Hello ladies! I have been a long time lurker and finally made an account to write to you all.

I found this sub after I got out of a long-term relationship, and today had a moment that totally felt FDS. My friend encouraged me to post, saying that I was always talking about this sub anyway.

So a man slid into my instagram DMs, and asked me out. I told him there was a global pandemic going on, and he asked if we could get to know each other and he could buy me a drink.

I was bored and curious, so I said sure, and this man was the DRIEST and least interesting person. Literally less than 20 minutes (and less than 100 words, again super dry) later, he was saying I should drive 40 minutes each way to visit him, while he was the one who messaged me!

I told him he was embarrassing himself and he lost it! First he said he was joking, then I forced him to apologize, blocked and deleted.

Quarantine is really making these men lose any semblance of brain cells they may have had before. Just goes to show that what FDS has been saying these past few weeks is 100% true- any man trying to date right now is LVM/NVM!!