I've had the same housekeeper since I bought my house two years ago. Besides constantly having to reschedule, she's always done a fairly decent job. Today I came home from work and it was clear she didn't do SHIT. My floors were filthy, there was a bag of trash on my floor . . . it wasn't worth firing her over, but I pay her $80 a day and I expect my floors to be swept and mopped. I swiffer mopped my bathroom floor and sent her the picture of the filthy swiffer cloth and told her although I have never complained before, I really expected better. I was extremely nice and professional about it. It wasn't asking for my cash back, just basically saying next time do better. She responded that she mopped all the floors, and if I didn't like it I could hire someone else. I told her thanks, I will do that. She immediately lost her shit and tried to blackmail me, implying that someone else might not be ok with me smoking pot around my kid. UM WHAT?? I haven't smoked pot in a LONG time, have nothing around my house, not even a pipe. I told her if she was concerned about the well being of my son, please call CPS and my employer, I was fine with that. She tried to double down and said, "I know what pot smells like hun." I replied that I already told her what she could do with that information and I wished her the best in life. After that she backed down, but seriously . . . what a way to start the week. Thank god I have never been alone in a room with her, or I'd probably be fighting fake assault charges!