because its started with a white piece

MGTOW-CO-UK · 2020-06-25T11:45:21+00:00

Then invent your own game and change the rules

DangZagnut · 2020-06-25T11:57:18+00:00

So have black go first. Is this really that difficult?

I highly doubt many people care, and since chess players decrease every year, as public school IQs drop to negative numbers, is this the hill to die on?

Also, MGTOW?

ncarolina66 · 2020-06-25T12:31:22+00:00

What about the pawns being slaves of the king and queen?

Checkers solved the problem by using red instead of black....but the Indians are upset now...

Why is the king higher than the queen? (she might be a model after all)

Why does the queen get to slide all over the board but the king can only move one square....WTF, he's the Goddamn King!

What happens if the white queen, goes with the black king?

Why are the letters and numbers on the board written in black? (is that racist too?)

Did you notice the guy using the white chess pieces is wearing a white shirt and the guy using the black chess pieces is wearing a black shirt, is that a conspiracy?

Are the white buttons on the timer racist?

Toasty_Nuggetz · 2020-06-25T13:12:39+00:00

Jesus christ. If these fucking SJW assholes start fucking with chess and ruin it too, i am gonna lose my shit. The game has been around for well over 1000 years, and frankly it's the best game of all time.

Literally a THOUSAND years, no one has ever been offended by chess. What the fuck is wrong with people today?

Ody_ssey · 2020-06-25T12:30:20+00:00

The one with the first move doesn't win, the one with the smartest move does.

Doctor_Zed · 2020-06-25T12:43:42+00:00

Someone posted a thread about this argument on 4chan a few weeks ago as a joke, and I laughed about how absurd it was. Now it looks like the diversity officers and thought police found that thread and decided to make it real. SMH

SwordMasterLink79 · 2020-06-25T16:22:56+00:00

Hey let's discard all the culture we developed over thousands of years, because some SJWs think they can make the world a better place through it!

Nevermind the lifes and struggles of past generations. Let's forget about their culture. White man must suffer for thousands of years of oppressing women/black people/lesbians/disabled people/trans people/animals.

Oh while they are at it, why not discard universities, academia and science. They were founded by white men, so they are a source of evil in the world!

/s

shin2k17 · 2020-06-25T12:24:04+00:00

How is this even a question? Stupid

SomeAwareness8 · 2020-06-25T12:34:28+00:00

australian tax payers paid for the special.

since when was colour race anyway? especially in aus when the mantra is indigenous are many colours and you say otjerwise like andrew bolt expect criminal action.

VeritasDitum · 2020-06-25T12:06:08+00:00

Don't worry, everything will now be racist somehow.

Time to just say F it all and F all your intersectional fee-fees. If you claim victim status, I don't give a F, go to hell!

Stand on your merits or F-off!

riitguy · 2020-06-25T13:13:09+00:00

I can't believe they're trying to cancel a fucking board game.

ChoboJRF · 2020-06-25T13:17:43+00:00

idk about english, but in german we say "Weiß beginnt, schwarz gewinnt" as a way of remembering who starts. It translates to"White starts, black wins." Guess it's racist against white people smh

Skoo_Yoo · 2020-06-25T15:29:10+00:00

Take a pawn from each side, jiggle them behind back and get your chum to pick. Game on. I’ll take my Nobel peace prize in the form of a mug.

themenacehimself · 2020-06-25T17:26:47+00:00

Just do Rock Paper Scissors to see who goes first. Problem solved

Turlough_Doyle · 2020-06-25T18:18:02+00:00

If black went first, they'd call it racist because it implies blacks are more aggressive and will attack first.

talus_slope · 2020-06-25T18:54:34+00:00

We are living through a unique period in history. In most cultures, in most times, the elites despised the peasants. But this is the first time, to my knowledge, that the elites despise their own culture. That is, the culture that put themselves at the top.

And it is everywhere. Literally every institution in the West -- the Church, Government, Business, Media, Acadame, Arts, Sciences, Medicine, down to virtually every professional organization, have wholeheartedly joined together to destroy their own culture. BLM or #MeToo or transgenderism or "diversity" are just the tools they happen to be using to commit societal suicide.

I wonder why.

