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[–]MyLifeIsWandsXIIIFDS Newbie 53 points54 points55 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Going to work sounds 1000x better than that. At least you are getting paid!! LMAO
[–]karabnpFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
RIGHT?!🤦🏼♀️
[–]jetcakeFDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would rather wake up to a guy holding a tray of breakfast he just made rather than him trying to have sex with me or me waking up to blow him. If it's the latter, I'll just hit snooze for five more minutes!
[–]HermiticalyKermitFDS Newbie 152 points153 points154 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nah sis. Miss me with the free sex worker shit.
[–]Jandi18FDS Newbie 30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Amen!
[–]sassyheatherPickmeisha™️ 137 points138 points139 points 4 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
I’d call in sick to get my pussy eaten 🥰
[–]karabnpFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is the ONLY justifiable way.😂
[–]MyLifeIsWandsXIIIFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same tho
[–]karabnpFDS Newbie 97 points98 points99 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
OH MY GOD.😭💀
Proud I have never had a Valentine’s Day go that way.🥂
[–]jetcakeFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same here! I am sorry to say that I even know people who start Valentine's Day this way. Ugh.
This reminded me of the premise of "Steak and Blow Job Day" or "Another day invented to demean women". Why are we expected to slave away in the kitchen making this grand meal, then give a guy a blow job for dessert?
PASS.
[–]anne-goldyFDS Newbie 47 points48 points49 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Who lives like that?
[–]Skittleschild02FDS Apprentice 44 points45 points46 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
My coworkers. Most of them are side chicks too.
[–]anne-goldyFDS Newbie 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am outraged!
[–]Skittleschild02FDS Apprentice 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to be disgusted but they keep picking the worst men possible. “Well, I don’t wanna be alone.” It’s frustrating & depressing at the same time. We need to teach our kids self worth & respect.
OUCH!
[–]jetcakeFDS Newbie 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Forever girlfriends.
This reminds me of that passage in Why Men Love Bitches where Sherry Argov tells about a man she spoke to. He said something to the effect that he would marry a woman who woke him up with a blow job every day. I don't recall if it was in front of the woman he was seeing, but Argov said that this woman took it seriously and always complained about how much her jaw hurt.
Ladies, don't run yourself ragged to give guys this "fantasy". This kind of lather, rinse, repeat (no puns intended) gets old quickly.
[–]Equal-Ear2312FDS Apprentice 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I work with scrotes. They keep the wimen as forever GFs. Only one is married and has 2 school children and he's old, August in his 50s. Two have kids but did not marry their forever GFs. The rest are living the good life, they get to play "baby" and GF child, cleans and mommies them.
[–]c_a_t_ladyFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I sincerely hope there's never a point in my life that I'd skip work to suck 🍆 or have sex otherwise (particularly if the work doesn't completely suck). 😬
[–]ferociouslycuriousFDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I saw this on another site and was hoping I’d see it here!
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[–]MyLifeIsWandsXIIIFDS Newbie 53 points54 points55 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]jetcakeFDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HermiticalyKermitFDS Newbie 152 points153 points154 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]sassyheatherPickmeisha™️ 137 points138 points139 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]karabnpFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]MyLifeIsWandsXIIIFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]anne-goldyFDS Newbie 47 points48 points49 points (6 children) | Copy Link
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[–]anne-goldyFDS Newbie 14 points15 points16 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]c_a_t_ladyFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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