Ultimate Alpha Male Requirements 😂

dior-not-war · 2020-08-10T23:11:42+00:00

Okay, that’s fine. Here are mine:

Must have a brain

Oops, I guess he doesn’t meet my standards :/

powerline2500 · 2020-08-10T22:54:28+00:00

This list was made by that one dude who we all kinda know that has never had sex and can never get a woman because his appearance or personality (or both) are repulsive to women.

So instead of changing himself for the better, he creates a list of qualifications no living woman could meet as an excuse for his fragile ego for the reason he is perpetually single.

"No chick meets my standards, bro." But we all know the real reason.

hhgjj0 · 2020-08-10T22:49:04+00:00

Is Elon looking for a new gf already?

😂😂😂

adertina · 2020-08-11T00:06:05+00:00

Women: "i just want a nice girl who texts me back :)"

Men: "here's my 8 page list on how a woman should be if she wants my cheese crusted veiny skin stick"

kantarra · 2020-08-10T22:55:11+00:00

"Must come with me on dates".... would those be dates with other people? Lol. What a crazy person.

luxecalme · 2020-08-10T22:27:13+00:00

The must have no debt thing really baffles me. That rules out most women with a degree, a car, or a mortgage. All commendable steps that typically require debt to finance.

2020-08-10T23:43:37+00:00

I’m surprised he doesn’t have a rule that says “must reply to this post” 😂

enemy0freality · 2020-08-11T05:03:17+00:00

Ugh, years ago I used to be buddies with that complete train wreck of a scrote (don't worry, we haven't been on speaking terms for years). Ugly enough to make Gollum look like Jason Momoa, unemployed most of the time, huge drinking problem - but felt entitled to, like, a top model or something?

He was the "Why can't I just get a guuuurlfriend" type, so I asked him what qualities he dreams of in a woman. And this ugly mofo started with how tall she has to be and how much she is allow to weigh! Plus qualities like obedient, but independent at the same time. Meanwhile, he has had a huge crush on me for years (despite me being the complete opposite of that surreal phantasy), circling me like a vulture hoping that once I'm single, I'd fall into his arms. Blergh.

From what I heard, he's become a conspiracy theorist. Which means he has devolved into an even bigger loser than he was back then.

PottyMouthx · 2020-08-11T08:06:45+00:00

But where's the list of benefits of being his gf? Hmmm... I guess there's none.

EclecticBarbarella · 2020-08-11T00:51:27+00:00

This will never not be funny. I always picture the Amazons from Futurama, these women are not interested in his controlling, neck beard ass

Yoshitsu25 · 2020-08-11T02:02:40+00:00

Just date a robot. End of the story, that's all

RiteWriter · 2020-08-11T02:41:12+00:00

NestDaddy is home

Title	Ultimate Alpha Male Requirements 😂
Author	imyoursoulmate
Upvotes	50
Comments	15
Date	August 10, 2020 10:14 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/i7ez4i/ultimate_alpha_male_requirements/
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