RocknR0IIa · 2020-06-25T13:02:01+00:00

Because you only lose when you loose your king

Rotarymeister · 2020-06-25T13:52:25+00:00

If its that problematic, toss a coin and decide who goes first. Why this silly debate?

Grassmartian · 2020-06-25T14:10:10+00:00

Flip a coin. True equality. Next

IceyBear988 · 2020-06-25T14:59:39+00:00

New sony playstation logo is pretty racist too, it's black and white. They should storm and burn down whatever they see in black/white lol.
ps. oh year that includes apple and nike.

AzN1337c0d3r · 2020-06-25T15:04:11+00:00

The fucking stupid part of this is that in any real competition, both players are given equal amounts of games in each color against each other.

intelligence_skills · 2020-06-25T15:31:40+00:00

It started in India as Chaturanga. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaturanga

Peer reviewed source: http://spider.sci.brooklyn.cuny.edu/~parsons/events/gtdt/gtdt06/keiken.pdf

Are they going to make it rainbow colored pieces vs black pieces now? Sounds like a great business idea to me.

7Devarcs · 2020-06-25T15:43:46+00:00

IQ level:

What you really expected me to write anything?🙄

Ok so here it is

"Non-Existent"

I have never seen such bullshit before

Ok I have seen IT IS the ERA OF EQUALITY🤣🤣 after all

Edit:I meant that Era in which those who are privileged want rights of men (you know who) and those who are actually victims are succesisvely sidelined. Like WTF?

aorgppaef · 2020-06-25T16:17:51+00:00

Chess isn't racist, but for those easily-triggered people who think this is THE BIGGEST FUCKING CHALLENGE TO EQUALITY:

Change the colors to green and blue.

tanakamarape · 2020-06-25T16:31:20+00:00

Really? -_- I'm black myself, but this is just being unnecessarily petty.

Joroda · 2020-06-25T16:43:14+00:00

Leftists are LITERALLY retarded.

OarzGreenFrog · 2020-06-25T17:24:29+00:00

I always enjoyed playing black cause you get to adapt to what the opponent opens with; but whatever, guess it's racist.

RussMgtow- · 2020-06-25T17:31:44+00:00

ABC can smoke my white nut's

ir0nm0ney · 2020-06-25T18:28:24+00:00

War on whites

hasdrubaal333 · 2020-06-25T18:35:19+00:00

Naw .. it's racist because it implies whites are always the instigators of conflict.

As a white person I am deeply hurt and offended by the allegation.

Really it is racist slander. I demand reparations.

GrimgorPrettyWide · 2020-06-25T18:45:47+00:00

"Me no understand game, game bad"

AliceGaveMeTheHerp · 2020-06-25T18:49:07+00:00

simple solution: make the pieces turquoise and magenta. turquoise goes first.

DemonGroover · 2020-06-25T18:49:52+00:00

Answer: No it isn't you dumb fuck.

Dunkman83 · 2020-06-25T18:59:36+00:00

My chess board is 2 different shades of wood(brown).

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Hateussoyboys · 2020-06-25T19:07:49+00:00

Lets use some simple logic!

They tell us only white people and things they invented can be racist!

Chess wasn’t invented from white people, it only happened to be they play chess well!

Now how can chess possibly be racist when it came from the orient?

I know leftists don’t like us using their arguments against them, they claim they have a monopoly on bigotry...

XGHOW · 2020-06-25T20:30:47+00:00

I’ve been playing chess for a couple years and from day 1 I was like ‘when am I going to see the outrage at this?’ Finally it’s arrived. I assume it took so long because dumb people don’t generally play chess.

mgtowmale · 2020-06-25T21:50:47+00:00

because its started with a white piece

Yet if black moved first, they'd say it's racist because black is forced to move first like a slave.

bondcola007 · 2020-06-25T23:46:31+00:00

Next, they're gonna say eating chocolate cookies is racist since they're darker in colour.

bootsforall · 2020-07-03T22:46:42+00:00

there is such thing as “light” and “darkness” like any children’s show. Something evil is dark. Here the light goes first idk. It’s dark during the night, does that make night time bad. Jesus people have nothing better to do with their lives.

bootsforall · 2020-07-15T01:00:05+00:00

in the game Othello, the black piece goes first so...

Title	because its started with a white piece
Author	REDDEAT1
Upvotes	297
Comments	64
Date	June 25, 2020 11:36 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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