Even Thanos isn't safe

Loban8990 · 2018-09-25T20:07:27+00:00

The fuck can Okoyee and Widow possibly do to that guy. He bitch slapped the friggin hulk.

abend2 · 2018-09-25T20:43:22+00:00

Please snap your finger, Thanos! PLEASE!

TheNubianChimaera · 2018-09-25T19:20:34+00:00

I remember Lord of the Rings did that to the unbeatable Knight and had a woman kill him, I was let down and didnt know anything about MGTOW at the time.

nofilmynofucky · 2018-09-25T22:48:10+00:00

Calling it now, Infinity War 2 will involve everyone getting their ass kicked until Captain Marvel shows up and saves the day

Considering how long they spent building all the other characters up to this point it's gonna be a bit of a huge fucking let down tbh

SoulRebel99 · 2018-09-25T23:05:29+00:00

MeToo: Thanos Allegations

kayfab · 2018-09-25T21:18:26+00:00

Hey its Captain Marvel the one that keeps on smiling hahahh

hill1205 · 2018-09-25T22:18:16+00:00

Scarlett Witch and Captain Marvel fo sho.

Black widow? Nuh uh.

1st10Amendments · 2018-09-25T22:59:48+00:00

“What are they going to do...?”

Bleed on him.

I-am-the-lul · 2018-09-25T21:08:31+00:00

Unlike we mere mortal men, if they try that #metoo shit on him, he can make any woman, white-knight and judge who try it disappear.

htowntrav · 2018-09-26T00:51:26+00:00

I’m all for strong female characters. It’s wonderful. Glad they have super heroes to look up to and the franchise isn’t a huge sausage fest. But this feminine weaponization is something that has turned me off from the whole marvel franchise.

Xxtourlife · 2018-09-25T22:16:20+00:00

Thanos can just snap and they all can disappear

ichigo56 · 2018-09-25T21:13:58+00:00

In the Marvel Universe the only one of those characters strong enough to face him is Captain Marvel and Scarlet Witch got, got by Thanos already so...

anongogogo · 2018-09-26T00:21:40+00:00

All these actresses trying to an action role is a fucking joke. I still remember that stunt double for the Iron man scene in the boxing ring. They're just made to look pretty so nerd simps can jerk off to them.

ddavis369 · 2018-09-25T21:28:57+00:00

Forreals, only two of them remotely stand a chance. And that’s without the infinity gauntlet and all six stones.

1st10Amendments · 2018-09-25T23:05:33+00:00

Did nobody notice The Wasp?

DangZagnut · 2018-09-25T22:35:45+00:00

#ThanosToo

Vendemmian · 2018-09-26T00:45:09+00:00

"No mere men can kill me"

"We are no mere men"

"That was just a figure of speach and you know it smart ass" punches them into chunky salsa

alphvsvm · 2018-09-25T23:26:32+00:00

Lmao Thanos doesn’t stand a chance with these thots

TheImpossible1 · 2018-09-26T01:37:40+00:00

Calling it now, captain Feminism kills Thanos, making the whole story shit.

_370HSSV_ · 2018-09-26T07:50:42+00:00

"We are no mere men." We are 10 times weaker than them but somehow we think we are better.

hamburgerstake · 2018-09-25T21:40:14+00:00

Who's the one on the right? Either her movie hasn't come out or she was apparently very forgettable.

FirstOrderMGTOW · 2018-09-25T23:41:03+00:00

Lol. Then all the remaining victims across the galaxy come forward.

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-09-26T06:43:59+00:00

(Angry spoilers for Infinity War)

That battle scene at Wakanda was such a shitshow of idiocy. Like there wasn't a single thing right with it. There was no strategy, no assigned roles to particular people with particular skill-sets, nothing. No, they just put everyone in a big line and yelled "FOR SCOTLAND!" before all running dick-first into a horde of monsters. When you've got Black Widow charging in alongside the Hulkbuster armor as if they were both going to contribute equally to the fight, then you need to go back and rewrite the script a few more times. I swear, what's even the point of having a team of superhumans if some rail-thin broad who took some self-defense lessons is of equal value in a fight?

