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[–]popfridayFDS STRATEGY COACH57 points58 points59 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let me guess. She has no sexual history and is a chaste virgin but will have to go on all fours and be “daddy’s little slut” within the first month of dating to prove she’s good enough for marriage one day.
Just the usual.
[–]_HEDONISM_BOTFDS STRATEGY COACH54 points55 points56 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's bald, isn't he??
[–]jewdy09Pickmeisha™️37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Spoiler: he’s 50. He hasn’t been able to find the right woman!
[–]wowthispostissadFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So is he a virgin too?
LMAOOOOOOOOO
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm speechless too. Even browsing through OLD makes me want to sew my vagina up.
[–]ScotsburdFDS Disciple17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aww, he has a micro penis.
[–]levelupcleverupFDS Disciple15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like a real charmer.
[–]NoteatingforoneweekFDS Disciple15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He sounds legit like a pedo....
[–]plutunicFDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the ugliest men inside and out always have the highest standards for themselves. it blows my mind.
[–]lifeisalie_ohwellFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I hope a girl leads him on, humiliates him, doesn’t have sex with him but convinces him to send photos of himself in humiliating stances, then blocks him forever. heh
[–]_HEDONISM_BOTFDS STRATEGY COACH12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quit giving me ideas, I'm fucked up enough as it is!
[–]WitchykoFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He sounds like a neckbeard, who jerks off to his anime waifus and My Little Pony porn pics.
[–]gcthrowaway2019FDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In other words: "My dick is wack and I don't want you to have anything to compare my sorry pipe game to."
[–]TheLastUBenderFDS Disciple1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I can only assume that the onslaught of single attractive women has broken his inbox.
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[–]popfridayFDS STRATEGY COACH57 points58 points59 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]_HEDONISM_BOTFDS STRATEGY COACH54 points55 points56 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]jewdy09Pickmeisha™️37 points38 points39 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]wowthispostissadFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist22 points23 points24 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ScotsburdFDS Disciple17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]levelupcleverupFDS Disciple15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]NoteatingforoneweekFDS Disciple15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]plutunicFDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]lifeisalie_ohwellFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]_HEDONISM_BOTFDS STRATEGY COACH12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]WitchykoFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]gcthrowaway2019FDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheLastUBenderFDS Disciple1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link