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[–]janetheautomatonFDS Disciple209 points210 points211 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I used to be that girl who would bring a man soup when he was sick. I'd drive miles out of my way to buy a book because I thought maybe Hemingway and his masculine (barf) prose might appeal to the illiterate mf I was seeing. I would like a man SO MUCH and do SO MUCH for him because my heart was tearing itself to pieces with how much I liked him.
No more.
[–]olivelemon88FDS Newbie80 points81 points82 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Every time I hear I Hemingway reference I think of Kat from 10 Things I Hate About You saying, “Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.” A gEnIuS 🤪
[–]babyquesoFDS Newbie67 points68 points69 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh I feel this. I’ve done so many nice things for so many people who couldn’t have cared less or would never do the same for me. It’s so disheartening and makes you never want to go out of your way for anyone again. Chin up though, someday you’ll find someone who deserves you and will reciprocate without question! HVM are out there, somewhere.
[–]softensonicFDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Save these gestures for the women in your life who will actually appreciate it.
[–]MuchSeat312 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Omg barf I’ve got a HORRIBLE one too. Like 6 or 7 years ago. I was 19 maybe? I was so deep into “loving” this man I bought him an electric guitar. I wasn’t making much money. I was so excited to give it to him. He was some tattoo artist and broke lmao. I gave it to him and he was like “oh nice... cool..” and that was that. He ended up getting me pregnant and was cheating on me the whole time. Phew what a ride that was. I am so glad I don’t live like that anymore. “Emotionally draining” doesn’t even cover it.
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[–]janetheautomatonFDS Disciple7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I was such a pickme, even back then I knew intellectually that Hemingway was a misogynistic asshole but I still spent GOOD MONEY on that stupid book because I thought Short, direct sentences, even he can read this!
In retrospect, it's kind of hilarious that I immediately thought of Hemingway to appeal to an illiterate man child.
[–]44756771800FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
if a guy says "I don't read" thats just a no from me. reading was 90% of my childhood, the fact that he didnt think reading was important until 22 is his problem
[–]SashamorningmidnightFDS Newbie182 points183 points184 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Haha, also feet size. I have big feet and long toes, used to think it was such a compliment when men said i had lovely slim hands and feet. Now i think yeah i do because they match the rest of my body you idiot!
Fuck i dont know if I will ever date again. Another Ferro Rocher in my mouth, hmm im good with such a fate.
[–]KimpracticalFDS Disciple106 points107 points108 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My last relationship was so bad that I think I will be okay if I never date again. If the right man comes along... sure why not. But other than that I have absolutely no desire to interact with men (outside of my family) in any capacity. I interact with the men I work with but only because I have to, other than that they can all get bent lol
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[–]SashamorningmidnightFDS Newbie42 points43 points44 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
A tough day with my fuckwit man-a-ger so taking a while to wind down. I brought myself a lot of Ferro Rocher for my birthday and decided to open one of the boxes tonight.
Waving back to you, lovely to know a fellow queen is in the timezone as me. Im going to try and sleep now, night night.
[–]ethnicallyabiguousFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Do you ever eat the variety box with the Raffelo and dark chocolate Ferrero Rocher? 😋 why would anyone want a man?
[–]LeeBees1105FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is literally my life lol
[–]eluriaeveFDS Newbie107 points108 points109 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Omg they truly don’t, though. 😅
Really puts the ridiculous “romantic” things I used to do with these “men” into perspective.
[–]gone-ariaFDS Newbie44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😳 I think I just died. This is too much LOL
[–]justwondering551FDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought this was so cute and special when my last bf did this like we were in a movie and now I look back at it and think justfuckboithings™ 🙃
[–]Wildestrose1988Pickmeisha™️76 points77 points78 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
They're trying to see what their dick will look like in your hand. Not kidding
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This made me nauseous...
[–][deleted] 34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m so glad this is just a thing women and men do and not just a bunch of men calling me small lol 😂
[–]ChonkyCatzPlzFDS Newbie28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I have very long fingers and one of my exes has really small hands. He never wanted to compare hand sizes because he was insecure 😬
[–]ReignOnYou950 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is there a correlation between finger length and dick size??
[–]ChonkyCatzPlzFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His dick was fairly big so I don't think so but it's purely anecdotal
[–]HeftyProfessional90210 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also trading glasses. “Look, our prescriptions are almost the same!”
[–]SewudFDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I miss going to the grocery store, cooking a meal and snuggling with a guy who would bully me into flying to his country any time he wanted sex without caring that it was costing me and destroying my career.
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