it back and instill some common sense?

tharkyllinus · 2021-08-16T02:32:17+00:00

To these people rape only ever happens to women.

TheLoneGoon · 2021-08-16T07:39:41+00:00

They take away our right to fantasize now? Cant have shit in detroit

Swole-Dedede · 2021-08-16T01:58:52+00:00

notice how they only talk about a man doing it as well.

stunspot · 2021-08-16T07:07:33+00:00

Some people are so utterly terrified by masculine sexuality that they'll actually believe this blethers.

Keko-Loli · 2021-08-16T07:29:23+00:00

I'm sorry what... How.

Is there a contest for the dumbest idea ever I haven't heard of.

carminekat · 2021-08-16T05:44:42+00:00

I'm convinced that some women have this strange envy complex where they think that women who experience sexual harassment or assault are more desirable than them, so they try to stretch the definition to include them so they feel desired too.

proto_shane · 2021-08-16T06:34:12+00:00

Now imagine if the roles were switched.

Ye this is bullshit

RewRose · 2021-08-16T08:45:22+00:00

Why tf do these people use men/women when talking about things that happen to everyone

manicraccoon · 2021-08-16T04:56:57+00:00

Great job trivializing rape. I'm sure people who were actually raped or sexually assaulted must be comforted by knowing this. Great job indeed.

EgalitarianFacts · 2021-08-16T05:22:47+00:00

Sanctified copulating feces...this is some batshit crazy man-hater shit right here.

-redditardation- · 2021-08-16T06:17:35+00:00

Anyone got a link to this that isn't urban dictionary.

Salon literally posted Stalin and Kim were right-wingers so link their article instead of urban dictionary.

EacoHD · 2021-08-16T06:52:28+00:00

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sausage4mash · 2021-08-16T07:58:54+00:00

It would be a hard thing to police lols, to a grown man this shit is laughable but to a young lad going through puberty, I'd think it might give the more sensitive a complex

CurrentlyEatingABaby · 2021-08-16T08:01:42+00:00

thats like saying “I DREAMED YOU FUCKED MY DAD”

NeilIsLife · 2021-08-16T08:19:01+00:00

If someone beat their meat to me if be flattered

rainbow_bro_bot · 2021-08-16T11:53:48+00:00

Urban dictionary has been taken over by feminists. There's a post on the hate sub femaledatingstrategy where they all agreed to go over to UD and post and upvote feminist definitions like this one.

Also kindof sounds like a more modern way of shaming guys who masturbate. Parents and teachers etc used to tell boys they "would go blind and get hairy palms if they masturbated". Now everyone knows that isn't true and doesn't work anymore, so now we have things like this.

joker38 · 2021-08-16T07:52:58+00:00

That's some Voodoo stuff!

Reddit_Sux_Hardcore · 2021-08-16T10:10:14+00:00

Apparently I've raped a shitload of women, then.

shaneisno · 2021-08-16T13:28:50+00:00

This shit has to be a joke

sgt_oddball_17 · 2021-08-16T20:46:37+00:00

The sign of good Satire is when no one can tell if it is actually is Satire.

Hey_itsmeguys · 2021-08-16T09:21:22+00:00

This sounds suspiciously similar to that grievance studies hoax paper:

Rubbing One Out: Defining Metasexual Violence of Objectification Through Nonconsensual Masturbation

Here's an article for more information.

esmeses · 2021-08-16T10:19:40+00:00

This made me laugh in pain

leachlurker · 2021-08-16T10:23:15+00:00

If r/mensrights heard about this

thatspositive · 2021-08-16T10:30:15+00:00

Does urban dictionary really count

DulkaNeon · 2021-08-16T11:00:09+00:00

I guess it is time to reject my humanity. It was a nice journey guys

ThreadWLKR · 2021-08-16T12:17:07+00:00

So I guess all men are rapists now, just like they have been preaching for years!

They were right all along!

masonattack · 2021-08-16T14:14:27+00:00

This is obvious satire though

Manydoors_edboy · 2021-08-16T14:27:47+00:00

Oh shit I actually used to do that, I would always think about girl on girl stuff.

General-Ad9818 · 2021-08-16T14:48:27+00:00

Just when I thought that urban dictionary couldn’t get any dumber 🤦‍♀️, this literally makes a mockery of men and women who were actually raped or sexually assaulted.

Sunset_Paradise · 2021-08-16T17:19:26+00:00

I'd honestly just be flattered. I've only had one friend admit to it, but it just helped my self esteem. It would've been weird if he told me in a creepy way, but we were already discussing the subject and it came up naturally.

Why do I feel like the same women think it's okay to think about guys they know...

Made-of-magic- · 2021-08-16T17:56:52+00:00

I touch myself thinking about cute guys. I guess I'm a rapist 🙄.

LURK83 · 2021-08-16T22:34:10+00:00

Sounds like a plot for Minority Report 2 (or a reboot)

Sir_Tactical · 2021-08-21T04:08:18+00:00

I definitely have at least 69420 yrs in prison rn

Title	Title text
Author	Bidhiprakash
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Date	August 16, 2021 12:37 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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