LVM asks for advice on suing his GF

SaltCupcake · 2019-12-31T15:55:24+00:00

I’m going to sue you then keep dating you! The delusion is REAL. I hope he does sue her so she can see his true colors.

extraacct1234 · 2019-12-31T16:14:10+00:00

how do you place a stool irresponsibly?? it sounds like it was on the ground and visible. He was negligent in walking without looking at where he was going. Good luck with that case bro.

what an idiot. he is prob only dating her because her family has money too.

ItsFreezen · 2019-12-31T17:04:29+00:00

I hope his lawyer laughs at him.

riseaboveagain · 2019-12-31T16:22:19+00:00

Medical expenses and EMOTIONAL DISTRESS???

How gentlemanly of her to want to break it to her kindly so he can keep boinking her.

What an utter waste of skin

blackopium777 · 2019-12-31T17:10:49+00:00

I'm sorry to say this, but: Only in America. If someone would even think about shit like this in my country, everyone would lose it laughing.

KitKat1705 · 2019-12-31T17:16:34+00:00

I swear 2019 men are an acid trip.

greensciencegeek · 2019-12-31T17:28:58+00:00

Emotional Distress?? But men are logical, women are emotional! /S

120492ksj · 2019-12-31T16:33:13+00:00

Wtf is this 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

Wifimuffins · 2019-12-31T17:22:19+00:00

What fucking medical expenses! They can't even DO anything for a broken toe, unless this idiot shattered half of his foot because he doesn't know how to watch where he's stumbling around

minkeyaye · 2019-12-31T17:29:35+00:00

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kasurimethi · 2019-12-31T17:41:00+00:00

How about she sues him for being a clumsy oaf and wasting her time?

hilariouslystated · 2019-12-31T17:04:57+00:00

He's gonna sue her then still expect sex after.

mantaraymagic · 2019-12-31T17:46:12+00:00

So I guess he doesn't have arms and couldn't move it himself? Da fuck you mean 😂😂😂

Ms_Tilly · 2019-12-31T20:38:53+00:00

I broke a toe falling up the stairs to my apt. Guess I should've sued the landlord instead of just realizing I'm clumsy and did it to myself 🤷🏻‍♀️

Witchyko · 2019-12-31T23:19:05+00:00

I see a screeching raging little toddler in front of my inner eye, throwing a tantrum, because there is a stool standing in a spot where he doesn't want it to stand. So he is kicking it furiously, until his toes hurt so badly that he is running to his mommy, screaming bloody murder, since the evil stool hurt his foot on purpose.

Noteatingforoneweek · 2020-01-01T05:05:56+00:00

This behavior reminds of when an ex told me, “since your family is richer, if i ever got you pregnant, you have to pay for the abortion” and oh he was making me take BC for him (i had to pay). I still hate myself for dating someone like that.

Starfall9908 · 2019-12-31T20:21:06+00:00

How petty and stupid can one be? He wants to keep the cake and eat the cake, I would ditch him straight away. Everyone gets hurt every now and then...

Noteatingforoneweek · 2020-01-01T05:04:06+00:00

😂😂😂😂 joke right?

2019-12-31T21:51:35+00:00

This is like my LVM ex threatening to have the police throw me in jail and s u e me for posting his cheating screenshots on his Facebook, which he gave me the password to. I "thanked him" for not "doing anything" and then changed my number and never spoke to him again. My solution? Date a police officer who is tall, strong and handsome and honest.

Babystrauser · 2019-12-31T23:24:33+00:00

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Title	LVM asks for advice on suing his GF
Author	stillcantsee
Upvotes	115
Comments	41
Date	December 31, 2019 3:50 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ei4j51/lvm_asks_for_advice_on_suing_his_gf/
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