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[–]KimpracticalFDS Disciple112 points113 points114 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I’ll never understand why some of them think washing their ass is gay... For starters, it’s not a sexual pleasure thing, it’s a cleanliness thing. Also, you are washing your own butt hole, if another guy was doing it for you then yea... okay I get it. But washing your own butthole is gay and jerking off your own penis isn’t? Which makes no sense because jerking off your own penis IS a sexual thing. Anyway, men are so ass backwards sometimes (pun intended)
[–]Pyllytar25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The good thing is, you can spot the not-washing-their-ass guys way before removing any clothes or before even being in close contact. 🤢🤮
[–]MadamLeFayFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Could you give me some pointers, besides the smell?
[–]Pyllytar4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That was meant to be just a joke about the smell, but seriously if there is such a massive defect in personal hygiene, there will be many obvious signs that warn any sane person far away.
[–]MadamLeFayFDS Apprentice0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh okay, lol! I try to collect as much info on warning signs as I can!
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good job on this! It's so good!
[–]fds98FDS Newbie[S] 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank youuu
[–]GalactoseGalFDS Newbie44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The pianissimo 😆
[–]fds98FDS Newbie[S] 33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Their pp is always very soft 😂
[–]kcookie94FDS Newbie40 points41 points42 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You think you could just post a picture of all the men I ever dated before finding FDS and I wouldn’t notice?
[–]MadamLeFayFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right? I was like "how did they know me so well?"
[–]GoldandGlowingFDS Newbie106 points107 points108 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You’re missing video games, having a favourite anime girl, and the snapchat icon.
[–]fds98FDS Newbie[S] 38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh the one thing men aren’t bad at is emanating red flag energy, if we were to list them all we would get really tired ahaha We could do a part 2 though 🤷♀️
[–]GoldandGlowingFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
trueee ☠️☠️☠️
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes!!! Part 2, I look forward to it. This is so true and funny.
[–]RhiannonEmiliaFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. Can never forget the anime girl. Lol
[–]TelephoniaThrowaway Account20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ROFL the field killed me 🤪🙈😂🥲
[–]505-Minute-DriveFDS Newbie70 points71 points72 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Guys being insecure about height has got to be the most male-created problem I have ever seen, most of them make memes about it or tear each other down about it. They enforce these standards a lot more than I see women enforcing them (and if they do it's only something taller than them ((some women aren't even that tall to begin with)), not always over six feet tall which isn't even that unattainable).
[–]s_slayerFDS STRATEGY COACH26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
They’re dumb. My boyfriend is one inch taller than me at 5’-10”, all my exes were around 6’. I prefer his height because we are almost always perfectly eye level. I don’t miss the taller guys. People are so silly with height stuff.
[–]Pyllytar10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didn't even know men have some sort of height obsession before I started hangin out in internet forums in my adulthood. I couldn't care less how tall man is (and same goes with penis size).
[–]fds98FDS Newbie[S] 39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes, even though I do personally prefer tall men, the problem with most short men isn’t the height, is the inferiority complex that normally comes with it.
[–]Davina33FDS Disciple20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree. I'm 5ft and have a petite build. Even my being short doesn't stop short men from being insecure. I had one boyfriend who aggressively drive his huge 4x4, would bump himself into tall men at restaurants and bars. He was always angry and I'm surprised some tall guy didn't knock him right out. I can't deal with that. I've never said or implied anything about their height. They are innately insecure, most of them. Also as a short woman, I better not prefer tall men. On the dating subs, short men whine constantly about us 5 footers dating tall men. It's pathetic, I have small boobs and you'll never hear me whine about men preferring bigger ones. At the end of the day it's not my fault if 6ft men approach me. They need to get over it.
[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL right on the money
[–]throw_away_orangesFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
What’s the little flame symbol at the bottom?
[–]fds98FDS Newbie[S] 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Tinder
[–]throw_away_orangesFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh. Never used the app. I heard so many horror stories it scared me away.
[–]fds98FDS Newbie[S] 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same, never used, always viewed tinder as an hookup app, and always thought that if a man has tinder he is not relationship material
[–]pascalinesFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The pianissimo 😩😩😩
[–]Vopli_FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You could add on a second part dating under 18 girls LOL
but this meme is so true!!
[–]straighthairgreeceFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This sub introduce me to the horror of men not washing their ass. I'm still in shock honestly.
[–]empresselevationFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is hilarious
[–]gingerwabisabiFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Perfect!
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I laughed so hard at this
[–]miadoing69FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Perfect I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂
[–]cherieblosumFDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is like an epidemic. How are there so many men that fit this description?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Post of the week. Prove me wrong.
[–]teehee11101 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If a guy texts me after 9 pm right when we're getting to know each other, that's the beginning of the end.
[–]glitchy9110 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The field will forever kill me lmao
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[–]fds98FDS Newbie[S] 18 points19 points20 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]fds98FDS Newbie[S] 33 points34 points35 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]kcookie94FDS Newbie40 points41 points42 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]MadamLeFayFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]GoldandGlowingFDS Newbie106 points107 points108 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]fds98FDS Newbie[S] 38 points39 points40 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]GoldandGlowingFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]RhiannonEmiliaFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TelephoniaThrowaway Account20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]505-Minute-DriveFDS Newbie70 points71 points72 points (9 children) | Copy Link
[–]s_slayerFDS STRATEGY COACH26 points27 points28 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Pyllytar10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]fds98FDS Newbie[S] 39 points40 points41 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Davina33FDS Disciple20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]throw_away_orangesFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]fds98FDS Newbie[S] 12 points13 points14 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]throw_away_orangesFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]fds98FDS Newbie[S] 27 points28 points29 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]pascalinesFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Vopli_FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]straighthairgreeceFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]empresselevationFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]gingerwabisabiFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]miadoing69FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]cherieblosumFDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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