Every time you think about downplaying your accomplishments.... DON'T

jaimange · 2019-10-24T22:01:13+00:00

I think the part that got me was “but wants kids” LOL

2019-10-24T20:54:07+00:00

The way I just cackled, ma'am.

ponchoacademy · 2019-10-25T00:51:56+00:00

Not to be that person... But. I've seen some dating profiles where the guy says he's 45 (looks like 55) very overweight, thinning hair, pics are selfies that are close up from below looking mean, with one topless shot showing off his huge belly and cartoon boxers...(wish I were exaggerating... Saw this one yesterday)

He's not looking for anything serious, just some hot NSA fun. And really, I'm not superficial at all, but I can't help but wonder who is looking at that and thinking, ohhhh yes now that's a snack...

Either there are women swiping him and he's getting his, or...more likely, no one is responding and he's complaining women ain't shit and all the profiles are fake cause no one ever writes him.

JuddHerpatow · 2019-10-24T22:14:17+00:00

Men want kids but they don't want to take care of kids.

Garbageaccount21045 · 2019-10-24T20:11:54+00:00

I SCREAMED 🤣🤣

lol_throwaway303 · 2019-10-25T05:25:01+00:00

This is why I love Bumble, can filter these guys out just by the first page of their profile

_HEDONISM_BOT · 2019-10-25T17:58:45+00:00

r/Men_of_the_Wall

Yep. A LOT of moids are complete and utter douche bags before that ceiling goes missing, and they think they're going to get away unscathed. Boy take that chrome dome down the street and get a fresh buff, wax ,and rinse. FOH with that bullshit.

Lakersrock111 · 2019-10-25T00:16:20+00:00

And this is the 5000th reason to be CF, winnifred please tell the good people of reddit this! Share this for new generations to come since we CF don’t have a choice anyway in others decisions. And when the messiah comes, he too will rejoice in the CF!

2019-10-24T23:59:44+00:00

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spicy_dissent · 2019-10-24T22:39:03+00:00

This is how I live my life. Would he care if he didn't call you back? Would he care if he didn't meet every single requirement on a job announcement? hell nah. He has disc golf to scoot to.

darling89 · 2019-10-24T21:33:52+00:00

LOL!

Scr3amrElla · 2019-10-24T21:37:16+00:00

Too funny 😂😂

Loiacono3137 · 2019-10-24T22:23:23+00:00

Lmfaoo

MarriedTo6Figures · 2019-10-24T21:07:34+00:00

Damn right!!

2019-10-26T05:28:24+00:00

Lmao

Fireball2010 · 2019-10-24T22:53:15+00:00

Omg this made me actually LOL! 🤣

epicpotpvpgamer · 2019-10-24T23:48:09+00:00

dope

sweatydeath · 2019-10-25T03:26:38+00:00

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Title	Every time you think about downplaying your accomplishments.... DON'T
Author	sweatydeath
Upvotes	420
Comments	43
Date	October 24, 2019 8:10 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/dmlzcs/every_time_you_think_about_downplaying_your/
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