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[–]DangZagnut83 points84 points85 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
You know what's fun with single stall bathrooms, is to go use the woman's room anyway.
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Go in there and piss all over the toilet seat, the handle, and the floor. Mark your territory.
[–]MentalRecluse 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women already do that on their own by "hovering" over the seats like pigs, forcing every woman after them to do the same.
[–]GrindingDaily1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Don't be a dick, man
[–]Rayzond 21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I actually always do that at work if the so called "men's" bathroom is taken, I especially love when someone just goes out or in the other stall and ask me "isn't that for women only?" and I get to answer "Yea but I identify as a large independent white woman".
Always cracks me up.
[–]panzerbier1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol that cracked me up too :D
[–]SwoopDaWooo1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah i still use them anyways. Women seem to get annoyed but fuck em. Welcome to current year America, where people will be forced to relearn they have to reap what they sow.
[–]MaGeTOW69 points70 points71 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The meaning of Equality is fluid.
[–]FoulEnergy5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like gender right? Urgh...
[–]Dark_Shroud55 points56 points57 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I didn't initially care until they started removing the urinals from the men's rooms to add more stalls. To give women more places to sit and to try to force men to sit down to pee.
The easy solution is to not flush after taking a shit. Let women deal with that. Follow that up with removing a toilet seat or two if they take the urinals out and keep doing it.
[–]BonelessSkinless47 points48 points49 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I just pee standing up still. The fuck do I need to sit to pee for lmao
[–]Dark_Shroud18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ask the crazy feminist bitches. It's some kind of stupid power play to them. Serious penis envy issues on their part.
[–]lateximporter 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same. Make sure to leave the seat down so you get piss all over it.
[–]Zippy177612 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Piss as needed, and never touch anything in a public restroom. My dick is cleaner than any surface in a public restroom. Someone actually tried to give me a hard time for not flushing a public urinal before. The embarrassment on their face when I told them my dick's cleaner to their face and just walked past them was priceless.
[–]mgtowaccess5 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
The easy solution is to be disgusting and pee in the seats. Then they'll learn to not use the men's bathroom.
[–]CyborgHermit3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Or just stand and piss into the toilet like you do at home
[–]Dark_Shroud-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And people like you are why men's spaces are being systematically dismantled.
[–]CyborgHermit2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m not saying there shouldn’t be urinals. I’m saying you don’t need to sit down if you don’t want to, man. Jesus.
[–]FoulEnergy1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the idea lad, I actually no longer have urinals at my work so I'll do just that.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I've seen it a few times in person. Women get their own bathrooms, men use whatever is left and share it with women too.
[–]BonelessSkinless32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Kind of like life. Women get theirs, men get the scraps and then have to share the best of those scraps with women and just deal with whatever pittance is left
[–]DIG_ROOKIE_DIG8 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Which is why we go our own way. You remove them from your life and you don't have to deal with as much of it. Only at work or in public, and even then you can minimize it.
[–]3vilg0d1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And they blame internet for 9year old boy's sexual interest.
[–]roadblumeta31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Saw this 2 days ago for the first time in real life! At least blacks in the South got their OWN drinking fountains
[–]BroCapn29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On numerous occasions I've used the "ladies" restroom, that is, the ones with only one person at a time. There are usually a few men waiting to get in the men's restroom. I walk past, knock on ladies room, no answer so I go in, pee, leave, and then others follow suit. No sense in them both not being unisex.
[–]Gravy_Gecko16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's when I "identify" as a woman just long enough to use their bathroom.
[–]horseshoemagnet15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The man is stuck amid a bunch of females and disabled visitors. He better hold his pee else he can go over to some other place as this one ain't free.
[–]rossquaza14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Disabled is a gender?
[–]memelord360420 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These days I wouldn't be shocked
[–]KrombopulosPhillip3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess feminists just assume they are asexual beings , they couldn't be bothered to read into it
[–]meltboro10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I literally would rip the women plaque off the wall, no fucking joke
[–]rossquaza5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When there has always been just 2 rooms needed but gender bullshit takes over and instead of taking away women's precious space just shove everything with the former men's room.
