😏

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T17:01:55+00:00

Babe your the only one

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T17:02:34+00:00

You are my world

Docbear64 · 2019-10-29T17:06:31+00:00

"Only a REAL man can handle a woman like me" .... make these bitches sound like rabid dogs or something .

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T17:13:37+00:00

We just friends 😂😭

Woolyshark · 2019-10-29T17:26:28+00:00

"I'm sorry for what I did."

striving2bgr8 · 2019-10-29T17:10:28+00:00

I'll never use your children against you

CpuDoc67 · 2019-10-29T17:46:15+00:00

This is your Pu$$y, baby

Pyro111921 · 2019-10-29T17:47:01+00:00

I hate drama. Every boyfriend I had was immature. I'm good with money (when deeply in debt). I don't want kids.

Oh and the best one I've seen was "I want you to treat me like a daughter" bitch this isn't Alabama.

NapsBeforeWork · 2019-10-29T17:22:42+00:00

I'm strong and confident.

ShiroeTatsune · 2019-10-29T18:29:08+00:00

I’m a virgin.

Bitch yeah right, it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

NapsBeforeWork · 2019-10-29T17:23:25+00:00

I'll pay for dinner.

Phaggo · 2019-10-29T18:28:34+00:00

“ I don’t have aids”

CpuDoc67 · 2019-10-29T17:49:10+00:00

I don't deserve you. (I later found out what she meant when I discovered she was a cheating, lying manipulative bitch)

verdad808 · 2019-10-29T19:14:09+00:00

This is your child. It was not 😏

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T17:16:00+00:00

Am just looking for a friend (on a dating site)

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T18:03:47+00:00

I'll call you

Encrypted587 · 2019-10-29T19:06:28+00:00

I hate cheaters too, 3 months later she’s banging Chad

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T17:59:21+00:00

I've been thinking about you

Chad1Stevens · 2019-10-29T20:41:27+00:00

The problem is women really believe these things. They aren't lying, they are just scatterbrained and easily distracted. An hour later, the perfect man for them is someone completely different. They have no loyalty and change moment to moment. That is why the celebrity they love one moment they crucify the next. Think of Martha Stewart and how quickly they turned on her. Now they love her again.

Put a shiny thing in front of them and they are distracted. That's not just when they are children; that is how women are all their lives.

1nfinitus · 2019-10-29T20:48:19+00:00

Fuck sake, reading this thread is giving me some serious PTSD 😂

prideofthewest · 2019-10-29T18:57:14+00:00

“Babe I’ll never lie to you” (that’s actually the first lie they say, hence breaking that promise right there on the spot)

FindingKeeping · 2019-10-29T19:02:41+00:00

I can't stop thinking about you

vector5633 · 2019-10-29T18:44:28+00:00

"I'll never do that, I'm different"

Barnoff20K · 2019-10-29T17:16:33+00:00

My life belongs to you.

I will always be there for you.

Says no woman everm

Grand_A_ · 2019-10-29T17:26:32+00:00

I don't like conflict

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T18:05:15+00:00

We belong together ❤️

badaboomxx · 2019-10-29T19:26:18+00:00

"I am not an easy girl" "I am faithful" "you can trust me"

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T20:46:17+00:00

Some honorable mentions:

I’m not that kind of girl

I never get jealous

I dont like him and im not sleeping with him. Stop being so paranoid!”

“It only happened that once because I was drunk”.

I’m a great cook

_ImS_ · 2019-10-29T18:47:31+00:00

Technically "cant live without you" is the truth. Not you specifically though. Men in general.

Bastinad · 2019-10-29T20:56:21+00:00

Last boyfriend was toxic.

kayfab · 2019-10-29T19:52:08+00:00

Its not you its me, some day you will find a good women i am not the one... maybe we should take some time off, see other people......

I never really loved you after 9y.. i am giving 3 days to leave the house pack up your things....

dettlaffxx · 2019-10-29T18:42:42+00:00

It's my first time

legalquestion4545 · 2019-10-29T20:49:33+00:00

Other Jokes:

I hate you

I despise you

Your a fucking asshole

You raise my blood pressure

Only men who weren't blue pilled to begin with understand these jokes. They are higher leveled. All these jokes above actually mean "I fucking love you because I can't control you, you tingle my vagina"

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T20:34:14+00:00

“I have a headache.”

“I missed your call. I was asleep.” “…my cell phone went dead.”

jewmoo · 2019-10-29T18:12:52+00:00

The emoji in the title says it all. Fuck im rolling over here.

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T19:53:50+00:00

Real men blah blah blah 😈😝

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T20:06:57+00:00

“You don’t love me like you used to”. Lol wut?

Encrypted587 · 2019-10-29T19:05:23+00:00

I think the world of you 😂

hrm0894 · 2019-10-29T19:28:17+00:00

I know you're the one for me

Scooned · 2019-10-29T20:07:02+00:00

I would do anything for you

thefudmaster · 2019-10-29T20:13:59+00:00

Marriage is a lifelong commitment

sbmale1986 · 2019-10-29T21:27:35+00:00

"We only kissed" "You're my first" "Money means nothing to me" "I love you more" "I'll love you forever if you buy me this" "Real Men wear pink" "Real men hold the door open for me"

Demonic_humor · 2019-10-29T21:50:10+00:00

Alright I'll tell yall one of my favorites.

"Dating a emo girl is all fun and games until you learn she has a penis; than it's a pain in the ass."

JihadNinjaCowboy · 2019-10-29T17:46:01+00:00

The check is in the mail.

