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[–]eveninghopeFDS Apprentice113 points114 points115 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
"This girl I'm seeing DoSeN't EvEn LiKe receiving oral."
[–]mercybenelliFDS Newbie85 points86 points87 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
When I hear that, I’m like “oh, it’s because you’re bad at it, huh?” Edit: a word
[–]trumpslefttitFDS Newbie41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Because he is licking somewhere in general direction of a thigh. You would’ve thought that they would be better at sex if they’re so obsessed with it.
[–]CSardothien_1FDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Okay, wtf is actually up with this?! How did they completely miss the mark and go for the inner thigh/groin area?
[–]ThisAintMyOnlyUNFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oooo I’m anxiously awaiting the answer to this one. While we’re at it - who told men to spell out the abc’s instead of, idk, actually asking a woman what she likes?
No, Harold, I will not cum simply because you repetitively traced your abc123s around the general vicinity of my clitoris.
[–][deleted] 91 points92 points93 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My only response would be “Thank God!”
[–]superfunpantsFDS Newbie70 points71 points72 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah yes, the American male.
[–]SilkyPurpleFlowersThrowaway Account47 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL who made them the prize?
[–][deleted] 44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And pay for herself !!!
[–]CountingDownTheDays5FDS Apprentice29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But he will look just like this. I cannot
[–]jayohday24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Aw fuck, it’s my ex again! 🤣 he was legit one time like “you didn’t tell me you had STRAIGHT male friends” and I was like “yeah I went to school with Nathan and Aust-“ and he’s like “THEY HAVE NAMES?!! OH” and I was like oh my god, why didn’t you tell me you are a child? Lmao
[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Now he knows you’ll be running his bullshit stories, excuses and shitty behaviors past these straight male friends of yours and when they tell you he’s a POS, his game is over. Darn it! 😢
[–]jayohday6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And they so did! All the time we were together they were like “Janelle. Please. JANELLE. PLEASE!!!!! LEAVE!”
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What. The. Fuck. ???
[–]Proud-PurposeFDS Apprentice[🍰] 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It really is over for women!
[–]sunset74420FDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"And in exchange for all that, I'll convert oxygen to carbon dioxide". GTFOH.
Lol 🤭😖🤣
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao that’s how these scortes look when you (sadly) give head while when they give head you look like a flippin goddess
[–]chateauduchatFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men be walking around making demands like Bubble Bass thinking they deserve a girl like Pearl
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmaoooo
[–]BorderszFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the same character where he hid pickles under his slimy ass tongue and the pickme's will gladly line up to pick it off of his tongue to eat it.
[–]Mimory1253 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why do so many people preach being a woman as a "boon" lol no, nowadays being a woman is a curse!
[–]justsignmeupnow0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always was
[–]GlitteringAdvice2020FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every man on Reddit and Twitter. Both in attitude and probably looks. 🤭
[–]msssstFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg did my ex write this?! 🤮
[–]JunePL0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are completely delusional about the NOTHING they have to offer.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣 this is how they are
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[–]eveninghopeFDS Apprentice113 points114 points115 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]mercybenelliFDS Newbie85 points86 points87 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]trumpslefttitFDS Newbie41 points42 points43 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]CSardothien_1FDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ThisAintMyOnlyUNFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 91 points92 points93 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]superfunpantsFDS Newbie70 points71 points72 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SilkyPurpleFlowersThrowaway Account47 points48 points49 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 44 points45 points46 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CountingDownTheDays5FDS Apprentice29 points30 points31 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]jayohday24 points25 points26 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]jayohday6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Proud-PurposeFDS Apprentice[🍰] 17 points18 points19 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]sunset74420FDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]chateauduchatFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]BorderszFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Mimory1253 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]justsignmeupnow0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]GlitteringAdvice2020FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]msssstFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]JunePL0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link