[–]generalissimo_jones6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd sooner go in the bushes or up the wall round back than risk being alone in the toilets with women in there.
[–]Shittybillyall5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Walk into the ladies and drop an absolute bomb
[–]Phanekim3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A colleague of mine purposely did this one time. He drank a bunch of energy drinks for it too.
[–]Tercalerc-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not all heroes wear capes 😆
[–]xero-wing-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Luminous wee that glows in dark plus sloppy shit a new meaning to a dirty bomb I like it lol
[–]STea142 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A Broccoli tuna and quinoa meal
[–]verynormalsimple7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At my last job there was a male and a female bathroom, both single stalls. Everyone used any bathroom available, I even asked women if they were ok with me going to the female one if the other was occupied and they said "It doesn't matter, I use whatever bathroom is available". It was nice to know the coworkers were not absolute idiots.
[–]Tercalerc6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty. Damn. Much.
[–]Don_Floppino 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My school was the same, 100~ Boys, 2 Girls (Or 3?) and the bathrooms were like that:
1 For Boys, 3 For Girls (1 was for Teachers only)
Basically Female teachers got their own toilet and the male teachers had to share with the male students.
Equality.
Edit: That happened over a decade too when things were not AS bad...
[–]Harrybud074 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
future restrooms for males... do not enter..."piss to the side of building"...
[–]fartsnbarfen 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
yeah then you get a public indecency charge, public urination charge, and god forbid there are any kids or women around you might be charged with exposing yourself
[–]Harrybud071 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (13 children) | Copy Link
as social climates change, so shall he laws that govern such changes...
future society are too cramped and mens worth has fallen off the 'value' scale... only spaces remains.
entering the building alone would constitute and arrest...
the nightmare of a reality..
[–]fartsnbarfen 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
its gonna be like southpark where we are connected to the jack off machine for the sperm and be forced to write comedy. Jokes on them I had a vasectomy already
[–]Harrybud070 points1 point2 points 7 years ago* (11 children) | Copy Link
as the law will be "to reconnect all pipes" to none functioning males... since you have been disconnected for sometime; with re-connection you will produce much more than the norm.
with your 6 trillion sperm counts... you may have help many men from having their equipment miss handle... without even knowing it.
[–]fartsnbarfen 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
they cant reconnect if they dont know its been cut.
[–]Harrybud070 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Futures are unpredictable.
Do you think, you can hide? If their main objective was to "increased population".
Hide where?
Only way is to be off grid... Living off grid, either in the woods or digitally anonymous. Would required specialized skills and experience to have a chance at being successful. Not such easy feats.
[–]fartsnbarfen 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Outland hermits are increasingly persecuted. They wont tolerate that. Your only choice is to be a digital hermit. Van dwelling, boondocking, stealth camping, all these are feasible alternatives. No need to be off grid either. You can survive in a rural setting too with minimal infrastructure.
[–]Harrybud070 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
i am looking at honda element with Y/package for my project... want to built, small live in quarters equipped with solar power and generator... hope to find a good one soon.
[–]fartsnbarfen 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
That could be cool just to crash in. Be super efficient
[–]Harrybud071 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
i have been doing a lot of research on the vehicle... hope to have it done for summer, i am going to try and live in it, it would give me confidence knowing that i can survive in such condition... also savings for rent would be huge...
[–]fartsnbarfen1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Ive thought about it too. Just get a minivan, rig up a simple solar power system and live in parking lots or truck stops. I can shower at work and feeding myself is no biggie the worst thing would be finding reliable internet
i thought about the minivan, it has a lot of advantages... but the honda element seems to be the best thus far specially with the Y package, it has sunroof and roof rack and bunch of stuff comes with package... also its only a
2.4 liter engine vs minivan starting at 3.5 liters and up. element drives better, and best of all, all plastic and flat base to work on... can still fine a decent on for 5 to 6 K...
generator is a must if you are going to be gone from society.... i am looking for a 2000w honda generator for primary and charging electrical system if usage is over the norm...
and for stable internet access. i would avoid camping out of walmart all together, the internet is shit if any and the parking lot is retarded in the city, might be ok if you are out of the city... now a days internet access will be easy to obtain... once you start living in the project full time, internet access will not be an issue... besides with data plan being pretty cheap, just find a lake, open the doors and chill.
i did grab a planet fitness pass, for 20 bucks you can go to all the locations... and while you are there, get fit, rip, stronger, what ever. work out on your body to help ease tension off your mind.