The moment I realized I was watching the "most advanced nation on the planet" attack an alien menace with infantry blocks and spears like it was the fucking 1600s, I also realized that I wouldn't be coming back to watch the sequel. Spears and shields? Really, T'Challa? Really? That's what you're working with? I thought maybe you've give your soldiers some vibranium body armor or hook them up with some vibranium-coated tanks or, shit, just come up with any kind of fortified position at all. But apparently the king of Wakanda's big scheme involved... waiting for the snazzy shield to crap out and then just duking it out in the middle of a field like a couple of soccer hooligans.

And I know, I know, "It's a comic book movie, you're overthinking it." But I've got a pretty decent ability to switch off my brain during these kinds of things, and even in full vegetable mode I was slapping my forehead over this nonsense.

And after all is said and done, their big teaser at the end is that Captain Marvel is coming. Oh great, Marvel's greatest cosmic dyke is going to be in the next movie soaking up tons of screentime that could be going to characters that aren't pushing an agenda with their very existence. But hey, who wants quality when you could have people with vaginas doing things and acting sassy about it?

Fuck Marvel with consent.

Gordon-G · 2018-09-25T22:55:35+00:00

Wow...perfect !!

Zachjsrf · 2018-09-26T01:26:36+00:00

I just spit out my food haha

XteveMcQueen · 2018-09-26T03:38:03+00:00

Ah shit. The next one is going to be a chick flick.

deathtocontrollers · 2018-09-26T03:46:25+00:00

Not a problem for Thanos. He can make all the simps, white knights disappear. And then all they can do is screech at him like harpies while he laughs.

balancedben · 2018-09-26T05:04:52+00:00

if you're going to watch this gynocentric crap then at least do so for free - either wait for it to come to television (via an antenna) or watch it streamed online. as long as you're not illegally downloading it you're fine.

GreasedLightning · 2018-09-26T07:07:56+00:00

...That's actually pretty funny lol. Not MGTOW really, I just like the posts here occasionally.

Fulgrim_Deciever · 2018-09-26T08:37:33+00:00

Thanos gets 86 years in prison for four counts of sexual assault to be served concurrently.

crawdaddy9880 · 2018-09-28T05:39:15+00:00

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! 🤣😅😅😉😉😉😉

CenterCityFilly · 2018-11-17T10:46:01+00:00

This isn’t even the right Return of the King quote

Branrcole · 2018-09-25T21:51:15+00:00

Nice

GoAwayImB8tn · 2018-09-25T22:32:45+00:00

HAAAAAA! LMAO

JD-Anderson · 2018-09-26T01:10:00+00:00

No he’s not

Oldschool085 · 2018-09-26T01:11:51+00:00

I agree

mexican-trihard · 2018-09-26T01:34:56+00:00

😂😂😂

Bigblackclock512 · 2018-09-26T01:49:04+00:00

These lines are so fucking terrible.

goliath1952 · 2018-09-26T02:32:49+00:00

And two of them don't have powers.

The_Invader_Kilz · 2018-09-26T04:32:27+00:00

ROCK!

AHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH!!

(Tenacious D)

Asphyxiem · 2018-09-26T08:01:32+00:00

The only person to legit defeat thanos is dr doom. Sad thing even thanos was cucked by a rendition of woman lady death and he was raised by a single mom

easternhermit · 2018-09-26T08:09:01+00:00

Thank God , they are wrapping up , a decade old good story & character build up. But I would be very angry if capt. marvel single handedly defeat thanos after all. And that thing they did in Capt. Marvel trailer, emphasis on "HER" - "HERO" is a peek of modus operandi of MCU in future. I am not a misogynist , and have no regards , disregards about female super heros, whatever requires for story progression and character build but when they start pulling things like they did in trailer , it leaves a bad taste. If this chutiyapa continues then I will be done with MCU.

s13g_h31l · 2018-09-26T11:22:06+00:00

r/uselessredunderline

LimousineLibtard · 2018-09-26T16:53:26+00:00

“Thanos lightly touched my breast over a swimsuit 40 years ago!”

[thanos has been defeated]

nflman2117 · 2018-09-26T20:27:32+00:00

To be fair he can only make half the sexual assault complaints go away

bellal_a · 2018-09-26T21:40:51+00:00

Long live thanos!!!

kulaiid · 2018-10-01T12:05:46+00:00

Didn't Scarlett witch get snapped???

the360NoClones · 2018-12-30T07:06:29+00:00

They ripped this off from lotr

Title	Even Thanos isn't safe
Author	UglyFarmer
Upvotes	2728
Comments	192
Date	September 25, 2018 6:45 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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