Just stumbled on this sub.. Oh Lord!

gitepor · 2020-05-01T17:22:54+00:00

Aww Ian banned me for 69 days from his sub! I guess that's the closest he's ever gotten to 69ing a real female! 🤣

timeknife · 2020-05-01T17:09:48+00:00

I am hoping/praying this is a satire sub because he signs off his posts with

Kind regards

lonelybones1 · 2020-05-01T16:51:14+00:00

Wtaf. And he watches 50 Shades of Grey with his daughter....

Ink3dmama · 2020-05-01T17:43:07+00:00

Seems like satire.

whatisalifenotlived · 2020-05-01T17:05:14+00:00

I am beyond disgusted.

Davina33 · 2020-05-01T20:34:10+00:00

Well, that was err......interesting! This guy has a wild imagination.

siberiansummer · 2020-05-01T18:12:04+00:00

The man is supposed to be in his 70s. Lmao!! This is his post:

" As mentioned before, it's the on again offf again Spanish teacher of my grandson. To any new members, I'll give you the rundown of my recently rubdown.

She's a solid 6.5/10, kind loving teacher. Really fiery. Recently hooked up with ex wife (divorced in 95) few years after second wife died. I had to call that off though. I wanted the teacher more.

She's a bit more tech savvy than me. Talking to a girl, I'm an experienced veteran. Making love to a girl, I can last as long as I want both sexually and physically. Unfortunately, my "texting game" leaves a lot to be desired. I made a post a while ago about one of my granddaughter's friends (20F) texting me being all flirty. I kept asking to call her because that's more in my comfort zone. It fell through and now she's fucking some real young guy who's in his 40s. I guess having the money AND time when you're retired isn't what the young girls want.

But this 32 year old is magic. She fucks like an 18 year old, has the cooking skills of an 80 year old and never texts me. Always calls.

Ian"

Granpa has game!! Oh my god, this is so funny, I'm like dying over here!!! Imma subscribe to him

Snowlamp · 2020-05-01T19:10:41+00:00

Someone is trying to give Tim Westwood a run for his money I see!

pqrsthrowawayyyyy · 2020-05-02T02:39:56+00:00

This has to be a joke. My sanity begs it!

the_marsipan · 2020-05-02T07:58:37+00:00

I checked this out and there's some weird hating of outie bellybuttons going on over there, consider me offended

Novemberinthechair · 2020-05-02T12:12:46+00:00

I call bullshit!

Though, this is obviously the product of a Male imagination.

Title	Just stumbled on this sub.. Oh Lord!
Author	thatsmyname12
Upvotes	36
Comments	18
Date	May 1, 2020 4:29 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/gblb68/just_stumbled_on_this_sub_oh_lord/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/just-stumbled-on-this-sub-oh-lord.677166 https://theredarchive.com/post/677166

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