I won't cum in your mouth.

redheadaddict55 · 2019-10-29T18:06:02+00:00

“I choose you”

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T19:54:17+00:00

You just scared of women 😂

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T19:54:34+00:00

You going to get old

MiCountryLife · 2019-10-29T20:08:09+00:00

I'll always love and support you no matter what

[deleted] · 2019-10-29T20:09:23+00:00

“I have depression”

Translation. “I’m lazy af and have figured out a way for everybody else to do my shit for me”.

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T20:13:30+00:00

What's wrong nothing 🙌😂

Zackville · 2019-10-29T20:32:36+00:00

"I like you"

aliezsid · 2019-10-29T20:36:01+00:00

I was thinking about you all day!

unholy_ferret · 2019-10-29T21:10:48+00:00

I would never hurt/cheat on you.

air__guitar · 2019-10-29T21:15:01+00:00

I’m ready for a commitment

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-10-30T00:29:24+00:00

I promise it won't happen again.

AndyTravelGuy314 · 2019-10-30T06:07:18+00:00

"I'm not that kind of girl " - yes ,you are that kind of girl

"I'm not a gold digger " - yes you are

" I didn't like your personality " - no, you didn't like my looks, height, car etc. Personality is the last thing you examine.

" Why you being rude " - why you not kissing my ass like a good little simp?

" I'm such a nerd " - I do things just to grab some attention. I lack mental and emotional capacity to actually study, love and be passionate about a subject.

" I love/like you " - I love/like you at the moment. Same way diabetic kids like ice cream, once she consumes you dry she will simply look for the next target.

rejac218 · 2019-10-29T20:16:49+00:00

You're my soulmate

BryanSammis · 2019-10-29T22:19:39+00:00

“You complete me”

Triops56 · 2019-10-29T22:26:51+00:00

After sex she says, "You're the best!"

KING_CPB · 2019-10-29T22:35:15+00:00

I will never [INSERT_ANY_LIES] against you.

Astaroth90 · 2019-10-30T00:42:01+00:00

Chill, is just a friend

Raygar21 · 2019-10-30T01:35:38+00:00

You can trust me

I never slept with him

I've never felt this way with anyone else.

julianleung · 2019-10-30T02:08:36+00:00

“till death do us part”

NapalmSunshine · 2019-10-30T03:26:26+00:00

“We’re JUST friends”

Frozzenbanana · 2019-10-30T04:36:24+00:00

Sorry that i didnt message you today,I was busy studying...

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T20:27:03+00:00

You can trust me 😁😉

Jbij06 · 2019-10-29T20:33:29+00:00

Your my soulmate.

[deleted] · 2019-10-29T20:54:05+00:00

(Joker has entered the sub!)

MasterMemeDealer69 · 2019-10-29T22:42:15+00:00

I’m looking for a serious relationship

FightClubHamster69 · 2019-10-30T00:00:09+00:00

I’ll take care of you forever

farmerfran10inch · 2019-10-30T00:42:25+00:00

"I wish I'd done everything with you". From the Great Gatsby movie. Just another example of hive mind and awalt.

rp_whybother · 2019-10-30T01:23:36+00:00

Man Up

Chakra_Devourer · 2019-10-30T04:44:32+00:00

Speaking of joke, one of the best jokes is "it's your baby."

thehedgehawg · 2019-10-30T04:46:24+00:00

'I'm gonna pay my share of the bills and expenses...'

Necrolet · 2019-10-30T04:51:18+00:00

The world...

aidsgoblin · 2019-10-30T12:24:54+00:00

Till death do us part.

Vielindanke · 2019-10-30T18:21:22+00:00

"I would never."

QuickDrawDinoHunter · 2019-10-30T21:08:22+00:00

I have a headache

IHopOnNbaLiveMobile · 2019-10-29T23:02:26+00:00

I'll never leave you

lil_esidisi · 2019-10-30T08:35:42+00:00

The FOREVER one

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-30T11:41:09+00:00

I’m too tired to have sex” unending headache for two months

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-30T11:42:01+00:00

I don’t need a man?

I don’t need a man to take care of my kids?

waxqube · 2019-10-30T14:07:57+00:00

You're the most important person in my life

I want a wedding (can't even handle a relationship)

Let's just be friends

T-Bone7594 · 2019-10-30T15:34:18+00:00

"We" need to talk.

HighAfBullfrog · 2019-10-30T15:36:37+00:00

It's the story of a happy couple walking into a city hall.

A couple years later, a broken man and a giggling whore come out of the divorce court.

That's it.

timamv69 · 2019-10-30T21:35:16+00:00

Of course you are the father!

mukhtar24 · 2019-10-29T22:09:48+00:00

I think the worst joke you can ever be told by any woman anywhere is that she is “just not like those other girls”, and we’ve all heard it from supposed friends and lovers who will prove you wrong either right away if you have the sense to see and acknowledge it or at the moment you stop being of any use to her. They all give you that sales pitch, especially if the conversation of “that bitch ex” comes up. Personally I’m tired of hearing it and rate it as the lie with the most sinister intention – to convince you that she might just be okay and different from the other women, in order to continue with the same exact s~~~ that you’ve put up with from women for most of your life. Unfortunately for those women who wish they were “not like that”, the list of things she needs to meet for that to not be a complete lie is pretty long.

Title	😏
Author	mukhtar24
Upvotes	771
Comments	164
Date	October 29, 2019 5:01 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/dospgj/_/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/391415 https://theredarchive.com/post/391415

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