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[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple82 points83 points84 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Then what is he even looking for?
[–]applestormFDS Newbie92 points93 points94 points 6 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
A fuck buddy who gives him the girlfriend experience without the commitment bit.
[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
What did he mean by now shallow hookup? I would think all hookups are shallow.
[–]applestormFDS Newbie38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
He means that he doesn't want one night stands, he wants a situationship where he gets to have sex whenever he's bored, do activities for couples from time to time while not having to commit or do boyfriend stuffs like getting her gifts on her birthday and Valentine's Day.
Shallow is a code for one-time hookups with no girlfriend experience.
Either this or he's bullshitting, pretending to Not bE lIkE tHe OtHeR gUyS.
[–]gcthrowaway2019FDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol he couldn't have "shallow hookups" if he wanted to.
[–]rwilkzFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It means he doesn’t want you to fuck any other dudes whilst he’s busy trying to fuck other women
[–]mightbethrowawayyyFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Long term fuck buddy so he doesn’t have to worry about std 🙄
[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well being that he'd eventually start cheating that wouldn't be an issue.
[–]DoeEyedBrownSkinFDS Newbie[S] 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nothingness lol
[–]finalbosskittenFDS STRATEGY COACH19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it's some weird ego protection thing. He probably vaguely has heard of hook-ups being soulless and he's so dumb that pretending a hookup isn't a hookup makes him better than the other men. in other words, yes, nothingness
[–]IllTill3859Throwaway Account34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
He has nothing to offer that woman with that micropenis of his
[–]glazedhamsterFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's the funniest part. Like yo, you want a FWB and aren't even bringing the B! Straight into the dumpster with you, sir.
[–]Muffy217FDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Have y’all ever seen one in person? I dated a man for 6 months, we took things very slow, we finally got around to doing it and it was not good. This was a 6’5” former college football player, huge hands, huge feet, not so huge below the belt. I tried to make it work for a while, but if they aren’t gifted in other ways, it makes for an awkward time.
[–]gcthrowaway2019FDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My eyes rolled at introvert try hard but micropenis sealed the deal. Not only is he insufferable but so is his dick.
[–]IllTill3859Throwaway Account23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have seen two in person. I seem to attract them. The men seem nice and want to take it slow, and when time comes around, you realize why they wanted to take things slow. They wanted you to be emotionally invested before unleashing that dealbreaker. First one was the size of a baby carrot, no lie. Second was the size of an adult thumb, but he was a “grower” so when he was flaccid it shrunk back into his body. It looked like a belly button when flaccid, and like a Greek god statue when erect. I have gotten comfortable walking away if I find out they are lacking in the meat department.
[–]miwamusFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup. It's like when they are poor performers and they go in for the spoon and you go "this was niiice" and start throwing their clothes in the direction of the door.
[–]EntireTadpoleFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is so odd.
[–]Pretend-ValuableFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think he's trying to be funny, but it actually comes off as trashy.
[–]DoeEyedBrownSkinFDS Newbie[S] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just the word penis in a bio isn’t smart.
Meaning he makes dumb decisions.
We don’t want dumb people, so pass!
[–]miwamusFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like, why? What is the thought process? "Let's tell her I have a significant shortcoming and then nothing of value to offer."
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Obviously a fake account created by a disgruntled ex or someone who disliked the dude.
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[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple82 points83 points84 points (9 children) | Copy Link
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[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple31 points32 points33 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]applestormFDS Newbie38 points39 points40 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]gcthrowaway2019FDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]rwilkzFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]mightbethrowawayyyFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DoeEyedBrownSkinFDS Newbie[S] 15 points16 points17 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]finalbosskittenFDS STRATEGY COACH19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]IllTill3859Throwaway Account34 points35 points36 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]glazedhamsterFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Muffy217FDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]gcthrowaway2019FDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]IllTill3859Throwaway Account23 points24 points25 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]miwamusFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]EntireTadpoleFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Pretend-ValuableFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]DoeEyedBrownSkinFDS Newbie[S] 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]miwamusFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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