Yeah i guess cellular aint too bad these days. But no you avoid walmart like the plague. Even now living normally. Its a human cesspool
i work on a 14 " laptop, its prefect for mobile use... i am using samsung note 4 "wifi hot spot' for my laptop. works like a charm... note 4 phones goes for about 100 bucks or less used. i have 3 of them... 2 working good, 1 half working...
as per the general public; bunch of idiots, killing themselves with overtime, feeding a bunch of ungrateful thots... such a waste of a life...
Sounds like you are halfway there. And its only a waste if something is valuable. What value do you give to whats basically a cockroach?
[–]ForNowICanSee5 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I would smash those signs.
[–]MasterChris7253 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wemen need their safe spaces so they can laugh about taking men’s away.
[–]no_gal_friend2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just put a "Out of Service" sign on the womyn's restroom. Actually put another of the same sign on the womyn's work area as well..
[–]MuchIndependence2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How ironic that the far one is redundant
[–]MieSelph1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
MRW
[–]KrombopulosPhillip1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
at least the mens room is 1 person only , all i see is a good place to take a shit and right beside it is the men's sanctuary room where they can lock the door and do whatever they need to do
[–]nomorecheesypoofs 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did you just assume my prefered bathroom sign?
[–]Vrabo 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow. So this is a thing.
I'm just waiting until it becomes acceptable and heavily encouraged for women to murder men in public whenever they feel like it for no reason whatsoever.
...Because maybe that's when men will finally snap and say enough is enough and take women's rights away.
[–]AntiAbleism0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This along with guilty until proven innocent.
[–]1st10Amendments0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I noticed this recently at an establishment I was in.
[–]realChebz0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"whats yours is ours and whats mine is mine"
[–]hatethiscity0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If it makes you feel better, my company has the same thing except a mens room and an all gender bathroom
[–]MrMannheim0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Seperate but Equal"
[–]8-db-8 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mexican Metrobús in a nutshell
[–]assraider21 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And still they scream: PATRIARCHY REEEE
[–]AttackinTheCops0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I've seen this in real life a few times, it's such bullshit. Unisex is the new Men's and the Women's is still the Women's.
[–]ricoga0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ok google define gynocentrism
[–]thecherry940 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Really tempts me to just take a huge shit in the corner between those two doors.
[–]hhhvgggvg0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nigga what, im not gonna pee with mentally ill people. what if they chop my dick off for dickspreading or some shit
[–]thefigg880 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This happened at work. They converted the men's restroom to a unisex, single occupancy bathroom while leaving the women's restroom the same. I get asked all the time by confused guys looking for a bathroom and instruct them to either wait for the unisex bathroom to free up or go upstairs. This would be mitigated if they converted the women's restroom into a unisex bathroom too.
[–]iVah1d0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
identify as a female, problem solved.
[–]CastandRefused0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These are popping up all over. Women get two bathrooms and men get the "privilege" of using one. I refuse to be a patron of any establishment that is so clearly sexist towards men and worships pussy. Fuck 2018.
[–]mksens650 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
at least we got a lock on our door lol
[–]Drizzt1231 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I see this at most gas stations now
[–]Ketsa1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
in land of the cucks.
[–]Yggdrasill41 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Are people so blind they cannot see that this is blatantly sexist? I know they recognize the inequality, a toddler would know the difference, they must just silently accept it bit by bit. People cant be this dissociated with their reality it's schizophrenic levels.
[–]syd-heich1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Just identify as a woman an drop a Hiroshima in both rooms
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Go in there and piss all over the toilet seat, the handle, and the floor. Mark your territory.
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